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  • Angry Jew Cat - Banned for Life
    (felis madjewicus)
    • Jul 2006
    • 20368
    #1

    Hey OLD FUCKERS...

    I know you old fuckers love to sit around and reminisce about how great washing boards are and all, but are they really the cleaning miracle that time forgot? Seriously, I'm curious, what's the 411 on washing boards? Have any young fuckers here used a washing board. I want an understanding of the average opinion on the washing machine vs washing board debate, not some biased old fucker nonsense. If these things are the miracle people say they are, I'm finding me a wife...

    Merry Christmas!

    PS. I want a washing board Santa.....
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    • sortie
      Confirmed User
      • Mar 2007
      • 7771
      #2
      Originally posted by Angry Jew Cat
      I know you old fuckers love to sit around and reminisce about how great washing boards are and all, but are they really the cleaning miracle that time forgot? Seriously, I'm curious, what's the 411 on washing boards? Have any young fuckers here used a washing board. I want an understanding of the average opinion on the washing machine vs washing board debate, not some biased old fucker nonsense. If these things are the miracle people say they are, I'm finding me a wife...

      Merry Christmas!

      PS. I want a washing board Santa.....

      I didn't know that wives came equipped with wash boards on their asses.

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        • Juicy D. Links
          So Fucking Banned
          • Apr 2001
          • 122992
          #3

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            • sortie
              Confirmed User
              • Mar 2007
              • 7771
              #4
              Wait,

              I aint thru yet.

              WTF????????????????????????


              If I find a wife then I will buy a fucking washing machine, dish washer, lawn sprinkler,
              clothes dryer, blender and a bunch of other shit she wants.

              What the fuck are you talking about!!!!!!!!!!!!??????????????

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                • sortie
                  Confirmed User
                  • Mar 2007
                  • 7771
                  #5
                  Originally posted by Juicy D. Links




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                    • Tom_PM
                      Porn Meister
                      • Feb 2005
                      • 16443
                      #6


                      Emmit Otter's Jug Band would suck ass without one.
                      43-922-863 Shut up and play your guitar.

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                        • CDSmith
                          Too lazy to set a custom title
                          • May 2001
                          • 51460
                          #7
                          First let's get something straight.

                          It's WASHBOARD. Only the Amish and slightly retarded female midgets call them "washing boards"
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                            • CrkMStanz
                              Confirmed User
                              • Jan 2008
                              • 517
                              #8
                              Originally posted by CDSmith
                              First let's get something straight.

                              It's WASHBOARD. Only the Amish and slightly retarded female midgets call them "washing boards"

                              What he said
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                                • Angry Jew Cat - Banned for Life
                                  (felis madjewicus)
                                  • Jul 2006
                                  • 20368
                                  #9
                                  Originally posted by PR_Tom


                                  Emmit Otter's Jug Band would suck ass without one.
                                  Indeed. Every good jugband needs a washboard player. but I am approaching this from a "what will clean my clothes better" angle.


                                  Originally posted by CDSmith
                                  First let's get something straight.

                                  It's WASHBOARD. Only the Amish and slightly retarded female midgets call them "washing boards"
                                  So should I go for the Amish bitch or the midget?

                                  Originally posted by sortie
                                  Wait,

                                  I aint thru yet.

                                  WTF????????????????????????


                                  If I find a wife then I will buy a fucking washing machine, dish washer, lawn sprinkler,
                                  clothes dryer, blender and a bunch of other shit she wants.

                                  What the fuck are you talking about!!!!!!!!!!!!??????????????
                                  Are you thru now? WTF???????????????????????

                                  If, that's a pretty damned big IF. Better keep it capitalized. IF IF IF.

                                  What the fuck are you talking about!!!!!!!!!!!!??????????????

                                  Don't tell me, you're French too!

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                                    • Angry Jew Cat - Banned for Life
                                      (felis madjewicus)
                                      • Jul 2006
                                      • 20368
                                      #10
                                      Originally posted by Juicy D. Links
                                      My ass looks better from the left side...

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                                        • Spunky
                                          I need a beer
                                          • Jun 2002
                                          • 133978
                                          #11
                                          I used to clean my clothes in the frozen stream over rocks..damn whipper snappers

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                                            • LoveSandra
                                              So Fucking Banned
                                              • Aug 2008
                                              • 10551
                                              #12
                                              Originally posted by Juicy D. Links

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