BradM

I feel real bad for you. I know you are trying to monitor my life, and keep up to date with what I am up to on a regular basis... but you have so much going on.

I know you want to get that semen sample soon, before your fat covers your penis entirely and will no longer be able to be found. I am sure you want children, and there is no way you could have sex in the kind of shape you're in. I wish you the best with the artificial insemination. I'm pulling for you! (no pun intended.)

I realize things have been hard since you realized your life is worthless, and that you want to live your life through me now. But you need to charge on. Keep on slimfast, or Atkins, or even Weight Watchers. You'll get through this and I really want to see you succeed.

When you put your mind to something you always do well. So put your mind to getting life back on track. I'm rooting for you buddy!