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A few years ago... I was at my stereo shop washing down the cutty when this homie (my term for homeless dude) asked for some change for coffee. This guy is a regular, we almost always shake him off, but instead I offer him coffee I already had made in the shop. He stumbles off and goes around the corner, later making his way back down the street.
He kept stumbling into traffic, and the road the shop is on has like 450k cars a day for traffic. He did fall in the street. He did get hit by a car, and he did die. So the news stops by and wants to interview everyone but noone wants to be in front of the camera, but they ALL want me to do the interview.
So I agree and they roll camera... I said "This drunk comes stumbling down the street and asked if I had change for some coffee, so I told him "coffee? we don't sell coffee... we just sell the best quality car audio equipment at the cheapest prices you will find in the bluegrass"
and that pretty much ended the interview.
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