If you die from that avian flu, how exactly do you die?

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  • clickhappy
    Confirmed User
    • Mar 2004
    • 4027

    #1

    If you die from that avian flu, how exactly do you die?

    do you just get weak and die in your sleep, or do you drown because youre lungs are full of fluid?
    do you get like sores and shit all over you?
    What kind of death do you have?
  • crockett
    in a van by the river
    • May 2003
    • 76818

    #2
    unhappy?
    In November, you can vote for America's next president or its first dictator.

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    • Bansheelinks
      Confirmed User
      • Apr 2003
      • 6023

      #3
      most likely via slow suffocation...........in the 1918 epidemic, a blue coloring of the face was noticeably on those dying from the pandemic due to suffocation due to the immune system collapsing and unable to fight off the respiratory infection. the scary thing about this is, that perfectly healthy, even strappingly healthy people, were dying within days of contracting this flu.

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      • LazyBastard
        Confirmed User
        • Sep 2005
        • 200

        #4
        You choke on chicken feathers.

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        • d00t
          Confirmed User
          • Sep 2002
          • 3766

          #5
          Originally posted by LazyBastard
          You choke on chicken feathers.

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          • baddog
            So Fucking Banned
            • Apr 2001
            • 107089

            #6
            it is a slow and painful death that begins with you chirping like a robin, and ending with you sprouting feathers like a chicken

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            • LazyBastard
              Confirmed User
              • Sep 2005
              • 200

              #7
              And at some point you lay an egg or two.

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              • lchaim
                Confirmed User
                • Jun 2005
                • 626

                #8
                Yes you guessed it, it's dehydration and primarily respiratory failure.

                Not pleasant at all --- but rejoice, supposedly the kill rate is lowering to 30-40% now as it becomes smarter in it's spreading capabilities.

                L'Chaim: interj. Pronunciation Key (la khi yem) - Literally "To Life." Used as a toast.

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                • Doctor Dre
                  Too lazy to set a custom title
                  • Jan 2001
                  • 51692

                  #9
                  You suicide yourself before it happens
                  Originally posted by rayadp05
                  I rebooted, deleted temp files, history, cookies and everything...still cannot view the news clip. All I see is that fucking gay ass music video from "Rick Roll". Anyone else have a different link to the news clip?

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                  • Spunky
                    I need a beer
                    • Jun 2002
                    • 133978

                    #10
                    Hopefully it's something nobody will have to experience..sounds pretty fucking scary

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                    • Doctor Dre
                      Too lazy to set a custom title
                      • Jan 2001
                      • 51692

                      #11
                      Originally posted by Spunky
                      Hopefully it's something nobody will have to experience..sounds pretty fucking scary
                      Already 60 people did in the last 2 years ;)
                      Originally posted by rayadp05
                      I rebooted, deleted temp files, history, cookies and everything...still cannot view the news clip. All I see is that fucking gay ass music video from "Rick Roll". Anyone else have a different link to the news clip?

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