Originally Posted by Rob

Reminds me of the guy who won the lotto and rushed home. He came into the house screaming..."I WON THE LOTTO! I WON THE LOTTO! HURRY UP AND PACK!!!"

The wife runs down the stairs and says, "That's great! What should I pack for? Warm, tropical weather or cold North European weather?"

And the guy replies, "I don't give a shit. Just pack up and get the fuck out!"