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#51

08-08-2002, 03:26 PM

Originally posted by -=HUNGRYMAN=-

WOW Dopy .. did somebody strike a nerve with ya ??
your wife left ya after you bought her a vaccuum ??

His wife left him after she caught him in bed with the vaccum.

Ignorance is never bliss.
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08-09-2002, 01:11 AM

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08-09-2002, 01:14 AM

Originally posted by -=HUNGRYMAN=-

WOW Dopy .. did somebody strike a nerve with ya ??
your wife left ya after you bought her a vaccuum ??

Originally posted by Tipsy

His wife left him after she caught him in bed with the vaccum.

That is funny for so many reasons.

Clueless, every last one of you.
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#54

08-09-2002, 01:58 AM

Originally posted by Gutterboy
If you care enough to give the very best, you'll give her the gift of my cock.

For the special GFY member rate of $500 (usual price: $750) I will let your girlfriend have the time of her life sucking and fucking me for one full night (12 hours from 8pm to 8am).

Travel, hotel and flavored lube expenses not included. However, for an additional finders fee of $450 I can point you to some cheap roundtrip tickets to SFO from anywhere in the world, and some good deals on hotel suites where you could put us up.

Let her know you really care!

oh man. i bet you have a HUGE penis! your sense of humor is also amazing. you're so funny and original! i bet nobody had predicted a post like that!

you have a 12 inch penis. yes, that must be it. everyone knows that guys with genuinely huge dicks always brag about it on the internet, and that guys with small dicks always keep their mouths shut.

wasn't ron jeremy posting here about his huge penis last week?
i think randy west was did the same thing a few monts back.

anyway.

is this offer open for men?
i know plenty of hot guys that would love to take you up on that offer.

let me know.

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#55

08-09-2002, 02:03 AM

Originally posted by Minte
Never met a woman who didn't like things in small boxes..

Yeah, give her some matches
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08-09-2002, 02:12 AM

Originally posted by hahmike

oh man. i bet you have a HUGE penis! your sense of humor is also amazing. you're so funny and original! i bet nobody had predicted a post like that!

My that is a nasty looking hook in your mouth.

Breathe in... 1. Out..... 2. Repeat x10

There, now have a nice cool beer.

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08-09-2002, 02:15 AM

the offer is still open for you, just lots of horny guys looking for some action.

can you accomodate?
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#58

08-09-2002, 02:18 AM

Originally posted by hahmike
the offer is still open for you, just lots of horny guys looking for some action.

can you accomodate?

You'd better have another beer.

And try the breathing thing again, this time with one of these in your mouth.

Enjoy
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#59

08-09-2002, 02:18 AM

gophers make nice gifts

but nothing says i love you more than pedes

Are you down with Sin?
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#60

08-09-2002, 02:27 AM

no need to avoid the question.

lots of horny guys here, desperate for your huge 12 incher
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#61

08-09-2002, 02:28 AM

a simple happy birthday and i love you would be the best you could give her

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08-13-2002, 08:54 AM

Laughing now there is a guy with confidence or sometning...laughing... I still have a better idea http://www.adulttoychest.com/store/DeptCatsuit.hmx now that will make two people happy!

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#63

08-13-2002, 09:08 AM

Give her you.

Turn your computer off for a full twenty four hours.

Leave a card, where she can find it, telling her this is her special day.

Serve her breakfast in bed.

Give her a bath. Make sure you've got candles in the bathroom and music on the stereo.

Take her for a ride or a walk. Put her walking shoes on for her. Dress her.

Brush her hair.

Give her a back rub and then incredible oral sex.

Hide little cute presents around the house or apartment and make little notes that give her hints where she can find them. They don't have to be expensive.

Take her grocery shopping and buy that special dinner and then cook it for her.

Buy a favourite bottle of wine. Put that amongst the gifts you're hiding...for the dinner that comes later.

Read her a story.

Unless she's a material girl...in that case, diamonds work!!

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08-13-2002, 09:24 AM

Pamper her. Give her your whole day. Take her shopping and let her know she can have whatever she'd like. Take her to places that are special to you both. Take her to dinner. But the most important thing is you devote your entire day to her. Show her she's the center of your universe.

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08-13-2002, 09:27 AM

Originally posted by Raven
Give her you.

Turn your computer off for a full twenty four hours.

Leave a card, where she can find it, telling her this is her special day.

Serve her breakfast in bed.

Give her a bath. Make sure you've got candles in the bathroom and music on the stereo.

Take her for a ride or a walk. Put her walking shoes on for her. Dress her.

Brush her hair.

Give her a back rub and then incredible oral sex.

Hide little cute presents around the house or apartment and make little notes that give her hints where she can find them. They don't have to be expensive.

Take her grocery shopping and buy that special dinner and then cook it for her.

Buy a favourite bottle of wine. Put that amongst the gifts you're hiding...for the dinner that comes later.

Read her a story.

Unless she's a material girl...in that case, diamonds work!!

FAG! lol
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