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  • firecracker
    Confirmed User
    • Nov 2007
    • 653
    #1

    Non-alcoholic Vodka



    Here it is: non-alcoholic vodka, the most useless product in the world. More useless than the shoe horn, the WNBA, or the Shamwow (trust me, I bought one).

    There's only two demographics this product can be made for: Ex-alcoholics who aren't supposed to drink anymore but just love the flavor of rubbing alcohol, and children of current alcoholics who need a starter cocktail to prepare their palates for future vodka shots. And something tells me those two sectors of the population aren't large enough to make this a profitable product
    When choosing between two evils, I always like to try the one I’ve never tried before.
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    • hjnet
      Confirmed User
      • May 2002
      • 3815
      #2
      That's just sick, disgusting and perverted

      But non alkoholic Beer works too, so maybe....?













      How about the non pornographic Porn Site? New Niche?

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        • Zuzana Designs
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          • Feb 2005
          • 20903
          #3
          do people really like the taste of vodka ??

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            • marketsmart
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              • Dec 2004
              • 20419
              #4
              that was for an art project, its not real...

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                • HomerSimpson
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                  • Sep 2005
                  • 13826
                  #5
                  well is it simply called water or...
                  (vodka) flavored water...
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                    • PR|Jordan
                      Confirmed User
                      • Oct 2008
                      • 244
                      #6
                      OK - I am going to make this for real... Sell it at under 21 bars so you can order a full range of alcoholic drinks with no real alcohol. Its going to be water and food coloring!
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                        • The Duck
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                          • May 2005
                          • 18243
                          #7
                          Vodka taste is not very enjoyable.
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                            • spunky99
                              Confirmed User
                              • Jan 2004
                              • 3462
                              #8
                              that would be a good bottle to have in your liquor cabinet, would probably confuse alot of people

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                                • tigermtb
                                  Confirmed User
                                  • Nov 2003
                                  • 1062
                                  #9
                                  If it were real.. what's the point? Vodka isn't supposed to have a "flavour"
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                                    • Chicks Delivery
                                      Confirmed User
                                      • Oct 2008
                                      • 1315
                                      #10
                                      What is the point of a VODKA with no alcohol?!?!?!?!
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                                        • andy83
                                          Confirmed User
                                          • Jun 2005
                                          • 1605
                                          #11
                                          Originally posted by hjnet
                                          That's just sick, disgusting and perverted

                                          But non alkoholic Beer works too, so maybe....?


                                          How about the non pornographic Porn Site? New Niche?

                                          i like the non pornographic porn site.

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                                            • shimmy
                                              Confirmed User
                                              • Mar 2002
                                              • 198
                                              #12
                                              Originally posted by firecracker
                                              Here it is: non-alcoholic vodka, the most useless product in the world. More useless than the shoe horn, the WNBA, or the Shamwow (trust me, I bought one).
                                              I find my shoe horn useful
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                                                • baddog
                                                  So Fucking Banned
                                                  • Apr 2001
                                                  • 107089
                                                  #13
                                                  Shoehorns are quite useful. I own several and use them a few times a year.

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