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  • Drake
    Hello world!
    • Mar 2003
    • 12508
    #1

    Craziest thing you've done for a woman

    Did you ask her to get married in front of millions of sports fans on live TV only to get rejected?

    What have you done? Spent a million on her new handbag? Sold your house and moved across state? Killed somebody?
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    • Marcus Aurelius
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      • Apr 2003
      • 14809
      #2
      married her.

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        • Jakke PNG
          ex-TeenGodFather
          • Nov 2001
          • 20306
          #3
          I once did the laundry
          ..and I'm off.

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            • SleazyDream
              I'm here for SPORT
              • Jul 2001
              • 41470
              #4
              i often tell women i do the major things in my life for them - usually it's bullshit but a lot of them believe it and end up in bed with me cause of it so it's all good.
              This dog, is dog, a dog, good dog, way dog, to dog, keep dog, an dog, idiot dog, busy dog, for dog, 20 dog, seconds dog!

              Now read without the word dog.

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                • Drake
                  Hello world!
                  • Mar 2003
                  • 12508
                  #5
                  Originally posted by mdcq
                  married her.
                  Did she come with or without a kid?

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                    • Alltopnotch
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                      • May 2004
                      • 2845
                      #6
                      Originally posted by mdcq
                      married her.
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                            • KRL
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                              • Oct 2002
                              • 31429
                              #8
                              I was engaged to this Jewish girl that had unreal expensive tastes. She talked me into chartering a 727 to pick up her college friends and family from all over to come to the wedding.

                              Fortunately we broke up before I sent the check.



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                                • Marcus Aurelius
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                                  • Apr 2003
                                  • 14809
                                  #9
                                  Originally posted by Mike33
                                  Did she come with or without a kid?
                                  Without. and Im just joking my wife is a great lady.


















































                                  (she was reading over my shoulder)
                                  THAT BITCH!

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                                    • Sosa
                                      In Tushy Land
                                      • Oct 2002
                                      • 40149
                                      #10
                                      Originally posted by EscortBiz
                                      cuddle after sex, never again I have stats to check

                                      haha too funny

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                                        • Sosa
                                          In Tushy Land
                                          • Oct 2002
                                          • 40149
                                          #11
                                          Originally posted by KRL
                                          I was engaged to this Jewish girl that had unreal expensive tastes. She talked me into chartering a 727 to pick up her college friends and family from all over to come to the wedding.

                                          Fortunately we broke up before I sent the check.

                                          Lucky you.

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                                            • baddog
                                              So Fucking Banned
                                              • Apr 2001
                                              • 107089
                                              #12
                                              a toss up between, let her have a cat, married her, bought her a motor home

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                                                • Drake
                                                  Hello world!
                                                  • Mar 2003
                                                  • 12508
                                                  #13
                                                  Originally posted by mdcq
                                                  Without. and Im just joking my wife is a great lady.



                                                  (she was reading over my shoulder)
                                                  THAT BITCH!
                                                  lol

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                                                    • SleazyDream
                                                      I'm here for SPORT
                                                      • Jul 2001
                                                      • 41470
                                                      #14
                                                      Originally posted by KRL
                                                      I was engaged to this Jewish girl that had unreal expensive tastes. She talked me into chartering a 727 to pick up her college friends and family from all over to come to the wedding.

                                                      Fortunately we broke up before I sent the check.
                                                      how did you decide who got the first class seats and who got coach?

                                                      or was it a special plane with all first class seating?
                                                      This dog, is dog, a dog, good dog, way dog, to dog, keep dog, an dog, idiot dog, busy dog, for dog, 20 dog, seconds dog!

                                                      Now read without the word dog.

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                                                        • C_U_Next_Tuesday
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                                                          • Oct 2002
                                                          • 10581
                                                          #15
                                                          kicked the shit out of my g/f's hubby and my b/f one time. They decided to cash their paychecks and drink it all away ..we found them 17 hours later at the county jail trying to bail their friend out. She just had a brand new baby and was holding onto the child when he started to get physical with her. I just went nuts on his ass.. my b/f was trying to duck out..but i caught him with a kick to the nuts. the inmates in the jail were pounding the hell out of the windows...my b/f just didnt want to go to jail..so he let me beat him to the car... I took his ass straight to work..no sleep and drunk as shit..

                                                          The other dude never laid a hand on her again..she divorced his ass a year later..fucking loser..we still laugh about that night.

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                                                            • Webasic
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                                                              • Feb 2004
                                                              • 1889
                                                              #16
                                                              ,,,,,
                                                              Last edited by Webasic; 10-24-2004, 09:19 PM.

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                                                                • Webasic
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                                                                  • Feb 2004
                                                                  • 1889
                                                                  #17
                                                                  planned a life together and now all of a sudden I don't have one

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                                                                    • Marcus Aurelius
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                                                                      • Apr 2003
                                                                      • 14809
                                                                      #18
                                                                      Originally posted by C_U_Next_Tuesday
                                                                      kicked the shit out of my g/f's hubby and my b/f one time. They decided to cash their paychecks and drink it all away ..we found them 17 hours later at the county jail trying to bail their friend out. She just had a brand new baby and was holding onto the child when he started to get physical with her. I just went nuts on his ass.. my b/f was trying to duck out..but i caught him with a kick to the nuts. the inmates in the jail were pounding the hell out of the windows...my b/f just didnt want to go to jail..so he let me beat him to the car... I took his ass straight to work..no sleep and drunk as shit..

                                                                      The other dude never laid a hand on her again..she divorced his ass a year later..fucking loser..we still laugh about that night.
                                                                      Damn. you should take it on springer.

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                                                                        • Thurbs
                                                                          The Thrilla in Manila
                                                                          • Sep 2004
                                                                          • 4785
                                                                          #19
                                                                          i shot myself in the foot with a nailgun. it wasnt for her, but i was distracted by her.

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                                                                            • brizzad
                                                                              holla
                                                                              • Jul 2003
                                                                              • 11769
                                                                              #20
                                                                              give weekly rimjobs

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                                                                                • Alltopnotch
                                                                                  Confirmed User
                                                                                  • May 2004
                                                                                  • 2845
                                                                                  #21
                                                                                  Originally posted by C_U_Next_Tuesday
                                                                                  kicked the shit out of my g/f's hubby and my b/f one time. They decided to cash their paychecks and drink it all away ..we found them 17 hours later at the county jail trying to bail their friend out. She just had a brand new baby and was holding onto the child when he started to get physical with her. I just went nuts on his ass.. my b/f was trying to duck out..but i caught him with a kick to the nuts. the inmates in the jail were pounding the hell out of the windows...my b/f just didnt want to go to jail..so he let me beat him to the car... I took his ass straight to work..no sleep and drunk as shit..

                                                                                  The other dude never laid a hand on her again..she divorced his ass a year later..fucking loser..we still laugh about that night.
                                                                                  you kicked the shit out of your girlfriend's husband and your boyfriend?
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                                                                                    • KRL
                                                                                      Entrepreneur
                                                                                      • Oct 2002
                                                                                      • 31429
                                                                                      #22
                                                                                      Originally posted by SleazyDream
                                                                                      how did you decide who got the first class seats and who got coach?

                                                                                      or was it a special plane with all first class seating?
                                                                                      It was through a company that had planes designed to fly large corporate groups all together.
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                                                                                        • Rochard
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                                                                                          • Dec 2001
                                                                                          • 75761
                                                                                          #23
                                                                                          I did the dishes tonight.
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                                                                                            • Gynecologist
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                                                                                              • Sep 2004
                                                                                              • 2184
                                                                                              #24
                                                                                              Originally posted by SleazyDream
                                                                                              how did you decide who got the first class seats and who got coach?

                                                                                              or was it a special plane with all first class seating?
                                                                                              Ha ha, Yeah, her "family"would be extended I am sure

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                                                                                                • KRL
                                                                                                  Entrepreneur
                                                                                                  • Oct 2002
                                                                                                  • 31429
                                                                                                  #25
                                                                                                  Originally posted by Gynecologist
                                                                                                  Ha ha, Yeah, her "family"would be extended I am sure
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                                                                                                    • maxdaname
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                                                                                                      • Oct 2003
                                                                                                      • 5193
                                                                                                      #26
                                                                                                      Oral sex, and it was nasty! Never going down there again!

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                                                                                                        • SpikeHeel
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                                                                                                          • Oct 2003
                                                                                                          • 1531
                                                                                                          #27
                                                                                                          cook for her and did the laundry.

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                                                                                                            • xclusive
                                                                                                              Too lazy to set a custom title
                                                                                                              • Apr 2004
                                                                                                              • 35218
                                                                                                              #28
                                                                                                              I let my wife have a 3some with me and her sister...Yeah I know I have a heart of gold...

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                                                                                                                • CraveContent
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                                                                                                                  • Apr 2004
                                                                                                                  • 319
                                                                                                                  #29
                                                                                                                  Originally posted by xclusive
                                                                                                                  I let my wife have a 3some with me and her sister...Yeah I know I have a heart of gold...
                                                                                                                  I have to learn to be a nicer guy!
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                                                                                                                    • jade_dragon
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                                                                                                                      • May 2004
                                                                                                                      • 1737
                                                                                                                      #30
                                                                                                                      When I was in high school I walked a few miles to my gf's house to spend time with her when she was sick.

                                                                                                                      In college I put a shit load of miles on my car driving back and forth from my town house to her dorm room.

                                                                                                                      I do a lot of little sweet shit but these are some of the biggest/strange/stupid things I could think of
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                                                                                                                        • xenigo
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                                                                                                                          • Jan 2001
                                                                                                                          • 8067
                                                                                                                          #31
                                                                                                                          I recorded a track at the end of a CD I burned for this chick. The track was me singing a song I wrote, and playing guitar. As I recall, it really sucked. I was 18 at the time, I hate thinking about how stupid that really was. She didn't talk to me afterwards.

                                                                                                                          Fuck, fuck fuck. Why did I do that!!!

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                                                                                                                            • Goatse
                                                                                                                              Confirmed User
                                                                                                                              • Sep 2003
                                                                                                                              • 2086
                                                                                                                              #32
                                                                                                                              I sold everything I had and moved 3,000 miles to be with her. She dumped me within a couple of weeks.

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                                                                                                                                • strobi
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                                                                                                                                  • Nov 2002
                                                                                                                                  • 7383
                                                                                                                                  #33
                                                                                                                                  Originally posted by Goatse
                                                                                                                                  I sold everything I had and moved 3,000 miles to be with her. She dumped me within a couple of weeks.
                                                                                                                                  damn!!!

                                                                                                                                  well me, nothing mutch Never found the right person to do the big stuff

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                                                                                                                                    • CybermedAndy
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                                                                                                                                      • Jul 2004
                                                                                                                                      • 4170
                                                                                                                                      #34
                                                                                                                                      Bought her a friggin Chihuahua

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                                                                                                                                        • NinjaSteve
                                                                                                                                          Too lazy to set a custom title
                                                                                                                                          • Dec 2003
                                                                                                                                          • 11089
                                                                                                                                          #35
                                                                                                                                          I paid for her education at a private college and she did not have a job the entire time.

                                                                                                                                          (at almost $500 a credit + books + insurance + whatever other junk = you do the math)
                                                                                                                                          ...

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                                                                                                                                            • Manowar
                                                                                                                                              jellyfish  
                                                                                                                                              • Dec 2003
                                                                                                                                              • 71528
                                                                                                                                              #36
                                                                                                                                              Originally posted by KRL
                                                                                                                                              I was engaged to this Jewish girl that had unreal expensive tastes. She talked me into chartering a 727 to pick up her college friends and family from all over to come to the wedding.

                                                                                                                                              Fortunately we broke up before I sent the check.
                                                                                                                                              woah

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                                                                                                                                                • Rob
                                                                                                                                                  I'm a great bowler.
                                                                                                                                                  • Nov 2003
                                                                                                                                                  • 13310
                                                                                                                                                  #37
                                                                                                                                                  I bought a girl dinner once. Spend $40 on her ass!

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                                                                                                                                                    • nibbi
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                                                                                                                                                      • Sep 2002
                                                                                                                                                      • 104
                                                                                                                                                      #38
                                                                                                                                                      I let her mother move in with us for three months. The evil bitch almost MADE me kill her. She was so fat, lazy, and damn nosey . She always had something to say about how we lived our lives and how we raised our kids.

                                                                                                                                                      That was the longest three months of my life. Never again will I let that happen. Next time, she can find a home in a shelter.
                                                                                                                                                      Last edited by nibbi; 10-26-2004, 03:19 PM.
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                                                                                                                                                        • Kekfa
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                                                                                                                                                          • Oct 2004
                                                                                                                                                          • 93
                                                                                                                                                          #39
                                                                                                                                                          Paid her way through rehab....and it didn't work
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                                                                                                                                                            • Fabien
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                                                                                                                                                              • Jul 2003
                                                                                                                                                              • 4789
                                                                                                                                                              #40
                                                                                                                                                              Said yes to watching a lesbian scene with her best girlfriend with me tied up






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                                                                                                                                                                • Laurel
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                                                                                                                                                                  • Jul 2002
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                                                                                                                                                                  #41
                                                                                                                                                                  Originally posted by RocHard
                                                                                                                                                                  I did the dishes tonight.

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                                                                                                                                                                    • media
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                                                                                                                                                                      • Apr 2002
                                                                                                                                                                      • 9853
                                                                                                                                                                      #42
                                                                                                                                                                      Originally posted by mdcq
                                                                                                                                                                      married her.
                                                                                                                                                                      I'm here for the violence!

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                                                                                                                                                                        • detoxed
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                                                                                                                                                                          • Jan 2003
                                                                                                                                                                          • 17798
                                                                                                                                                                          #43
                                                                                                                                                                          i shot 14 people

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                                                                                                                                                                            • Drake
                                                                                                                                                                              Hello world!
                                                                                                                                                                              • Mar 2003
                                                                                                                                                                              • 12508
                                                                                                                                                                              #44
                                                                                                                                                                              I'm getting the impression that we'd hear even crazier stuff if the thread was titled "Craziest thing you've done for a man"

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                                                                                                                                                                                • The Heron
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                                                                                                                                                                                  • Apr 2001
                                                                                                                                                                                  • 4496
                                                                                                                                                                                  #45
                                                                                                                                                                                  I let them breath my air, the whole gender is very appreciative.

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                                                                                                                                                                                    • nofx
                                                                                                                                                                                      Too lazy to set a custom title
                                                                                                                                                                                      • Nov 2002
                                                                                                                                                                                      • 16826
                                                                                                                                                                                      #46
                                                                                                                                                                                      walked 9 hours to her house and she didnt even open the door. after I threw a brick through her glass window on the door, I walked 9 hours back.

                                                                                                                                                                                      Often times I wonder why
                                                                                                                                                                                      There's love and hate, theres live or die.
                                                                                                                                                                                      When sickness comes I must decide:
                                                                                                                                                                                      When feelings go, theres suicide.

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                                                                                                                                                                                        • C_U_Next_Tuesday
                                                                                                                                                                                          WW4L
                                                                                                                                                                                          • Oct 2002
                                                                                                                                                                                          • 10581
                                                                                                                                                                                          #47
                                                                                                                                                                                          Originally posted by Alltopnotch
                                                                                                                                                                                          you kicked the shit out of your girlfriend's husband and your boyfriend?
                                                                                                                                                                                          yeah, they werent fighting back..just fending off blows.. they knew they fucked up and you never put your hands on a women holding a week old child...he was a coked out idiot. and deserved his beating.

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                                                                                                                                                                                            • Diligent
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                                                                                                                                                                                              • Aug 2003
                                                                                                                                                                                              • 1594
                                                                                                                                                                                              #48
                                                                                                                                                                                              To summarize from all the above:
                                                                                                                                                                                              Guys, watch out for that thing called love & live longer..!! lol
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                                                                                                                                                                                                • american pervert
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                                                                                                                                                                                                  • Sep 2002
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                                                                                                                                                                                                  #49
                                                                                                                                                                                                  bought her an expesive dog that she took to her tweaker friends house that ate some off the floor and got lock jaw for a day
                                                                                                                                                                                                  I can resist everything except temptation

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