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  • nofx
    Too lazy to set a custom title
    • Nov 2002
    • 16826

    #1

    If I mailed you a jar of my piss...

    would you give yourself a golden shower?

    Often times I wonder why
    There's love and hate, theres live or die.
    When sickness comes I must decide:
    When feelings go, theres suicide.
  • skinnay
    Confirmed User
    • Apr 2004
    • 2274

    #2
    the jar would be in the hands of the police before it got to anyone
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    • kaori
      Confirmed User
      • Apr 2005
      • 1569

      #3
      nope, but I believe that that would constitue a felony
      I don't believe you're allowed to ship or mail human fluids through ordinary mail and courier services
      now maybe if you dropped it off in person....

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      • nofx
        Too lazy to set a custom title
        • Nov 2002
        • 16826

        #4
        Originally posted by kaori
        nope, but I believe that that would constitue a felony
        I don't believe you're allowed to ship or mail human fluids through ordinary mail and courier services
        now maybe if you dropped it off in person....
        if you dont tell, I wont...

        insert piss into lemon juice bottle, mail.

        who the fuck would know?

        Often times I wonder why
        There's love and hate, theres live or die.
        When sickness comes I must decide:
        When feelings go, theres suicide.

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        • Ramos2
          Custom User Title
          • Dec 2004
          • 11927

          #5
          If bridget the midget gave me some of her piss, I would give myself a golden shower, and yes, you can quote me on that
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          • nofx
            Too lazy to set a custom title
            • Nov 2002
            • 16826

            #6
            Originally posted by Ramos
            If bridget the midget gave me some of her piss, I would give myself a golden shower, and yes, you can quote me on that
            would you split the jar of midget piss with me ?

            could I at least get a shot of it ?

            Often times I wonder why
            There's love and hate, theres live or die.
            When sickness comes I must decide:
            When feelings go, theres suicide.

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            • jt420
              Confirmed User
              • Nov 2003
              • 2479

              #7
              Shots of midget piss on the house!
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              • TexasDreams
                former Miserable Admin :)
                • Oct 2003
                • 4700

                #8
                Originally posted by Ramos
                If bridget the midget gave me some of her piss, I would give myself a golden shower, and yes, you can quote me on that
                But what would the fleshlight say?!?!?!
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                • Ramos2
                  Custom User Title
                  • Dec 2004
                  • 11927

                  #9
                  Originally posted by nofx
                  would you split the jar of midget piss with me ?

                  could I at least get a shot of it ?
                  I'd rather have Bridget give us a golden shower, then it's "Tag Team Back Again"
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                  • emthree
                    Dialer Kingpin
                    • Jun 2003
                    • 10816

                    #10
                    What about if the midget wanted to shit on your chest?

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                    • nofx
                      Too lazy to set a custom title
                      • Nov 2002
                      • 16826

                      #11
                      Originally posted by emthree
                      What about if the midget wanted to shit on your chest?
                      m3, could you please stop turning me on ?

                      Often times I wonder why
                      There's love and hate, theres live or die.
                      When sickness comes I must decide:
                      When feelings go, theres suicide.

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                      • je_rome
                        Confirmed User
                        • Jul 2005
                        • 6846

                        #12
                        Yeah, sure. And I'll mail you a jar of my poo..
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