Originally Posted by sonofsam

lets say hypothetically, that i broke into a petting zoo and had sex with a llama; and on my way out noticed a security camera was pointed at me the whole time. what charges am i facing, if said events actually did take place?

not that they did or anything... cause i didn't... but what if it went down like that?.... again don't get the wrong idea, because i didn't.. but what if that happened? am i facing serious time, hypothetically?