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  • SteveLightspeed
    Confirmed User
    • Jul 2001
    • 7940
    #1

    Most popular lies

    1) Check is in the mail.
    2) I won't cum in your mouth.
    3) Bush wasn't wired during the debate, it was a bad shirt.


    http://story.news.yahoo.com/news?tmp.../ap/bush_bulge

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    • AndrewKanuck
      Confirmed User
      • Jan 2004
      • 6706
      #2
      4) My (insert family member) has cancer, I'll finish the work tomorrow.

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        • Rob
          I'm a great bowler.
          • Nov 2003
          • 13310
          #3
          Your design job will be ready by tomorrow! I promise!

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            • GiantGnome
              Confirmed User
              • Jan 2004
              • 4344
              #4
              i promise, once its in it wont hurt anymore. it hasnt worked yet but im still trying.
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                • Persius
                  Tap into MOBILE!
                  • Jul 2003
                  • 11779
                  #5
                  I didnt have sexual relations with that women

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                    • AndrewKanuck
                      Confirmed User
                      • Jan 2004
                      • 6706
                      #6
                      Originally posted by GiantGnome
                      i promise, once its in it wont hurt anymore. it hasnt worked yet but im still trying.
                      We men know better then that, try it on a girl

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                        • pxxx
                          First African GFY Member
                          • Mar 2004
                          • 12114
                          #7
                          "I love you."

                          Biggest and most told lie.

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                            • Joe Citizen
                              Confirmed User
                              • Oct 2003
                              • 4552
                              #8
                              We don't shave.

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                                • polish_aristocrat
                                  Too lazy to set a custom title
                                  • Jul 2002
                                  • 40377
                                  #9
                                  I am not gay. - Bdjuf


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                                    • wes
                                      Confirmed User
                                      • Apr 2002
                                      • 3150
                                      #10
                                      "your so big" jk

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                                        • colpanic
                                          Confirmed User
                                          • May 2004
                                          • 1007
                                          #11
                                          "No, i'm not a surfer"
                                          I like ducks.

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                                            • Wilbo
                                              Confirmed User
                                              • Feb 2001
                                              • 2082
                                              #12
                                              We convert at 1/150

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                                                • NickPapageorgio
                                                  Confirmed User
                                                  • Apr 2004
                                                  • 8323
                                                  #13
                                                  Vaginal Orgasm Is A Lie...

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                                                    • MichaelP
                                                      Registered User
                                                      • Aug 2003
                                                      • 7123
                                                      #14
                                                      Originally posted by Joe Citizen
                                                      We don't shave.

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                                                        • WiredGuy
                                                          Pounding Googlebot
                                                          • Aug 2002
                                                          • 34516
                                                          #15
                                                          "It's not you, it's me"
                                                          WG
                                                          I play with Google.

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                                                            • EscortBiz
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                                                              • May 2002
                                                              • 19422
                                                              #16
                                                              girls

                                                              "im not into that whole club scene"

                                                              "muscular guys is a turn off"


                                                              guys

                                                              "girls dont care about looks"


                                                              people seeking invetments

                                                              "once we get the money we will be live within 30 days" TRUTH in 30 days they will need more money


                                                              CEO's

                                                              "the outlook is great" TRUTH his personal outlook is great hes getyting a new benz


                                                              Elance

                                                              "We are a team in India specializing..." TRUTH its one guy on a camel


                                                              Girls

                                                              "I got rid of all my credit cards, I like to have control of my finances" TRUTH the credit card company got rid of their credit cards because they owe 50k


                                                              Adult companies who bounce checks

                                                              "total outrage the bank screwed up we might sue them" TRUTH they cant manage their business and they dont have more then a few 100 bucks in the bank at any given time


                                                              Girls

                                                              "Anal sex ewww" TRUTH they love it and would prefer a huge cock up there


                                                              Guys

                                                              "Im looking to settle down and not interested in the one night stand game" TRUTH all I want is to fuck you and never hear from you again


                                                              Married women

                                                              "My husband would never even think of cheating" TRUTH hes mostlikly banging a skank right now



                                                              Last but not least

                                                              President of the United States

                                                              "Mission accomplished" Truth go to cnn.com
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                                                                • Theo
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                                                                  • May 2001
                                                                  • 34515
                                                                  #17
                                                                  nice paysites you have there

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                                                                    • LadyMischief
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                                                                      • Sep 2002
                                                                      • 18135
                                                                      #18
                                                                      I will respect you in the morning.

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                                                                        • uno
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                                                                          • Dec 2002
                                                                          • 18450
                                                                          #19
                                                                          Originally posted by AndrewKanuck
                                                                          4) My (insert family member) has cancer, I'll finish the work tomorrow.
                                                                          Was that a gallerypeople.com excuse?
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                                                                            • BT
                                                                              Confirmed User
                                                                              • Apr 2002
                                                                              • 6481
                                                                              #20
                                                                              I am just around the corner

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                                                                                • Theo
                                                                                  HAL 9000
                                                                                  • May 2001
                                                                                  • 34515
                                                                                  #21
                                                                                  Your parents look great people.

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                                                                                    • Mr. Mike
                                                                                      Confirmed User
                                                                                      • Aug 2004
                                                                                      • 913
                                                                                      #22
                                                                                      "I'm going to sue you."
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                                                                                        • Furious_Male
                                                                                          Doing the grind since 99
                                                                                          • Oct 2003
                                                                                          • 16884
                                                                                          #23
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                                                                                            • Deepai
                                                                                              Confirmed User
                                                                                              • Feb 2004
                                                                                              • 1583
                                                                                              #24
                                                                                              Deepai isnt the coolest mother fucker on the planet.
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                                                                                                • Explicit
                                                                                                  Confirmed User
                                                                                                  • Jul 2004
                                                                                                  • 814
                                                                                                  #25
                                                                                                  you look beautiful tonight...

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                                                                                                    • Gheenz
                                                                                                      Here's Your Sign
                                                                                                      • Oct 2003
                                                                                                      • 2410
                                                                                                      #26
                                                                                                      Originally posted by EscortBiz
                                                                                                      Last but not least

                                                                                                      President of the United States

                                                                                                      "Mission accomplished" Truth go to cnn.com
                                                                                                      Right on the money
                                                                                                      Those who can make you believe absurdities can make you commit atrocities. -Voltaire

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                                                                                                        • woj
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                                                                                                          • Jul 2002
                                                                                                          • 47880
                                                                                                          #27
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                                                                                                            • _Danielle_
                                                                                                              Confirmed User
                                                                                                              • Dec 2003
                                                                                                              • 949
                                                                                                              #28
                                                                                                              "I don't usually do this."

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                                                                                                                • EscortBiz
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                                                                                                                  • May 2002
                                                                                                                  • 19422
                                                                                                                  #29
                                                                                                                  Originally posted by Yanks_Danielle
                                                                                                                  "I don't usually do this."

                                                                                                                  And right after they say that usally you hear somethin like

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                                                                                                                    • PurrrsianPussyKat
                                                                                                                      Confirmed User
                                                                                                                      • Jan 2004
                                                                                                                      • 2088
                                                                                                                      #30
                                                                                                                      Of course your ass doesn't look big in those jeans!
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                                                                                                                        • gornyhuy
                                                                                                                          Chafed.
                                                                                                                          • May 2002
                                                                                                                          • 18041
                                                                                                                          #31
                                                                                                                          We're not shaving, your pure filtered SE traffic varies greatly in quality from day to day.

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                                                                                                                            • Lykos
                                                                                                                              Too lazy to set a custom title
                                                                                                                              • Apr 2003
                                                                                                                              • 31027
                                                                                                                              #32
                                                                                                                              Originally posted by Mr. Mike
                                                                                                                              "I'm going to sue you."
                                                                                                                              Hehehe,very true)

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                                                                                                                                • JSA Matt
                                                                                                                                  So Fucking Banned
                                                                                                                                  • Aug 2003
                                                                                                                                  • 5464
                                                                                                                                  #33
                                                                                                                                  "Guarenteed to add inches!"

                                                                                                                                  "I didn't get a hooker in TJ"

                                                                                                                                  "I'll call you tomorrow"

                                                                                                                                  "My harddrive crashed"
                                                                                                                                  Last edited by JSA Matt; 10-26-2004, 05:24 PM.

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                                                                                                                                    • sherie
                                                                                                                                      Confirmed User
                                                                                                                                      • Feb 2002
                                                                                                                                      • 7020
                                                                                                                                      #34
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                                                                                                                                        • Drake
                                                                                                                                          Hello world!
                                                                                                                                          • Mar 2003
                                                                                                                                          • 12508
                                                                                                                                          #35
                                                                                                                                          I can't stay the night, I have to get up early tomorrow

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                                                                                                                                            • Drake
                                                                                                                                              Hello world!
                                                                                                                                              • Mar 2003
                                                                                                                                              • 12508
                                                                                                                                              #36
                                                                                                                                              Your ass is not fat
                                                                                                                                              I love your more now than I did when we first got together
                                                                                                                                              That's dirty, I would never do that
                                                                                                                                              I think about you every day
                                                                                                                                              Your kid is so cute

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                                                                                                                                                • Drake
                                                                                                                                                  Hello world!
                                                                                                                                                  • Mar 2003
                                                                                                                                                  • 12508
                                                                                                                                                  #37
                                                                                                                                                  Looks aren't important
                                                                                                                                                  I don't masturbate
                                                                                                                                                  Britney is ugly

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                                                                                                                                                    • BigWebRev
                                                                                                                                                      Confirmed User
                                                                                                                                                      • Aug 2004
                                                                                                                                                      • 1631
                                                                                                                                                      #38
                                                                                                                                                      will call you back in five minutes.

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                                                                                                                                                        • wes
                                                                                                                                                          Confirmed User
                                                                                                                                                          • Apr 2002
                                                                                                                                                          • 3150
                                                                                                                                                          #39
                                                                                                                                                          IM A VIRGIN

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                                                                                                                                                            • Gynecologist
                                                                                                                                                              Confirmed User
                                                                                                                                                              • Sep 2004
                                                                                                                                                              • 2184
                                                                                                                                                              #40
                                                                                                                                                              "Stop, STOP, No, don't do that, GET OFF OF ME NOW!"

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                                                                                                                                                                • fris
                                                                                                                                                                  I have to go potty
                                                                                                                                                                  • Aug 2002
                                                                                                                                                                  • 55816
                                                                                                                                                                  #41
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                                                                                                                                                                    • PerfectionGirls
                                                                                                                                                                      Too lazy to set a custom title
                                                                                                                                                                      • Oct 2002
                                                                                                                                                                      • 4484
                                                                                                                                                                      #42
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                                                                                                                                                                        • Nanda
                                                                                                                                                                          Confirmed User
                                                                                                                                                                          • Jul 2003
                                                                                                                                                                          • 5310
                                                                                                                                                                          #43
                                                                                                                                                                          you're the hottest chick
                                                                                                                                                                          you've got the best ass
                                                                                                                                                                          I never cheat
                                                                                                                                                                          I never lie
                                                                                                                                                                          I only have eyes for you
                                                                                                                                                                          No I haven't masturbated
                                                                                                                                                                          not tonight I have a headache
                                                                                                                                                                          your family is so great
                                                                                                                                                                          My Ex-husband SKULL-BUITRE ran off to Colombia with OUR money and screwed me after I helped him build OUR business.
                                                                                                                                                                          He is hiding in Colombia and never paid the settlement $ from our divorce!

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                                                                                                                                                                            • Drake
                                                                                                                                                                              Hello world!
                                                                                                                                                                              • Mar 2003
                                                                                                                                                                              • 12508
                                                                                                                                                                              #44
                                                                                                                                                                              You're forgiven
                                                                                                                                                                              Show me this "sex" thing. My parents are mormons
                                                                                                                                                                              I don't live in my parents basement

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                                                                                                                                                                                • fris
                                                                                                                                                                                  I have to go potty
                                                                                                                                                                                  • Aug 2002
                                                                                                                                                                                  • 55816
                                                                                                                                                                                  #45
                                                                                                                                                                                  Originally posted by PerfectionGirls
                                                                                                                                                                                  Yeah, go ahead and put us on your exits now, we will get you up on ours tomorrow for sure.
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                                                                                                                                                                                    • buddyjuf
                                                                                                                                                                                      #46
                                                                                                                                                                                      Originally posted by polish_aristocrat
                                                                                                                                                                                      I am not gay. - Bdjuf



                                                                                                                                                                                      omfg

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                                                                                                                                                                                        • SureFire
                                                                                                                                                                                          Confirmed User
                                                                                                                                                                                          • Jan 2003
                                                                                                                                                                                          • 4398
                                                                                                                                                                                          #47
                                                                                                                                                                                          Could you send another invoice, our accounts payable have no record (duh, thinking to myself, didn?t the same person say the check was in the mail last week)

                                                                                                                                                                                          and

                                                                                                                                                                                          No one has to know. This just between us.

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