I'm drunk , my cats in heat and I want to dance !!

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  • Zuzana Designs
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    • Feb 2005
    • 20899

    #1

    I'm drunk , my cats in heat and I want to dance !!

    My fucking cat is in heat and won't stop making the weirdest fucking noises in the world- my neighbor told me to stick a pencil up her...uhhhh....NO! So I've been listening to her meow (I swear she's saying actually fucking words) for 2 days and I'm going insane. SO WHY NOT DANCE? Hell yeah, motherfuckers, I said DANCE. We've all seen pussyservers sig the next N' Synch and I know we have all thought about it. Well, I fucking did it! I drank too much wine, got WAY too bored and learned that fucking dance!! I think I should get on cam and do it over and over. I just lost 20 mins of my life that I can never get back, but I'm set the next time I go to the club-haha. Don't be scared...you guys have tried it- here's your chance to come clean!

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  • Mefo
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    • Jun 2002
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    • subVERSION
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      • Jun 2005
      • 235

      #3
      Originally posted by zuzanadesign
      My fucking cat is in heat and won't stop making the weirdest fucking noises in the world- my neighbor told me to stick a pencil up her...uhhhh....NO! So I've been listening to her meow (I swear she's saying actually fucking words) for 2 days and I'm going insane. SO WHY NOT DANCE? Hell yeah, motherfuckers, I said DANCE. We've all seen pussyservers sig the next N' Synch and I know we have all thought about it. Well, I fucking did it! I drank too much wine, got WAY too bored and learned that fucking dance!! I think I should get on cam and do it over and over. I just lost 20 mins of my life that I can never get back, but I'm set the next time I go to the club-haha. Don't be scared...you guys have tried it- here's your chance to come clean!
      Ohhhh you're gonna love this post tomorrow morning.

      But kudos for learning the dance. You'll score all the chicks at the RollerRink now.
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      • Zuzana Designs
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        • Feb 2005
        • 20899

        #4
        hehehehe I'm a chick bring on the lesbos

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        • Tat2Jr
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          • Feb 2001
          • 4882

          #5
          Dialing drunk again? Put the keyboard down you dancing wino!

          and btw.... I'd love to see you do that dance in the nude!
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          • Zuzana Designs
            All Your Design Needs
            • Feb 2005
            • 20899

            #6
            i have that bitch down tat I'm going to do a live cam show in the next couple of days to show off my moves the foot part way easy but the hands were tough ... I say anyone that can bust this out and tape it i will pay 20$ too tat i know your trying right now lol

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            • siccmade
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              • Nov 2002
              • 1641

              #7
              Originally posted by zuzanadesign
              i have that bitch down tat I'm going to do a live cam show in the next couple of days to show off my moves the foot part way easy but the hands were tough ... I say anyone that can bust this out and tape it i will pay 20$ too tat i know your trying right now lol
              Is this offerr still valid when you're sober?
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              • Zuzana Designs
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                • Feb 2005
                • 20899

                #8
                hell yea it is ... try that dance and tape it and i will epass you the $$$ but it has to be perfect lol

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                • dylan4U
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                  • Aug 2005
                  • 521

                  #9
                  What kind of cat do you have?

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                  • Tat2Jr
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                    • Feb 2001
                    • 4882

                    #10
                    Originally posted by dylan4U
                    What kind of cat do you have?
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                    • Zuzana Designs
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                      • Feb 2005
                      • 20899

                      #11
                      it's a bobcat I got from an exotic pet show and i have never heard any animal make these noises ... it scary sounding

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                      • Zuzana Designs
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                        • Feb 2005
                        • 20899

                        #12
                        ok i'm done dancing i will be doing a live cam show by the weekend and GFY will be first to see it live ....

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                        • dylan4U
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                          • Aug 2005
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                          #13
                          Hmm You should hear a siamiese cat. In couple weeks everything will be ok. I used to breed Russian blue Cats

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                          • Zuzana Designs
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                            • Feb 2005
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                            #14
                            my neighbors think I'm killing the damn thing lol

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                            • GFX Wiz
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                              • Jul 2004
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                              #15
                              I guess it's better than the cat being drunk and you being in heat watching your cat dance
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                              • Zuzana Designs
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                                • Feb 2005
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                                #16
                                hehehehe now that would make a good cam show... drunk cat watching me in heat lol

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                                • reed_4
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                                  • Jul 2005
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                                  #17
                                  Post the pic of your Pussy































































                                  cat.

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                                  • PixeLs
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                                    • Jul 2005
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                                    #18
                                    Originally posted by dylan4U
                                    Hmm You should hear a siamiese cat. In couple weeks everything will be ok. I used to breed Russian blue Cats
                                    Our cat gave birth to four kittens almost three weeks ago and yesterday, my cousin dropped by and asked me to adopt one of those kittens. She loves cat so much and I think that could be my early Christmas gift for her.

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                                    • Zuzana Designs
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                                      • Feb 2005
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                                      #19
                                      i will post my pussy when i get up I'm off to bed hehehehe

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                                      • selena
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                                        • Aug 2004
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                                        #20
                                        I have seen posts from people telling how they fuck their cat with a q tip when they are in heat.
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                                        • ServerGenius
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                                          • Feb 2002
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                                          #21
                                          Originally posted by zuzanadesign
                                          i will post my pussy when i get up I'm off to bed hehehehe
                                          that's it girl.....show your pussy.....nevermind the cat.....nobody here wants to see a cat anyway.
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                                          • u-Bob
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                                            • Jul 2005
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                                            #22
                                            good for you

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                                            • dylan4U
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                                              • Aug 2005
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                                              #23
                                              Sorry no weeks bud days. It is very painfull for them.

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                                              • Marshal
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                                                • Jun 2005
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                                                #24
                                                your head is gonna hurt you bad and you are gonna love this post! :D
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                                                • Screaming
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                                                  • Feb 2004
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                                                  #25
                                                  Seems you have alot on your plate.

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                                                  • seeric
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                                                    • Aug 2004
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                                                    #26
                                                    i'll dance with you

                                                    you should have gone with me to the strip club last night. shoulda seen me on the pole girl.

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                                                    • Jet Redux
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                                                      #27
                                                      you're in heat?

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                                                      • tranza
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                                                        • Jun 2003
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                                                        #28
                                                        Hahaha...LOL
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                                                        • Zuzana Designs
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                                                          • Feb 2005
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                                                          #29
                                                          lol WOW this one came back from the dead ... 2 years ago hehe

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                                                          • qxm
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                                                            • Jul 2006
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                                                            #30
                                                            WTF?.... and here I thought it was recent till I read ur last pozt ... go figure .. lol ... u were a wild one

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                                                            • HotMeghan_GL
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                                                              • Apr 2008
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                                                              #31
                                                              i've done the pencil/q-tip thing to a cat in heat once, it helps temporarily but i recommend being too drunk to dance to try it hahaha


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