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  • Doc911
    Confirmed User
    • Feb 2004
    • 3695
    #1

    If Adult Websites did commercials like Drug Companies

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    Do you find it hard to get a female of anytype in your bed?
    Do you catch yourself staring at the tv and wanking to Ross on Friends?

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    • mardigras
      Bon temps!
      • Feb 2003
      • 14194
      #2
      Sounds like a SNL skit
      .

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        • stocktrader23
          Let's do some business.
          • Jan 2003
          • 18781
          #3
          Did you write that?


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            • jacked
              sperm tail
              • May 2004
              • 11019
              #4
              would be kind of cool would probably be an effective way to market it, people would think its amusing if its presented the right way, sorta like the trojan commercials
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                • Dawgy
                  Confirmed User
                  • Jul 2001
                  • 5856
                  #5
                  i like the drug commercials that tell u how badly u need a drug, but dont really tell u what it's for...
                  the revolution is coming.

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                    • Jakke PNG
                      ex-TeenGodFather
                      • Nov 2001
                      • 20306
                      #6
                      Originally posted by Doc911

                      Do you catch yourself staring at the tv and wanking to Ross on Friends?
                      Ahaha.. funny.
                      ..and I'm off.

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                        • Doc911
                          Confirmed User
                          • Feb 2004
                          • 3695
                          #7
                          Originally posted by stocktrader23
                          Did you write that?
                          Yes


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                            • Adult Site Traffic
                              Confirmed User
                              • Mar 2003
                              • 5093
                              #8
                              Originally posted by Doc911
                              Are you suffering from low self-esteme?
                              Do you find it hard to get a female of anytype in your bed?
                              Do you catch yourself staring at the tv and wanking to Ross on Friends?

                              You may be suffering from a mental illness.

                              (This Adult website) may be able to help.

                              Studys have show that downloading may take as long as 3 months. Side effects include: sexual disfunction, diarea, dry mouth and sweaty palms.
                              Ask your doctor about repetive masturbating to Online Porn.
                              Actually, there has to be a way to use that hook to some monetary advantage.

                              before I ever sold traffic, when I just had sites and galleries, I had some blind click sponsors. I had one line of latin that basically said "this site is a work in progress" that pulled more clicks than anything


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                                • Mike Okitch
                                  Confirmed User
                                  • May 2004
                                  • 4126
                                  #9
                                  Originally posted by mardigras
                                  Sounds like a SNL skit
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                                    • Doc911
                                      Confirmed User
                                      • Feb 2004
                                      • 3695
                                      #10
                                      I'm going to use a variation of it to promote fastsize for a while.


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                                        • steve90
                                          Confirmed User
                                          • Oct 2003
                                          • 2397
                                          #11
                                          thats some funnny shit but dont think it would convert that well instuling the "king stud" surfer

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