Tell me about your worst sexual encounter........

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  • juicylinks
    So Fucking Banned
    • Apr 2001
    • 122992

    #1

    Tell me about your worst sexual encounter........

    Do telll............
  • jacked
    sperm tail
    • May 2004
    • 11019

    #2
    me and the sheep were gettin it onnnn.... forgot to ky it up.. things were poppin
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    • Manowar
      jellyfish  
      • Dec 2003
      • 71528

      #3
      ricardo once put my cock in the shredder by accident.

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      • juicylinks
        So Fucking Banned
        • Apr 2001
        • 122992

        #4
        Originally posted by jacked
        me and the sheep were gettin it onnnn.... forgot to ky it up.. things were poppin

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        • Gynecologist
          Confirmed User
          • Sep 2004
          • 2184

          #5
          Originally posted by juicylinks
          Do telll............
          Yesterday I masturbated to your TGP

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          • Alex From San Diego
            Confirmed User
            • May 2001
            • 1642

            #6
            Back in 1982, I met this chick at a bar called Annie Oakleys in Georgetown.....She was a student...we went to her place and things were getting pretty heavy....I noticed this smell but quite couldn't get a grasp of it....

            As I started to dive down her torso a little closer to her pot of gold, it bacame quite apparent what that foul smell was. Instead of being a pot of gold, it was more or less a cannery with the odor of dead fish.


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            • cosis
              Confirmed User
              • Aug 2001
              • 5293

              #7
              she left pools of blood on my bed, damn bitch cost me $60 for a new sheet set

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              • Gynecologist
                Confirmed User
                • Sep 2004
                • 2184

                #8
                When I was in high school I fucked a drunk chick in the back of my van and she puked all over the place. I almost lost my erection. Almost.

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                • Sosa
                  In Tushy Land
                  • Oct 2002
                  • 40149

                  #9
                  Originally posted by cosis
                  she left pools of blood on my bed, damn bitch cost me $60 for a new sheet set

                  haha and you didn't notice?

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                  • xclusive
                    Too lazy to set a custom title
                    • Apr 2004
                    • 35218

                    #10
                    While making love to my wife once we were going at it a little too hard and I slipped out and she came down on my cock I was sore for a week...

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                    • cosis
                      Confirmed User
                      • Aug 2001
                      • 5293

                      #11
                      Originally posted by Sosa
                      haha and you didn't notice?
                      nah i was drunk as hell, i noticed the next morning

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                      • adamneve
                        LIVING LA VITA LOCA
                        • Oct 2002
                        • 13333

                        #12
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                        • pornguy
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                          • Mar 2003
                          • 62910

                          #13
                          My wife called out another mans name !


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                          • AnalProbe
                            pain in the Ass
                            • Jan 2004
                            • 3727

                            #14
                            Tried fucking a chicken.

                            Forgot the difference between a regular chicken and a cockfight rooster.
                            Last edited by AnalProbe; 10-20-2004, 12:21 PM.

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                            • Goatse
                              Confirmed User
                              • Sep 2003
                              • 2086

                              #15
                              Girlfriend was on top of me, going up and down my shaft, then she stopped and said, "Ugh... I just don't feel like it tonight." She went to sleep. I had to finish myself off in the bathroom.

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                              • murray_dawg
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                                • Mar 2004
                                • 415

                                #16

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                                • psili
                                  Confirmed User
                                  • Apr 2003
                                  • 5526

                                  #17
                                  Any fat chick I fucked in the past while drunk and trying to rationalize to myself that I was drunk and fucking a fat chick was ok. To this day I'm still rationalizing those moments so I don't cry.
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