Oh Headless you poor thing...

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  • BradM
    Confirmed User
    • Dec 2003
    • 3397
    #1

    Oh Headless you poor thing...

    I feel real bad for you. I know you are trying to monitor my life, and keep up to date with what I am up to on a regular basis... but you have so much going on.

    I know you want to get that semen sample soon, before your fat covers your penis entirely and will no longer be able to be found. I am sure you want children, and there is no way you could have sex in the kind of shape you're in. I wish you the best with the artificial insemination. I'm pulling for you! (no pun intended.)

    I realize things have been hard since you realized your life is worthless, and that you want to live your life through me now. But you need to charge on. Keep on slimfast, or Atkins, or even Weight Watchers. You'll get through this and I really want to see you succeed.

    When you put your mind to something you always do well. So put your mind to getting life back on track. I'm rooting for you buddy!
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    • Fletch XXX
      GFY HALL OF FAME DAMMIT!!!
      • Jan 2002
      • 60840
      #2
      drama tonight?

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        • sonofsam
          Too lazy to set a custom title
          • Dec 2004
          • 18647
          #3
          why are you making fat jokes? you yourself used to be a fatass. not cool.
          I like turtles.

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            • Juicy D. Links
              So Fucking Banned
              • Apr 2001
              • 122992
              #4
              Originally posted by Fletch XXX
              drama tonight?
              Fletch your approved lmk if you want some samples.

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                • Kevsh
                  Confirmed User
                  • Dec 2004
                  • 8619
                  #5
                  This thread is moving fast, damn. Still shows Drama sells mad

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                    • Screaming
                      I can change this!!!!!
                      • Feb 2004
                      • 18972
                      #6
                      wow i think i am speechless about this one

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                        • BradM
                          Confirmed User
                          • Dec 2003
                          • 3397
                          #7
                          Originally posted by sonofsam
                          why are you making fat jokes? you yourself used to be a fatass. not cool.
                          Yes but I laid off the krispy kreme and pop tarts and got back to a social norm. It took GFY and a lot of friends making fun of me in a nice way for me to change my life. I want Headless to get back on track too. He's always been a good friend. I can tell he is crying for help.

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                            • Juicy D. Links
                              So Fucking Banned
                              • Apr 2001
                              • 122992
                              #8
                              Originally posted by BradM
                              Yes but I laid off the krispy kreme and pop tarts and got back to a social norm. It took GFY and a lot of friends making fun of me in a nice way for me to change my life. I want Headless to get back on track too. He's always been a good friend. I can tell he is crying for help.
                              Brad you just change eating habits or hit gym as well?

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                                • 3M TA3
                                  Confirmed User
                                  • Aug 2005
                                  • 2972
                                  #9
                                  i have no idea what to say to that....but i'll keep checking back till i develop a clue

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                                    • BradM
                                      Confirmed User
                                      • Dec 2003
                                      • 3397
                                      #10
                                      Originally posted by Juicy D. Links
                                      Brad you just change eating habits or hit gym as well?
                                      I started running again this summer to trim up. That helped me lose the last bit. But for the first year I just ate better.

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                                        • Headless
                                          Registered User
                                          • Jan 2001
                                          • 26727
                                          #11
                                          This shit coming for a kid who just gave his girlfriend a "promise" ring...

                                          Are we 12 again?

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                                            • Redrob
                                              Confirmed User
                                              • Oct 2004
                                              • 4791
                                              #12
                                              Promise rings are just too cute. Enjoy it if you can. Later, you can become a crusty old fuck like the rest of us.

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                                                • reynold
                                                  Too lazy to set a custom title
                                                  • Oct 2002
                                                  • 51271
                                                  #13
                                                  Originally posted by Kevsh
                                                  This thread is moving fast, damn. Still shows Drama sells mad
                                                  I would not fall for this drama.

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                                                    • reynold
                                                      Too lazy to set a custom title
                                                      • Oct 2002
                                                      • 51271
                                                      #14
                                                      Originally posted by reynold
                                                      I would not fall for this drama.
                                                      Though BradM's opening paragraph is hot enough.

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                                                        • tristan_D
                                                          Confirmed User
                                                          • Jul 2005
                                                          • 7865
                                                          #15
                                                          Originally posted by Fletch XXX
                                                          drama tonight?
                                                          bring on the popcorn.
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                                                            • Spunky
                                                              I need a beer
                                                              • Jun 2002
                                                              • 133978
                                                              #16
                                                              Originally posted by reynold
                                                              Though BradM's opening paragraph is hot enough.
                                                              Always have a habit of quoting yourself?...obviously don't know when you reply in threads

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                                                                • Kevsh
                                                                  Confirmed User
                                                                  • Dec 2004
                                                                  • 8619
                                                                  #17
                                                                  Originally posted by reynold
                                                                  I would not fall for this drama.
                                                                  It's getting old and stale real fast.
                                                                  If it's fake drama, pretty sad just for sig spots.
                                                                  If it's real drama, why air it out publicly? Get on ICQ, phone, in person, whatever and get it all out like real men.
                                                                  Whining and insulting back and forth on a board is juvenile

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