Father please forgive me for I know not what I do......

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  • seeric
    ..........
    • Aug 2004
    • 41917
    #1

    Father please forgive me for I know not what I do......

    I fucked a 7 tonight.

    I have sinned.

    Please forgive me.

    I should be crucified.
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    • erraticimpact
      Confirmed User
      • Sep 2002
      • 137
      #2
      that's right son.. you should only fuck 10's... 3 hail mary's or whatever they do...

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        • Theo The Theologian
          Confirmed User
          • Mar 2005
          • 1099
          #3
          Brother Air Supply, God forgives all who ask.

          On a sidenote did you know that farts were actually clocked at a speed of 10 feet per second? and that most people pass gas about 14 times per day?


          I'm a hate-fuelled umbrella-wielding photographer with a winning smile, and a way with the ladies.

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            • erraticimpact
              Confirmed User
              • Sep 2002
              • 137
              #4
              Originally posted by Theo The Theologian
              Brother Air Supply, God forgives all who ask.

              On a sidenote did you know that farts were actually clocked at a speed of 10 feet per second? and that most people pass gas about 14 times per day?
              yep 14-23 times is apparently the norm

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                • Damian_Maxcash
                  So Fucking Banned
                  • Oct 2002
                  • 12745
                  #5
                  Ive just woken up - Are you a little tiddly there A1r3k?

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                    • seeric
                      ..........
                      • Aug 2004
                      • 41917
                      #6
                      Originally posted by Theo The Theologian
                      Brother Air Supply, God forgives all who ask.

                      On a sidenote did you know that farts were actually clocked at a speed of 10 feet per second? and that most people pass gas about 14 times per day?

                      theo,

                      you are my inspiration!



                      no one can touch it.

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                        • seeric
                          ..........
                          • Aug 2004
                          • 41917
                          #7
                          Originally posted by damian2001
                          Ive just woken up - Are you a little tiddly there A1r3k?

                          i am 4 bottles deep on australian syrah and 19 valiums, along side that, the BC chronic isn't affecting me. the ship is stable.

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                            • 3piece chicken Dinner
                              Confirmed User
                              • Jan 2005
                              • 1065
                              #8
                              congradulations to the winners. ( copyright Shemp 2005)



                              now I need to let my hall and oats mustache grow in and try my luck.





                              Oh and RageCash rocks.
                              "We are told to let our light shine, and if it does, we won't need to tell anybody it does. Lighthouses don't fire cannons to call attention to their shining- they just shine."

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                                • seeric
                                  ..........
                                  • Aug 2004
                                  • 41917
                                  #9
                                  i lost all reccomendations for anything. a 9 on the intermet means a 7.

                                  i took one for the team.

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                                    • Damian_Maxcash
                                      So Fucking Banned
                                      • Oct 2002
                                      • 12745
                                      #10
                                      Originally posted by A1R3K
                                      i am 4 bottles deep on australian syrah and 19 valiums, along side that, the BC chronic isn't affecting me. the ship is stable.


                                      OMG!! 3 deep in Aus Cab Sav here............

                                      You are definatly winning the battle as my favorite sponsor.

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                                        • 3piece chicken Dinner
                                          Confirmed User
                                          • Jan 2005
                                          • 1065
                                          #11
                                          Originally posted by A1R3K
                                          i lost all reccomendations for anything. a 9 on the intermet means a 7.

                                          i took one for the team.

                                          ( let me make it clear that I like you A1r3K and I'm not using my 1000 post to bust your balls)

                                          BUT. if " a 9 on the intermet means a 7" does that mean you just knocked the bottom out of a real world 4.5???? and She felt like she was doing you a favor??



                                          it could be worse.
                                          "We are told to let our light shine, and if it does, we won't need to tell anybody it does. Lighthouses don't fire cannons to call attention to their shining- they just shine."

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                                            • phonesex
                                              Confirmed User
                                              • Mar 2005
                                              • 3437
                                              #12
                                              you must be desperate

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                                                • Murderous
                                                  Confirmed User
                                                  • Oct 2003
                                                  • 3938
                                                  #13
                                                  Almost as good as two 4's

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                                                    • SilentKnight
                                                      Megan Fox's fluffer
                                                      • Oct 2005
                                                      • 24818
                                                      #14
                                                      Originally posted by A1R3K
                                                      I fucked a 7 tonight.

                                                      I have sinned.

                                                      Please forgive me.

                                                      I should be crucified.
                                                      I was sooooo tempted to login in as '7'...and moan that I just fucked a 3.


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                                                        • seeric
                                                          ..........
                                                          • Aug 2004
                                                          • 41917
                                                          #15
                                                          Originally posted by 3piece chicken Dinner
                                                          ( let me make it clear that I like you A1r3K and I'm not using my 1000 post to bust your balls)

                                                          BUT. if " a 9 on the intermet means a 7" does that mean you just knocked the bottom out of a real world 4.5???? and She felt like she was doing you a favor??



                                                          it could be worse.

                                                          nah, if it ws so, i would say so. she was solid 7. she came off like a 9, not a good call. i was dissappointed.




                                                          no matter, fuck it, i am for real, i kiled it. she was a 6 or 7

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                                                            • seeric
                                                              ..........
                                                              • Aug 2004
                                                              • 41917
                                                              #16
                                                              Originally posted by phonesex
                                                              you must be desperate


                                                              not hardly.


                                                              hahahahaha


                                                              more like used to fucking 5 times a week, compared to now fucking twice a week.


                                                              what a shitty place.

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