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  • mary34d
    Confirmed User
    • Aug 2003
    • 3358
    #1

    for my birthday i want

    a fucking machine.

    since i can't seem to get laid


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    • AndrewKanuck
      Confirmed User
      • Jan 2004
      • 6706
      #2
      Originally posted by mary34d
      a fucking machine.

      since i can't seem to get laid
      How about I ship juicy down on DHL?

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        • touretts
          Confirmed User
          • Mar 2003
          • 242
          #3
          Originally posted by AndrewKanuck
          How about I ship juicy down on DHL?
          "Bad for them, good for you."


          ICQ# 195639

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            • mary34d
              Confirmed User
              • Aug 2003
              • 3358
              #4
              Originally posted by AndrewKanuck
              How about I ship juicy down on DHL?
              i need something on call. the guido's got too many broads already


              The guys at CJ Bucks will do absolutely anything to get your business. You owe it to yourself to at least ask!

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                • Sosa
                  In Tushy Land
                  • Oct 2002
                  • 40149
                  #5
                  isn't your shoot with the nerd tomorrow? can't wait that long?

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                    • mary34d
                      Confirmed User
                      • Aug 2003
                      • 3358
                      #6
                      Originally posted by Sosa
                      isn't your shoot with the nerd tomorrow? can't wait that long?
                      he's not a nerd. cute spanish-italian mix though.


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                        • Pipecrew
                          Master of Gfy.com
                          • Feb 2002
                          • 14888
                          #7
                          Originally posted by mary34d
                          he's not a nerd. cute spanish-italian mix though.
                          and he has a meaty rod!

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                            • Gynecologist
                              Confirmed User
                              • Sep 2004
                              • 2184
                              #8
                              Originally posted by mary34d
                              a fucking machine.

                              since i can't seem to get laid

                              Last edited by Gynecologist; 10-26-2004, 02:28 PM.

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                                • beergood
                                  Confirmed User
                                  • Jun 2003
                                  • 2918
                                  #9
                                  icq: 320340263

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                                    • Peaches
                                      Old broad
                                      • Oct 2002
                                      • 13933
                                      #10
                                      When you marry Gonzo, you'll have your own personal penis on call 24/7

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                                        • Manowar
                                          jellyfish  
                                          • Dec 2003
                                          • 71528
                                          #11
                                          Originally posted by beergood

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                                            • fris
                                              I have to go potty
                                              • Aug 2002
                                              • 55818
                                              #12
                                              comon mary, name something reasonable you want i am sure there is something your lovely self needs

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                                                • Shoehorn!
                                                  Die With Your Boots On
                                                  • Oct 2003
                                                  • 22872
                                                  #13
                                                  Originally posted by beergood

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                                                    • Pornopat
                                                      AdultTubeSubmits.com
                                                      • Dec 2003
                                                      • 10598
                                                      #14
                                                      Originally posted by mary34d
                                                      a fucking machine.

                                                      since i can't seem to get laid
                                                      A fucking machine will not walk the dog and take out the garbage...

                                                      I will....
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                                                        • Lace
                                                          Too lazy to set a custom title
                                                          • Mar 2004
                                                          • 16116
                                                          #15
                                                          Originally posted by mary34d
                                                          since i can't seem to get laid
                                                          Doesn't suprise me.
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                                                            • pxxx
                                                              First African GFY Member
                                                              • Mar 2004
                                                              • 12114
                                                              #16
                                                              Want me to be your birthday present?

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                                                                • hova
                                                                  Traffillionaire
                                                                  • Jan 2002
                                                                  • 22430
                                                                  #17
                                                                  Just move to Amsterdam and I'll take care of you
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                                                                    • Lykos
                                                                      Too lazy to set a custom title
                                                                      • Apr 2003
                                                                      • 31027
                                                                      #18
                                                                      Damn,i could make your wish happens,but i am just too far from u

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                                                                        • Lawyerssuck
                                                                          Confirmed User
                                                                          • Sep 2004
                                                                          • 194
                                                                          #19
                                                                          Originally posted by mary34d
                                                                          a fucking machine.

                                                                          since i can't seem to get laid
                                                                          I am not surprised that you cannot get laid. You are a fucking whore is just plain disgusting. You are also a fucking hahahaha.

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                                                                            • sickkittens
                                                                              I am a meat popsicle.
                                                                              • Jul 2002
                                                                              • 25100
                                                                              #20
                                                                              Originally posted by beergood
                                                                              That looks pretty clean and smooth.

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                                                                                • fl_prn_str
                                                                                  Confirmed User
                                                                                  • Aug 2004
                                                                                  • 5736
                                                                                  #21
                                                                                  Originally posted by mary34d
                                                                                  a fucking machine.

                                                                                  since i can't seem to get laid

                                                                                  Quit your whining.......youve have many many opportunities.....





                                                                                  You had a lot of fun playing pool....you could have "found" your random sex partner right there....

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