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Old 10-19-2005, 01:45 AM  
Shoehorn!
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Originally Posted by rickholio
See the screaming hot black steaming irridescent naugahyde python screaming: "Steamroller!"

Noone does non sequitur like frank.

All groupies must bow down in the sacred presence of the Latex Solar Beef.
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Give me your heart.

Bwana Dik is a legend,
Enormous thou art.

My dick is a Harley,
You kick it to start.

Bwana Dik speaks,
The heavens will part.

My dick is a dagger,
I'll force it to fit,
My dick is a reamer, baby,
To scream up your slit.
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