Fuck'n squirrels

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  • pornJester
    Confirmed User
    • Mar 2001
    • 6138

    #1

    Fuck'n squirrels

    Those fuckers are always running out into the road, wtf is wrong with them? I must dodge a half dozen every time I drive down my street. I finally saw one get plowed by the car in front of me today. I felt bad for it, it was squirming & flipping, and then just laid there. They must be one of the stupidest animals.


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  • wedouglas
    So Fucking Banned
    • Aug 2004
    • 5921

    #2
    maybe they just like getting run over to make the people who see it feel bad...

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    • Rantan
      Confirmed User
      • Aug 2004
      • 714

      #3
      we have them too...crazy new fearless genetic mutant squirrels...
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      • pornguy
        Too lazy to set a custom title
        • Mar 2003
        • 62910

        #4
        We have Fox squirls that live on the drive way at my ranch. There are about 6 of them and they are about 3 feet tall and weigh somewhere about 20 pounds. They will run out in front of the truck, and stop in the middle of the raod and then stand there and look at you.


        If you honk the horn or anything like that they will usually stay longer. I usually just drive right at them, and they will run.

        Sometimes the little fucks will throw shit from the trees at the truck.


        But they run like hell when they see a shotgun.
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        • Methodcash Rick
          Confirmed User
          • Jul 2004
          • 1720

          #5
          Fuck swerving..

          What's more important to you, swerving to miss a stupid animal, or keeping control of your car??

          I know 3 people who got into accidents becasue they swerved to miss a dog, or a squirrel...

          Fuck the animal, if they're stupid enuf to stand in the road, I'll run their ass over, rather than risk my life to save theirs...

          Just my

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          • FlyingIguana
            aspiring banker
            • Mar 2002
            • 10870

            #6
            squirrel darwinism

            the best ones avoid traffic, don't worry about running over the shoemaker squirrels

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