Why a pair of scissors?------>(link)

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  • abyss_al
    **LOOKING FOR TRADES**
    • Oct 2003
    • 15605
    #1

    Why a pair of scissors?------>(link)

    Open up Google in a browser.

    In the search box, type "why a pair of scissors" *without* the quotes.

    Click 'I'm Feeling Lucky'

    Be sure to read the FAQ.


    EMAIL: allen @ vasmediagroup.com | ICQ: 311329761 | SKYPE: abyss.al | AIM: xABYSSxALx
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    • Dawgy
      Confirmed User
      • Jul 2001
      • 5856
      #2
      lol

      why the hell would u search for that to begin with?
      the revolution is coming.

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        • Funbrunette
          Confirmed User
          • May 2002
          • 4834
          #3
          Originally posted by Dawgy
          lol

          why the hell would u search for that to begin with?
          I was too scared of the answer to ask...
          Stephanie (Funbrunette)
          [email protected]
          ICQ: 155-713-409

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            • Shooter
              Confirmed User
              • Apr 2001
              • 2842
              #4
              Originally posted by Dawgy
              lol

              why the hell would u search for that to begin with?
              Exactly what I was wondering

              "Hey, isn't this just a metaphor for masturbation?
              No. If blood spurts out of you when you masturbate, you should see a doctor."

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                • sumphatpimp
                  Confirmed User
                  • Aug 2002
                  • 5235
                  #5
                  answer

                  Jamming a Pair of Scissors Repeatedly Into Your Crotch



                  don't blame me it wasn't my idea.

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                    • KittyLix
                      Confirmed User
                      • Apr 2004
                      • 2036
                      #6

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                        • WickedVenus
                          Confirmed User
                          • Aug 2004
                          • 3877
                          #7
                          omg that is just way raunchy

                          As natural as it is to repeatedly jam a pair of scissors into one's crotch, of course, there are still questions to be asked. The finer points of etiquette, acceptable tools, and more.

                          My aim is bad. What do I do?
                          # Take hold of scissors. Hold at arm's length.
                          # Aim pointy end of the scissors at crotch.
                          # Bring pointy end of scissors towards crotch in a straight line. Followthrough is important.
                          # Move scissors away from crotch until they are again at arm's length.
                          # Repeat.
                          lmao
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                            • Za Ha
                              Confirmed User
                              • Oct 2001
                              • 5112
                              #8
                              LOL!
                              I love the wonderful world of Google

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                                • abyss_al
                                  **LOOKING FOR TRADES**
                                  • Oct 2003
                                  • 15605
                                  #9
                                  Originally posted by WickedVenus
                                  omg that is just way raunchy






                                  lmao
                                  EMAIL: allen @ vasmediagroup.com | ICQ: 311329761 | SKYPE: abyss.al | AIM: xABYSSxALx

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                                    • sicone
                                      Retired
                                      • Jan 2004
                                      • 18453
                                      #10

                                      I'm at a loss for words

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                                        • abyss_al
                                          **LOOKING FOR TRADES**
                                          • Oct 2003
                                          • 15605
                                          #11
                                          notice the song playing in the background
                                          EMAIL: allen @ vasmediagroup.com | ICQ: 311329761 | SKYPE: abyss.al | AIM: xABYSSxALx

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                                            • Oberon
                                              Confirmed User
                                              • Jul 2003
                                              • 190
                                              #12
                                              I thought I recognized that.

                                              Welcome to another one of the oddities lurking the web from a mailing list I'm on.

                                              For more amusement, try a more recent endeavour...

                                              the Sheboygan Art Museum

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                                                • abyss_al
                                                  **LOOKING FOR TRADES**
                                                  • Oct 2003
                                                  • 15605
                                                  #13
                                                  Originally posted by Oberon
                                                  I thought I recognized that.

                                                  Welcome to another one of the oddities lurking the web from a mailing list I'm on.

                                                  For more amusement, try a more recent endeavour...

                                                  the Sheboygan Art Museum

                                                  EMAIL: allen @ vasmediagroup.com | ICQ: 311329761 | SKYPE: abyss.al | AIM: xABYSSxALx

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                                                    • lb_vee
                                                      Confirmed User
                                                      • May 2004
                                                      • 886
                                                      #14

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                                                        • tranza
                                                          ICQ: 197-556-237
                                                          • Jun 2003
                                                          • 57559
                                                          #15
                                                          Originally posted by Shooter

                                                          "Hey, isn't this just a metaphor for masturbation?
                                                          No. If blood spurts out of you when you masturbate, you should see a doctor."
                                                          Ouch, that doesn't seem good....
                                                          I'm just a newbie.

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                                                            • Zerof8
                                                              Confirmed User
                                                              • Jul 2004
                                                              • 1245
                                                              #16
                                                              WTF?
                                                              SIG TOO BIG! Maximum 120x60 button and no more than 3 text lines of DEFAULT SIZE and COLOR. Unless your sig is for a GFY top banner sponsor, you may use a 624x80 instead of a 120x60. Let me repeat... A 120 x 60 button and no more that 3 lines of DEFAULT SIZE AND COLOR text.

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                                                                • Manowar
                                                                  jellyfish  
                                                                  • Dec 2003
                                                                  • 71528
                                                                  #17
                                                                  Originally posted by Shooter
                                                                  Exactly what I was wondering

                                                                  "Hey, isn't this just a metaphor for masturbation?
                                                                  No. If blood spurts out of you when you masturbate, you should see a doctor."

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                                                                    • Sagitta
                                                                      Confirmed User
                                                                      • Jun 2004
                                                                      • 578
                                                                      #18
                                                                      Originally posted by Zerof8
                                                                      WTF?
                                                                      "The art of living is more like wrestling than dancing."

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                                                                        • Tricksy
                                                                          Confirmed User
                                                                          • Aug 2004
                                                                          • 2601
                                                                          #19


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