Suicide hotline phone number

1-800-273-8255

thanks..

800-672-1697 Poison Control

wtf dude, lower Google PR ain't nothing to kill yourself over.

Come on now.

800-882-6468 Girlscout Cookie Hotline

You know, I really suspect that you're whoring your sig and all....

But really, it's tough to tell who really is having problems that they think can only be solved with suicide. I've dealt with this type of stuff on a couple of scary occasions and really man, on the off chance that you're not whoring, call and talk to someone for a bit - it certainly can't hurt any worse then it does now.

212-975-4321 Ed Sullivan Theatre

talk to letterman

(907) 272-2312

Alaskan Alcoholics Anonymous Hotline

Don't Do It!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

800-952-3131 Church of Jesus Christ


or these people

00873 682505331 - Osama Bin Laden's satellite phone number. He probably won't answer, but if you think you've got problems...

1-800-342-3084

800-822-9009 celebrity fan gossip line.

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| Credit Card |
| Validators |
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800-228-1111 Merchant# 09711490
800-228-1122 Credit Card Verification 1, Visa 2 master card
800-268-2530 +1 1=Visa 2=Master Card Merchant# 09711490
800-347-1111 Discover Merchant# 601101753144219
800-347-2000 Discover Mercant Stuff
800-525-7623 American Express Foreign Exchange Rates
800-528-2121 American Express Desc code 57 Merchant# 22948767
800-528-5200 American Express
*(by the way, mercant #'s in florida begin with 409 and are 10 digits long.)*
800-554-2265 10=Master Card 20=Visa ID 1067 Merchant 24,51 or 52
800-884-1159 CC# Merchant# 30107


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and last but not least

301-688-6311 National Security Agency
202-456-1414 White House
202-445-4616 White House
703-695-6833 Pentagon

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| Recordings |
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202-756-9901 Weird DMS-500 Message (broken @ end)
206-343-0011 [sit] this call requires a coin deposit
212-221-9949 New York Telephone Customer Response Center
212-966-9999 Teleport's 5ESS Midtown switch
303-563-5000 distorted error message
305-614-0000 busy verifcation by the operator is not allowed on this call
509-248-0036 Your call has been completed, but the party isn't receiving calls
516-783-9999 New York Telephone Test Message
519-651-2000 Office is currently closed please call later.. this is a recording
516-922-wine dial a dirty joke. (Jackie Martling)
541-967-0024 Your call has been completed? but the party isn't receiving calls
570-387-0020 Bell Atlantic is presently closed...
700-555-4141 Long Distance Provider ID Recording
718-451-9901 Avenue I DMS-100 in Brooklyn NY
718-579-4539 non-working number at Yankee Stadium
732-920-9904 "the call you have made requires a coin deposite"
732-255-9927 due to network problems....
800-356-9919 Test Message 202, Test Message 202
800-437-9606 Japanese 'cannot be completed as dialed' error message
800-584-9138 Pat-Live box not setup yet.
800-909-6955 ICT GROUP
'This number is going under install on denis 8475' hold music then hangup
809-474-2569 crazy crazy disconnected message
809-563-0069 Another NIS error crazy i tell ya
845-354-9912 Verizon lady on speed (this is why you don't do drugs)
856-767-9903 [booop] excuse me, please deposit ten cents (broken)
866-277-6245 At&t Wireless error message
866-286-4230 (D 241) test successful
888-253-8491 De-active Pat-Live Box
972-889-2852 VOIP CALLER ID

800-437-9606 Japanese 'cannot be completed as dialed' error message

lol call these

845-354-9912 Verizon lady on speed (this is why you don't do drugs)

This is what I really love about this board; everybody shows concern to each and every member..

Rock on GFY!

867-5309 Jenny Jenny

Suicide hotline number in North America is ----- 911 ------- good luck. (I mean don't do it.)