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  • wtfent
    Confirmed User
    • Nov 2003
    • 3790

    #1

    Wow. Very interesting read.

    Im not sure if you have read this before but this is very interesting.


    Non-Political Questions

    _>
    >____ These are questions which make you stop and think.
    >

    >____ Question 1:
    >
    >____ If you knew a woman who was pregnant, who had 8 kids already, three who
    >____ were deaf, two who were blind, one mentally retarded, and she had
    >____ syphilis, would you recommend that she have an abortion?
    >
    >
    >____ Read the next question before looking at the answer for this one.
    >

    >
    >____ Question 2:
    >
    >____ It is time to elect a new world leader, and only your vote counts. Here
    >____ are the facts about the three leading candidates:
    >
    >
    >____ Candidate A -
    >____ Associates with crooked politicians, and consults with astrologists.
    >____ He's had two Mistresses. He also chain smokes and drinks 8 to 10
    >____ martinis a day.
    >
    >____ Candidate B -
    >____ He was kicked out of office twice, sleeps until noon, used opium in
    >____ college and drinks a quart of whiskey every evening.
    >
    >____ Candidate C -
    >____ He is a decorated war hero. He's a vegetarian, doesn't smoke, drinks an
    >____ occasional beer and never cheated on his wife.
    >

    >____ Which of these candidates would be your Choice?
    >
    >____ Decide first, no peeking, then scroll down for the answer.
    >


    >____ ----------------------------------------------
    >

    >____ Candidate A: is Franklin D. Roosevelt.
    >____ Candidate B: is Winston Churchill.
    >____ Candidate C: is Adolph Hitler.
    >
    >
    >____ And, by the way, the answer to the abortion question: If you said yes,
    >____ you just killed Beethoven.
    >
    >____ Pretty interesting isn't it? Makes a person think before judging
    >____ someone.
    >
    >____ Never be afraid to try something new.
    >
    >____ Remember:
    >____ Amateurs built the Ark
    >
    >____ Professionals built the Titanic
    >

    >____ and in case you never saw this one..! ...
    >
    >____ Can you imagine working for a company that has a little more than 500
    >____ employees and has the following statistics:
    >
    >____ * 29 have been accused of spousal abuse
    >____ * 7 have been arrested for fraud
    >____ * 19 have been accused of writing bad checks
    >____ * 117 have directly or indirectly bankrupted at least 2 businesses
    >____ * 3 have done time for assault
    >____ * 71 cannot get a credit card due to bad credit
    >____ * 14 have been arrested on drug-related charges
    >____ * 8 have been arrested for shoplifting
    >____ * 21 are currently defendants in lawsuits
    >____ * 84 have been arrested for drunk driving in the last year
    >
    >____ Can you guess which organization this is?
    >

    >____ Give up yet?
    >

    >____ It's the 535 members of the United States Congress. The same group of
    >____ idiots that crank out hundreds of new laws each year designed to keep
    >____ the rest of us in line.
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  • BV
    wtf
    • Sep 2001
    • 10914

    #2
    interesting

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    • tranza
      ICQ: 197-556-237
      • Jun 2003
      • 57559

      #3
      Old stuff...
      I'm just a newbie.

      Comment

      • reynold
        Too lazy to set a custom title
        • Oct 2002
        • 51271

        #4
        curious.
        the congress did it for me

        Comment

        • TheMob
          Confirmed User
          • Jan 2003
          • 8584

          #5
          Hmm, Hitler wasn't a vegetarian.

          Comment

          • mcmc
            Confirmed User
            • Feb 2004
            • 1705

            #6
            Originally posted by wtfent
            Im not sure if you have read this before but this is very interesting.


            Non-Political Questions

            _>
            >____ These are questions which make you stop and think.
            >

            >____ Question 1:
            >
            >____ If you knew a woman who was pregnant, who had 8 kids already, three who
            >____ were deaf, two who were blind, one mentally retarded, and she had
            >____ syphilis, would you recommend that she have an abortion?
            >
            >
            >____ Read the next question before looking at the answer for this one.
            >

            >
            >____ Question 2:
            >
            >____ It is time to elect a new world leader, and only your vote counts. Here
            >____ are the facts about the three leading candidates:
            >
            >
            >____ Candidate A -
            >____ Associates with crooked politicians, and consults with astrologists.
            >____ He's had two Mistresses. He also chain smokes and drinks 8 to 10
            >____ martinis a day.
            >
            >____ Candidate B -
            >____ He was kicked out of office twice, sleeps until noon, used opium in
            >____ college and drinks a quart of whiskey every evening.
            >
            >____ Candidate C -
            >____ He is a decorated war hero. He's a vegetarian, doesn't smoke, drinks an
            >____ occasional beer and never cheated on his wife.
            >

            >____ Which of these candidates would be your Choice?
            >
            >____ Decide first, no peeking, then scroll down for the answer.
            >


            >____ ----------------------------------------------
            >

            >____ Candidate A: is Franklin D. Roosevelt.
            >____ Candidate B: is Winston Churchill.
            >____ Candidate C: is Adolph Hitler.
            >
            >
            >____ And, by the way, the answer to the abortion question: If you said yes,
            >____ you just killed Beethoven.
            >
            >____ Pretty interesting isn't it? Makes a person think before judging
            >____ someone.
            >
            >____ Never be afraid to try something new.
            >
            >____ Remember:
            >____ Amateurs built the Ark
            >
            >____ Professionals built the Titanic
            >

            >____ and in case you never saw this one..! ...
            >
            >____ Can you imagine working for a company that has a little more than 500
            >____ employees and has the following statistics:
            >
            >____ * 29 have been accused of spousal abuse
            >____ * 7 have been arrested for fraud
            >____ * 19 have been accused of writing bad checks
            >____ * 117 have directly or indirectly bankrupted at least 2 businesses
            >____ * 3 have done time for assault
            >____ * 71 cannot get a credit card due to bad credit
            >____ * 14 have been arrested on drug-related charges
            >____ * 8 have been arrested for shoplifting
            >____ * 21 are currently defendants in lawsuits
            >____ * 84 have been arrested for drunk driving in the last year
            >
            >____ Can you guess which organization this is?
            >

            >____ Give up yet?
            >

            >____ It's the 535 members of the United States Congress. The same group of
            >____ idiots that crank out hundreds of new laws each year designed to keep
            >____ the rest of us in line.
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            • mrthumbs
              salad tossing sig guy
              • Apr 2002
              • 11702

              #7
              im pretty sure this stuff baffles the sheep but something doesnt add up here

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              • Manowar
                jellyfish  
                • Dec 2003
                • 71528

                #8

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                • Nicky
                  Too lazy to set a custom title
                  • Mar 2003
                  • 30071

                  #9
                  My answers was NO and nr.2 .......

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