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  • juicylinks
    So Fucking Banned
    • Apr 2001
    • 122992
    #1

    "n00b " another Original Poem By Juicy D. Links.

    n00b

    another Original Poem By Juicy D. Links.


    n00b

    n00b n00b n00b with your idiotic remarks,
    makes me wanna grab you and feed ya to the GFY sharks,

    Whats a TGP you ask in your post,
    You fucking idiot go back to the 24/7 diner and make me some eggs and toast,

    Anybody know where i can get some good traffic brokers please help you ask,
    My god you are such a n00b this is gonna be a long grueling task,

    You ask stupid shit left and right,
    Jesus fucking christ cant you ever get it right?

    You ask how can do this thing called FTP?
    Holy fucking shit someone stick a knife in me,


    You are nothing but a hopeless fool,
    Now leave the interweb and go get your degree back in school.
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    • MrIzzz
      If u touch it, I will cum
      • Sep 2003
      • 22923
      #2


      pure genius


      WHO WANTS TO PLAY GRAB-ASS?

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        • jwerd
          Confirmed User
          • Jun 2003
          • 1953
          #3
          Originally posted by MrIzzz


          pure genius
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            • WiredGuy
              Pounding Googlebot
              • Aug 2002
              • 34515
              #4
              haha, pure inspiration. Should be up there with robert frost's top poems.

              WG
              I play with Google.

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                • juicylinks
                  So Fucking Banned
                  • Apr 2001
                  • 122992
                  #5
                  Originally posted by MrIzzz


                  pure genius




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                    • Spunky
                      I need a beer
                      • Jun 2002
                      • 133978
                      #6

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                        • juicylinks
                          So Fucking Banned
                          • Apr 2001
                          • 122992
                          #7

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                            • PenetratinP
                              Confirmed User
                              • Aug 2002
                              • 2689
                              #8
                              Originally posted by juicylinks

                              absinthe?

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                                • juicylinks
                                  So Fucking Banned
                                  • Apr 2001
                                  • 122992
                                  #9
                                  Originally posted by PenetratinP
                                  absinthe?
                                  Yeah i never tried it, u?

                                  Anybody try it? the real shit

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                                    • juicylinks
                                      So Fucking Banned
                                      • Apr 2001
                                      • 122992
                                      #10
                                      poetry is good for u

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                                        • TurboAngel
                                          H.B.I.C.
                                          • Jun 2003
                                          • 30122
                                          #11

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                                            • Pete-KT
                                              Workin With The Devil
                                              • Oct 2004
                                              • 51532
                                              #12
                                              Very Nice Poem Juicy


                                              Pete-KT

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                                                • Spunky
                                                  I need a beer
                                                  • Jun 2002
                                                  • 133978
                                                  #13
                                                  Originally posted by juicylinks
                                                  poetry is good for u
                                                  Tinkerbell

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                                                    • Gheenz
                                                      Here's Your Sign
                                                      • Oct 2003
                                                      • 2410
                                                      #14
                                                      Good one. Now do one about surfers.
                                                      Those who can make you believe absurdities can make you commit atrocities. -Voltaire

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                                                        • juicylinks
                                                          So Fucking Banned
                                                          • Apr 2001
                                                          • 122992
                                                          #15
                                                          Originally posted by NickHimself
                                                          Good one. Now do one about surfers.

                                                          Nice idea.

                                                          Did you catch my other poem entitled "Cum" ?

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                                                            • aaron
                                                              Confirmed User
                                                              • Mar 2003
                                                              • 4452
                                                              #16
                                                              You ask how can do this thing called FTP?
                                                              Holy fucking shit someone stick a knife in me,


                                                              I LOVE IT!!

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                                                                • juicylinks
                                                                  So Fucking Banned
                                                                  • Apr 2001
                                                                  • 122992
                                                                  #17
                                                                  Originally posted by aaron
                                                                  You ask how can do this thing called FTP?
                                                                  Holy fucking shit someone stick a knife in me,


                                                                  I LOVE IT!!
                                                                  i have more original pieces i am working on


                                                                  Next poem will be called "Troll"

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                                                                    • PenetratinP
                                                                      Confirmed User
                                                                      • Aug 2002
                                                                      • 2689
                                                                      #18
                                                                      Originally posted by juicylinks
                                                                      Yeah i never tried it, u?

                                                                      Anybody try it? the real shit
                                                                      yah, I had a bottle of the Pernod. I got it on ebay for $80 shipped.

                                                                      It was definitely a different experience.



                                                                      From- http://www.gumbopages.com/food/beverages/absinthe.html

                                                                      "[Chemist and absinthe expert] Ted Breaux once explained it that it is a push-me, pull-you effect of the various herbs, as some are of an heightening effect, and others are lowering. The effect on the individual is subjective, and can best be described as a kind of heightened clarity of mind and vision, mildly ponderous and sparkling, and warmed by the effect of the alcohol. This seems to wear off after 20 or 30 minutes, leaving one with an alcohol buzz. 2-3 glasses seems to do the trick. More than that, depending on the proof of the alcohol, will just make you very drunk."

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                                                                        • Shoehorn!
                                                                          Die With Your Boots On
                                                                          • Oct 2003
                                                                          • 22872
                                                                          #19

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                                                                            • reynold
                                                                              Too lazy to set a custom title
                                                                              • Oct 2002
                                                                              • 51271
                                                                              #20
                                                                              very original indeed! can't wait to read the poem about trolls...

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                                                                                • juicylinks
                                                                                  So Fucking Banned
                                                                                  • Apr 2001
                                                                                  • 122992
                                                                                  #21
                                                                                  Originally posted by PenetratinP
                                                                                  yah, I had a bottle of the Pernod. I got it on ebay for $80 shipped.

                                                                                  It was definitely a different experience.



                                                                                  From- http://www.gumbopages.com/food/beverages/absinthe.html

                                                                                  "[Chemist and absinthe expert] Ted Breaux once explained it that it is a push-me, pull-you effect of the various herbs, as some are of an heightening effect, and others are lowering. The effect on the individual is subjective, and can best be described as a kind of heightened clarity of mind and vision, mildly ponderous and sparkling, and warmed by the effect of the alcohol. This seems to wear off after 20 or 30 minutes, leaving one with an alcohol buzz. 2-3 glasses seems to do the trick. More than that, depending on the proof of the alcohol, will just make you very drunk."

                                                                                  Pernod?

                                                                                  Shit back in the day i used to bartend at thsi fancy joint we had that stuff there. I smelt more like a aniset or black licorice smell.

                                                                                  Hmmm Pernod....

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                                                                                    • Mike Okitch
                                                                                      Confirmed User
                                                                                      • May 2004
                                                                                      • 4126
                                                                                      #22
                                                                                      What's a TGP?
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                                                                                        • PenetratinP
                                                                                          Confirmed User
                                                                                          • Aug 2002
                                                                                          • 2689
                                                                                          #23
                                                                                          Originally posted by juicylinks
                                                                                          Pernod?

                                                                                          Shit back in the day i used to bartend at thsi fancy joint we had that stuff there. I smelt more like a aniset or black licorice smell.

                                                                                          Hmmm Pernod....
                                                                                          The stuff you had at the bar was Pernod Pastis, which is legal in the US. The Pernod absinthe is illegal because of the tiny amount of wormwood poison that it contains.

                                                                                          From- http://www.beerliquors.com/buy/liquors/pastis.htm

                                                                                          "The liqueur that we call pastis is the direct descendant of the infamous absinthe..."

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                                                                                            • juicylinks
                                                                                              So Fucking Banned
                                                                                              • Apr 2001
                                                                                              • 122992
                                                                                              #24
                                                                                              Originally posted by PenetratinP
                                                                                              The stuff you had at the bar was Pernod Pastis, which is legal in the US. The Pernod absinthe is illegal because of the tiny amount of wormwood poison that it contains.

                                                                                              From- http://www.beerliquors.com/buy/liquors/pastis.htm

                                                                                              "The liqueur that we call pastis is the direct descendant of the infamous absinthe..."
                                                                                              gotcha

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                                                                                                • Jamdin
                                                                                                  Registered User
                                                                                                  • Jan 2001
                                                                                                  • 3560
                                                                                                  #25
                                                                                                  Juices flowing from her sweet pussy
                                                                                                  Under her nectar do you squirm
                                                                                                  I can see you both on your balcony
                                                                                                  Crying out in sweet ecstasy
                                                                                                  You could at least invited me

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                                                                                                    • juicylinks
                                                                                                      So Fucking Banned
                                                                                                      • Apr 2001
                                                                                                      • 122992
                                                                                                      #26
                                                                                                      Originally posted by Jamdin
                                                                                                      Juices flowing from her sweet pussy
                                                                                                      Under her nectar do you squirm
                                                                                                      I can see you both on your balcony
                                                                                                      Crying out in sweet ecstasy
                                                                                                      You could at least invited me
                                                                                                      thats nice i like

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                                                                                                        • BitterPen
                                                                                                          Confirmed User
                                                                                                          • Sep 2004
                                                                                                          • 1926
                                                                                                          #27
                                                                                                          The drum fades out.

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                                                                                                            • juicylinks
                                                                                                              So Fucking Banned
                                                                                                              • Apr 2001
                                                                                                              • 122992
                                                                                                              #28
                                                                                                              Originally posted by BitterPen
                                                                                                              The drum fades out.

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                                                                                                                • mardigras
                                                                                                                  Bon temps!
                                                                                                                  • Feb 2003
                                                                                                                  • 14194
                                                                                                                  #29
                                                                                                                  This should be pinned
                                                                                                                  .

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                                                                                                                    • juicylinks
                                                                                                                      So Fucking Banned
                                                                                                                      • Apr 2001
                                                                                                                      • 122992
                                                                                                                      #30
                                                                                                                      Originally posted by mardigras
                                                                                                                      This should be pinned

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                                                                                                                        • pornstar2pac
                                                                                                                          Omaha Hi/Lo
                                                                                                                          • Nov 2003
                                                                                                                          • 17380
                                                                                                                          #31
                                                                                                                          Originally posted by juicylinks
                                                                                                                          n00b

                                                                                                                          another Original Poem By Juicy D. Links.


                                                                                                                          n00b

                                                                                                                          n00b n00b n00b with your idiotic remarks,
                                                                                                                          makes me wanna grab you and feed ya to the GFY sharks,

                                                                                                                          Whats a TGP you ask in your post,
                                                                                                                          You fucking idiot go back to the 24/7 diner and make me some eggs and toast,

                                                                                                                          Anybody know where i can get some good traffic brokers please help you ask,
                                                                                                                          My god you are such a n00b this is gonna be a long grueling task,

                                                                                                                          You ask stupid shit left and right,
                                                                                                                          Jesus fucking christ cant you ever get it right?

                                                                                                                          You ask how can do this thing called FTP?
                                                                                                                          Holy fucking shit someone stick a knife in me,


                                                                                                                          You are nothing but a hopeless fool,
                                                                                                                          Now leave the interweb and go get your degree back in school.

                                                                                                                          I like it! do you want a book deal? I can make it happen
                                                                                                                          Trump haters gonna hate. that's all they can do

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                                                                                                                            • alexg
                                                                                                                              IL4L.com
                                                                                                                              • Aug 2003
                                                                                                                              • 11287
                                                                                                                              #32
                                                                                                                              Originally posted by juicylinks
                                                                                                                              Yeah i never tried it, u?

                                                                                                                              Anybody try it? the real shit
                                                                                                                              i did a few times

                                                                                                                              that shit is strong

                                                                                                                              Find fuck buddies in your area!

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                                                                                                                                • Deepai
                                                                                                                                  Confirmed User
                                                                                                                                  • Feb 2004
                                                                                                                                  • 1583
                                                                                                                                  #33
                                                                                                                                  tg....what?
                                                                                                                                  SOULCASH
                                                                                                                                  BULLFIGHTER THE BAND

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                                                                                                                                    • axelcat
                                                                                                                                      Adult Locals
                                                                                                                                      • Jun 2002
                                                                                                                                      • 25450
                                                                                                                                      #34

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                                                                                                                                        • Dagwolf
                                                                                                                                          President of Canada
                                                                                                                                          • Sep 2003
                                                                                                                                          • 23141
                                                                                                                                          #35
                                                                                                                                          Thanks for the literary interlude. I'm really looking forward to "Troll".
                                                                                                                                          Sleep well, and dream of large women.

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                                                                                                                                            • Sheri Santiago
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                                                                                                                                              • Jun 2003
                                                                                                                                              • 1584
                                                                                                                                              #36
                                                                                                                                              I'm not sure what I like more, the poem or the pastis...
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                                                                                                                                                • digifan
                                                                                                                                                  The Profiler
                                                                                                                                                  • Oct 2002
                                                                                                                                                  • 14618
                                                                                                                                                  #37
                                                                                                                                                  Originally posted by Jamdin
                                                                                                                                                  Juices flowing from her sweet pussy
                                                                                                                                                  Under her nectar do you squirm
                                                                                                                                                  I can see you both on your balcony
                                                                                                                                                  Crying out in sweet ecstasy
                                                                                                                                                  You could at least invited me
                                                                                                                                                  [email protected]
                                                                                                                                                  Webair Rocks

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                                                                                                                                                    • karlm
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                                                                                                                                                      • Jun 2004
                                                                                                                                                      • 4194
                                                                                                                                                      #38
                                                                                                                                                      Originally posted by juicylinks
                                                                                                                                                      n00b
                                                                                                                                                      Anybody know where i can get some good traffic brokers please help you ask,
                                                                                                                                                      Yea www.sexfeeder.com
                                                                                                                                                      ICQ 584665926

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                                                                                                                                                        • juicylinks
                                                                                                                                                          So Fucking Banned
                                                                                                                                                          • Apr 2001
                                                                                                                                                          • 122992
                                                                                                                                                          #39

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                                                                                                                                                            • Mpegmaster
                                                                                                                                                              Confirmed User
                                                                                                                                                              • Nov 2002
                                                                                                                                                              • 2300
                                                                                                                                                              #40
                                                                                                                                                              You are the best juicy

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                                                                                                                                                                • Xenophage
                                                                                                                                                                  Registered User
                                                                                                                                                                  • Oct 2001
                                                                                                                                                                  • 12122
                                                                                                                                                                  #41
                                                                                                                                                                  the man the myth the legend

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                                                                                                                                                                    • Juicy D. Links
                                                                                                                                                                      So Fucking Banned
                                                                                                                                                                      • Apr 2001
                                                                                                                                                                      • 122992
                                                                                                                                                                      #42
                                                                                                                                                                      bump for a oldie

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                                                                                                                                                                        • Juicy D. Links
                                                                                                                                                                          So Fucking Banned
                                                                                                                                                                          • Apr 2001
                                                                                                                                                                          • 122992
                                                                                                                                                                          #43
                                                                                                                                                                          Originally posted by Juicy D. Links
                                                                                                                                                                          bump for a oldie

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                                                                                                                                                                            • sixxxthsense
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                                                                                                                                                                              • Aug 2004
                                                                                                                                                                              • 2419
                                                                                                                                                                              #44
                                                                                                                                                                              funny SHITTTTT

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                                                                                                                                                                                • Juicy D. Links
                                                                                                                                                                                  So Fucking Banned
                                                                                                                                                                                  • Apr 2001
                                                                                                                                                                                  • 122992
                                                                                                                                                                                  #45
                                                                                                                                                                                  classic bump

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                                                                                                                                                                                    • Juicy D. Links
                                                                                                                                                                                      So Fucking Banned
                                                                                                                                                                                      • Apr 2001
                                                                                                                                                                                      • 122992
                                                                                                                                                                                      #46
                                                                                                                                                                                      Originally posted by Juicy D. Links
                                                                                                                                                                                      classic bump

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                                                                                                                                                                                        • adultchica
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                                                                                                                                                                                          • Sep 2005
                                                                                                                                                                                          • 5141
                                                                                                                                                                                          #47
                                                                                                                                                                                          New classic poem, gotta love it

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                                                                                                                                                                                            • Juicy D. Links
                                                                                                                                                                                              So Fucking Banned
                                                                                                                                                                                              • Apr 2001
                                                                                                                                                                                              • 122992
                                                                                                                                                                                              #48
                                                                                                                                                                                              Originally posted by adultchica
                                                                                                                                                                                              New classic poem, gotta love it

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                                                                                                                                                                                                • xxxjay
                                                                                                                                                                                                  Tube groupie.
                                                                                                                                                                                                  • Aug 2002
                                                                                                                                                                                                  • 13482
                                                                                                                                                                                                  #49
                                                                                                                                                                                                  Originally posted by Juicy D. Links
                                                                                                                                                                                                  n00b

                                                                                                                                                                                                  another Original Poem By Juicy D. Links.


                                                                                                                                                                                                  n00b

                                                                                                                                                                                                  n00b n00b n00b with your idiotic remarks,
                                                                                                                                                                                                  makes me wanna grab you and feed ya to the GFY sharks,

                                                                                                                                                                                                  Whats a TGP you ask in your post,
                                                                                                                                                                                                  You fucking idiot go back to the 24/7 diner and make me some eggs and toast,

                                                                                                                                                                                                  Anybody know where i can get some good traffic brokers please help you ask,
                                                                                                                                                                                                  My god you are such a n00b this is gonna be a long grueling task,

                                                                                                                                                                                                  You ask stupid shit left and right,
                                                                                                                                                                                                  Jesus fucking christ cant you ever get it right?

                                                                                                                                                                                                  You ask how can do this thing called FTP?
                                                                                                                                                                                                  Holy fucking shit someone stick a knife in me,


                                                                                                                                                                                                  You are nothing but a hopeless fool,
                                                                                                                                                                                                  Now leave the interweb and go get your degree back in school.
                                                                                                                                                                                                  The man is a gentleman and poet.
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                                                                                                                                                                                                    • polle45
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                                                                                                                                                                                                      • Jun 2003
                                                                                                                                                                                                      • 693
                                                                                                                                                                                                      #50
                                                                                                                                                                                                      Hehe.. Very nice!
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