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A hero worship website should be set up in honour of those who kill intruders.
A points system could be allocated and a bigger number of points could be given to homeowners who torture the criminals before killing them.
Then - each year - the ultimate hero could be awarded access to free porn for the following year for being a "Thief Slayer".
Top dude. Anyone who kills some scumbag who breaks into a home in the night is worth a sainthood in my books.
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