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  • Art Del Gado
    Confirmed User
    • Nov 2003
    • 960

    #1

    Yo mommas's so ...

    Post your favorite Yo momma jokes here:


    Here's mine;

    Yo momma's so stupid, she thinks Taco Bell is a Mexican Phone Company.
    Art Del Gado
    ICQ: 616143
  • MrMonkeyFingers
    Confirmed User
    • Feb 2003
    • 473

    #2
    your momma is so fat .......

    she eats wheat thicks

    she puts mayo on asprin

    she can't wear malcolm X jackets because helicopters keep trying to land on her back

    she has to iron her clothes in the driveway

    that in grade school when she would stand up and turn around she'd erase the chalkboard

    Greg Trooper
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    ICQ#132173082
    I'm from the 4th Kingdom, the Kingdom of Plastics!

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    • KRL
      Entrepreneur
      • Oct 2002
      • 31429

      #3
      I have lots of Yo Mammas on my jokes site if you need new material.

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      • GiantGnome
        Confirmed User
        • Jan 2004
        • 4344

        #4
        Yo mama so ugly her mom had to be drunk to breast feed her
        NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO-Darth Vader

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        • GiantGnome
          Confirmed User
          • Jan 2004
          • 4344

          #5
          Yo momma?s so ugly when she goes to the beach, the tide won't come in!
          NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO-Darth Vader

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          • BitterPen
            Confirmed User
            • Sep 2004
            • 1926

            #6
            Originally posted by GiantGnome
            Yo mama so ugly her mom had to be drunk to breast feed her
            ROFLMAO! That's a good one!

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            • Art Del Gado
              Confirmed User
              • Nov 2003
              • 960

              #7
              Yo momma's so ugly, when she went to the beautician it took 12 hours. . .for a quote!
              Art Del Gado
              ICQ: 616143

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              • WWC
                #1 Adult Content Provider
                • Jul 2003
                • 11577

                #8
                Yo mama so old I told her to act her own age, and she died.
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