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  • Semi-Retired-Dave
    Too lazy to set a custom title
    • Apr 2004
    • 11190

    #1

    Ask me anything about girls/girlfriends and I'll be your shrink for the next 1/2 hour

    Let me have it. Ask away.
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  • J B
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    • May 2002
    • 1804

    #2
    What are girls?


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    • Semi-Retired-Dave
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      • Apr 2004
      • 11190

      #3
      Originally posted by J B
      What are girls?
      Some type of humans that destroy men.
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      • wedouglas
        So Fucking Banned
        • Aug 2004
        • 5921

        #4
        whats a PPO?

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        • WarChild
          Let slip the dogs of war.
          • Jan 2003
          • 17263

          #5
          Originally posted by CyberAge-Dave
          Some type of humans that destroy men.
          Vagina = organ responsible for telling lies.
          .

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          • J B
            Confirmed User
            • May 2002
            • 1804

            #6
            Originally posted by CyberAge-Dave
            Some type of humans that destroy men.
            Only if you let them


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            • Chikan
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              • Sep 2004
              • 18

              #7
              how many girlfriends can i keep at the same time?

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              • Semi-Retired-Dave
                Too lazy to set a custom title
                • Apr 2004
                • 11190

                #8
                Originally posted by wedouglas
                whats a PPO?
                Pay Per Option.

                That was a guess, no idea. That does not relate to my education on Women.
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                • Steen2
                  Confirmed User
                  • Feb 2004
                  • 7662

                  #9
                  Originally posted by CyberAge-Dave
                  Let me have it. Ask away.
                  How would you recommend I get a celeb girlfriend once I get to LA?
                  ICQ: 2262.73945

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                  • Semi-Retired-Dave
                    Too lazy to set a custom title
                    • Apr 2004
                    • 11190

                    #10
                    Originally posted by Chikan
                    how many girlfriends can i keep at the same time?
                    If I can manage about 4 -- 6 full time, with most of them knowing about each other. You can do the same.
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                    • Steen2
                      Confirmed User
                      • Feb 2004
                      • 7662

                      #11
                      Originally posted by wedouglas
                      whats a PPO?
                      here
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                      • Semi-Retired-Dave
                        Too lazy to set a custom title
                        • Apr 2004
                        • 11190

                        #12
                        Originally posted by Steen2
                        How would you recommend I get a celeb girlfriend once I get to LA?
                        Hang out with me for one weekend, and I'll take you to White Lotus.
                        We roll up in the Lambo, tell them we are into porn and then laugha about it as if we were joking.

                        Done deal, set up your first date.
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                        • wedouglas
                          So Fucking Banned
                          • Aug 2004
                          • 5921

                          #13
                          Originally posted by CyberAge-Dave
                          Pay Per Option.

                          That was a guess, no idea. That does not relate to my education on Women.

                          It should, i mean come on, youve never had a personal protection order agianst you....?

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                          • nofx
                            Too lazy to set a custom title
                            • Nov 2002
                            • 16826

                            #14
                            why do they like to play so many head games?

                            Often times I wonder why
                            There's love and hate, theres live or die.
                            When sickness comes I must decide:
                            When feelings go, theres suicide.

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                            • Semi-Retired-Dave
                              Too lazy to set a custom title
                              • Apr 2004
                              • 11190

                              #15
                              Originally posted by wedouglas
                              It should, i mean come on, youve never had a personal protection order agianst you....?
                              Never
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                              • Steen2
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                                • Feb 2004
                                • 7662

                                #16
                                Originally posted by CyberAge-Dave
                                Hang out with me for one weekend, and I'll take you to White Lotus.
                                We roll up in the Lambo, tell them we are into porn and then laugha about it as if we were joking.

                                Done deal, set up your first date.
                                Dave, Ima so call you up
                                ICQ: 2262.73945

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                                • Semi-Retired-Dave
                                  Too lazy to set a custom title
                                  • Apr 2004
                                  • 11190

                                  #17
                                  Originally posted by nofx
                                  why do they like to play so many head games?
                                  It's in their blood. Just when everything seems ok and running smooth. They hate when everything is normal, they have to start some drama. It's you they are.
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                                  • Semi-Retired-Dave
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                                    • Apr 2004
                                    • 11190

                                    #18
                                    Originally posted by Steen2
                                    Dave, Ima so call you up
                                    Let me know when you are in town buddy, I'll set it up.
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                                    • Steen2
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                                      • Feb 2004
                                      • 7662

                                      #19
                                      Originally posted by CyberAge-Dave
                                      Hang out with me for one weekend, and I'll take you to White Lotus.
                                      We roll up in the Lambo, tell them we are into porn and then laugha about it as if we were joking.

                                      Done deal, set up your first date.
                                      One problem: I'm not "into" porn
                                      ICQ: 2262.73945

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                                      • Pipecrew
                                        Master of Gfy.com
                                        • Feb 2002
                                        • 14888

                                        #20
                                        Originally posted by CyberAge-Dave
                                        Hang out with me for one weekend, and I'll take you to White Lotus.
                                        We roll up in the Lambo, tell them we are into porn and then laugha about it as if we were joking.

                                        Done deal, set up your first date.
                                        ahaha i love the attitude, it screams small dick syndrome.. I could pull up to that same bar in a ford tempo and pickup more girls then you.

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                                        • Semi-Retired-Dave
                                          Too lazy to set a custom title
                                          • Apr 2004
                                          • 11190

                                          #21
                                          Originally posted by Pipecrew
                                          ahaha i love the attitude, it screams small dick syndrome.. I could pull up to that same bar in a ford tempo and pickup more girls then you.
                                          Small dick big dick, either way I am getting laid. You have already admitted to having a small dick just by posting this.
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                                          • Semi-Retired-Dave
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                                            • Apr 2004
                                            • 11190

                                            #22
                                            Originally posted by Steen2
                                            One problem: I'm not "into" porn
                                            Well then let me do the talking.
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                                            • Chaldoray
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                                              • Jul 2003
                                              • 2868

                                              #23
                                              Originally posted by CyberAge-Dave
                                              Hang out with me for one weekend, and I'll take you to White Lotus.
                                              We roll up in the Lambo, tell them we are into porn and then laugha about it as if we were joking.

                                              Done deal, set up your first date.
                                              Can i hang with you for a weekend?

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                                              • Steen2
                                                Confirmed User
                                                • Feb 2004
                                                • 7662

                                                #24
                                                Originally posted by Pipecrew
                                                ahaha i love the attitude, it screams small dick syndrome.. I could pull up to that same bar in a ford tempo and pickup more girls then you.
                                                You don't know English too well
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                                                • Semi-Retired-Dave
                                                  Too lazy to set a custom title
                                                  • Apr 2004
                                                  • 11190

                                                  #25
                                                  Originally posted by Chaldoray
                                                  Can i hang with you for a weekend?
                                                  Sure thing, let me know when. I love new hanging with new friends, especially out of towners.
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                                                  • Chikan
                                                    Registered User
                                                    • Sep 2004
                                                    • 18

                                                    #26
                                                    Originally posted by CyberAge-Dave
                                                    If I can manage about 4 -- 6 full time, with most of them knowing about each other. You can do the same.
                                                    but American woman is sometimes not so smart

                                                    Japanese woman has strong sense for other woman

                                                    I keep 3 girlfriends now and its full time job

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                                                    • Semi-Retired-Dave
                                                      Too lazy to set a custom title
                                                      • Apr 2004
                                                      • 11190

                                                      #27
                                                      Originally posted by Chikan
                                                      but American woman is sometimes not so smart

                                                      Japanese woman has strong sense for other woman

                                                      I keep 3 girlfriends now and its full time job
                                                      I have two words for you...

                                                      I know
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                                                      • Steen2
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                                                        • Feb 2004
                                                        • 7662

                                                        #28
                                                        Originally posted by CyberAge-Dave
                                                        Well then let me do the talking.
                                                        That's hottt.
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                                                        • Doctor Dre
                                                          Too lazy to set a custom title
                                                          • Jan 2001
                                                          • 51692

                                                          #29
                                                          Originally posted by CyberAge-Dave
                                                          If I can manage about 4 -- 6 full time, with most of them knowing about each other. You can do the same.
                                                          Knowing about each other ?!?
                                                          Originally posted by rayadp05
                                                          I rebooted, deleted temp files, history, cookies and everything...still cannot view the news clip. All I see is that fucking gay ass music video from "Rick Roll". Anyone else have a different link to the news clip?

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                                                          • Steen2
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                                                            • Feb 2004
                                                            • 7662

                                                            #30
                                                            Reservation made:
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                                                            • Pipecrew
                                                              Master of Gfy.com
                                                              • Feb 2002
                                                              • 14888

                                                              #31
                                                              Originally posted by CyberAge-Dave
                                                              Small dick big dick, either way I am getting laid. You have already admitted to having a small dick just by posting this.
                                                              Congratulations on getting laid, I havent heard of people brag about such things since highschool. Let me guess what you look like, ----> Fat, Bald, 30+ and mentally very Insecure and wishes he could settle down and get married.

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                                                              • Semi-Retired-Dave
                                                                Too lazy to set a custom title
                                                                • Apr 2004
                                                                • 11190

                                                                #32
                                                                Originally posted by Doctor Dre
                                                                Knowing about each other ?!?
                                                                I let them know that their are others and not them only.
                                                                Good chance they are doing the same but I don't care, I don't feel selfish that way and I know I am not leading them on to other things like Marriage.
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                                                                • Semi-Retired-Dave
                                                                  Too lazy to set a custom title
                                                                  • Apr 2004
                                                                  • 11190

                                                                  #33
                                                                  Originally posted by Pipecrew
                                                                  Congratulations on getting laid, I havent heard of people brag about such things since highschool. Let me guess what you look like, ----> Fat, Bald, 30+ and mentally very Insecure and wishes he could settle down and get married.
                                                                  You started the shit talking buddy, this had nothing to do with getting laid and you had to bring your little dick story into it. You know they have penis enlargers for that thing.
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                                                                  • Chaldoray
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                                                                    • Jul 2003
                                                                    • 2868

                                                                    #34
                                                                    Originally posted by CyberAge-Dave
                                                                    Sure thing, let me know when. I love new hanging with new friends, especially out of towners.

                                                                    Let me get your ICQ i will contact you soon.

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                                                                    • Semi-Retired-Dave
                                                                      Too lazy to set a custom title
                                                                      • Apr 2004
                                                                      • 11190

                                                                      #35
                                                                      Originally posted by Chaldoray
                                                                      Let me get your ICQ i will contact you soon.
                                                                      [email protected]
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                                                                      • Steen2
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                                                                        • Feb 2004
                                                                        • 7662

                                                                        #36
                                                                        Originally posted by CyberAge-Dave
                                                                        You know they have penis enlargers for that thing.
                                                                        Please ask for my FastSize or Vimax link should you want one.
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                                                                        • The Bootyologist
                                                                          So Fucking Banned
                                                                          • Jun 2004
                                                                          • 2912

                                                                          #37
                                                                          do you answer all your emails?

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                                                                          • Semi-Retired-Dave
                                                                            Too lazy to set a custom title
                                                                            • Apr 2004
                                                                            • 11190

                                                                            #38
                                                                            Originally posted by Steen2
                                                                            Please ask for my FastSize or Vimax link should you want one.
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                                                                            • psyko514
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                                                                              • Oct 2002
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                                                                              #39
                                                                              How do I stop my girlfriend from wanting to fuck me all day long?

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                                                                              • qwe
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                                                                                • Jul 2003
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                                                                                #40
                                                                                by what age you had your first million ?

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                                                                                • Semi-Retired-Dave
                                                                                  Too lazy to set a custom title
                                                                                  • Apr 2004
                                                                                  • 11190

                                                                                  #41
                                                                                  Originally posted by The Bootyologist
                                                                                  do you answer all your emails?
                                                                                  Unless I delete it by accident while cleaning out all my spam but yes. I don't have access to it on my new Mac and my house right now, I am changing things around at home, but I am in the office about 10 hours a day.
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                                                                                  • J B
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                                                                                    • May 2002
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                                                                                    #42
                                                                                    Originally posted by psyko514
                                                                                    How do I stop my girlfriend from wanting to fuck me all day long?
                                                                                    Get rid of the real doll and get a real woman


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                                                                                    • Semi-Retired-Dave
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                                                                                      • Apr 2004
                                                                                      • 11190

                                                                                      #43
                                                                                      Originally posted by psyko514
                                                                                      How do I stop my girlfriend from wanting to fuck me all day long?
                                                                                      That's funny you asked, because I had the same problem today. There is not much you can do. if you stop she is going to find someone else that will fuck her all day so give in as much as you can. I know its tough, I barely hung in there today.
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                                                                                      • Steen2
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                                                                                        • Feb 2004
                                                                                        • 7662

                                                                                        #44
                                                                                        Disregard my previous post.

                                                                                        New reservation: http://www.whitelotushollywood.com/g...reedhilton.jpg
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                                                                                        • Semi-Retired-Dave
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                                                                                          • Apr 2004
                                                                                          • 11190

                                                                                          #45
                                                                                          Originally posted by J B
                                                                                          Get rid of the real doll and get a real woman
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                                                                                          • Semi-Retired-Dave
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                                                                                            • Apr 2004
                                                                                            • 11190

                                                                                            #46
                                                                                            Originally posted by qwe
                                                                                            by what age you had your first million ?
                                                                                            This thread is about me being a shrink, not about me.
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                                                                                            • Semi-Retired-Dave
                                                                                              Too lazy to set a custom title
                                                                                              • Apr 2004
                                                                                              • 11190

                                                                                              #47
                                                                                              Originally posted by Steen2
                                                                                              Disregard my previous post.

                                                                                              New reservation: http://www.whitelotushollywood.com/g...reedhilton.jpg
                                                                                              BTW, that is not me. Just incase you thought it was.
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                                                                                              • Bake
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                                                                                                • Jan 2001
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                                                                                                #48
                                                                                                I was talking to this girl on friday and she was bit drunk and told me many things she probably shouldent have , she has just left her second husband and was saying he was very poor at sex compared to her first husband. I ask her why she had married the scond guy if he was so poor at sex before they married and she didnt know why?
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                                                                                                • detoxed
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                                                                                                  • Jan 2003
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                                                                                                  #49
                                                                                                  Originally posted by Bake
                                                                                                  I was talking to this girl on friday and she was bit drunk and told me many things she probably shouldent have , she has just left her second husband and was saying he was very poor at sex compared to her first husband. I ask her why she had married the scond guy if he was so poor at sex before they married and she didnt know why?

                                                                                                  i poor sex. i need money for sex. pay me money have sex?

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                                                                                                  • J$tyle$
                                                                                                    Too lazy to set a custom title
                                                                                                    • Apr 2003
                                                                                                    • 11500

                                                                                                    #50
                                                                                                    Originally posted by CyberAge-Dave
                                                                                                    BTW, that is not me. Just incase you thought it was.
                                                                                                    Originally posted by Pipecrew
                                                                                                    Let me guess what you look like, ----> Fat, Bald, 30+ and mentally very Insecure and wishes he could settle down and get married.
                                                                                                    David don't need me to pump him up ... he's good enough at doing it himself!

                                                                                                    He may talk about what he's got, but homeboy's got it and ain't frontin' - whatever the trash talk ... sounds like a jealousy!



                                                                                                    Lambo? He's got one ... see his fuckin' banner
                                                                                                    White Lotus? Hollywood celeb HOT SPOT and he's part owner
                                                                                                    Bitches? Small cock or big cock no matter! He's part owner in CyberAge, part owner in White Lotus ! Drives Lambo!

                                                                                                    Of course this mutafucka got bitches!

                                                                                                    LOL

                                                                                                    He's one of these guys - and he lily ain't lilly white, and he's towards the left ... good enough hint?

                                                                                                    LOL

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