THE ULTIMATE CONTEST
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Message: BEER VS VAGINA CONTEST
1.Beer is always wet. Vagina needs a little work.
One point to BEER
2.Warm beer tastes awful.
One point to VAGINA
3.A really cold beer is satisfying.
One point to BEER
4.If after taking a swig of your favourite beer you
find a
hair
between your teeth, you may vomit.
One point to VAGINA
5. If you get home reeking of beer your wife may
get
mad, make a
scene, kick you out, etc. If you get home reeking
of
vagina your wife
may get mad, kick you out, even leave you.
There's
definitely a point
to be had here, depending on your point of view
and
personal
circumstances. I'll just call it a DRAW for the time
being.
6. Ten beers in one night and you can't drive home.
Ten vaginas in
one night and you don't want to drive anywhere.
One
point to VAGINA
7. If you have a lot of beer in a public place, your
reputation may
suffer. If you eat any vagina in public, you become
a
legend.
One point to VAGINA
8. If a cop stops you and you smell of beer you
may
get arrested. If
you smell of vagina he may buy you a beer. One
point
to VAGINA
9. You normally don't find old beer.
One point to BEER
10. Too much beer and you'll think you see flying
saucers. Too much
vagina and you'll think you've seen God. One point
to
VAGINA
11. Ripping off a beer bottle label is boring. Ripping
off
panties is
fun. One point to VAGINA
12. In most countries there's a tax on beer.
One point to VAGINA
13. If you have another beer the first one never
gets
pissed off. One
point to BEER
14. You can always be sure if you're the first one
to
open a bottle
or a can. One point to BEER
15. If you shake beer it'll get all agitated but
eventually it
settles down. One point to BEER
16. With beer you always have choice: clear, dark,
pilsner,ale,lager,etc One point to BEER
17. You always know how much beer is going to
cost
One point to BEER
18. Beer doesn't have a mother
One point to BEER
19. Beer never expects to be hugged for half an
hour
after you
drink it One point to BEER
FINAL SCORE: BEER: 10 VAGINA: 8
That's it! The matter is settled, the clear winner is:
BEER
PS: If you are a woman and at this point feel
angry,
degraded or
discriminated against, just remember that Beer
would
experience none of those feelings, let alone
express
them, an extra point for BEER
Message: This is a riot jayvee! haha =)
Message: BEER VS VAGINA CONTEST
1.Beer is always wet. Vagina needs a little work.
One point to BEER
2.Warm beer tastes awful.
One point to VAGINA
3.A really cold beer is satisfying.
One point to BEER
4.If after taking a swig of your favourite beer you
find a
hair
between your teeth, you may vomit.
One point to VAGINA
5. If you get home reeking of beer your wife may
get
mad, make a
scene, kick you out, etc. If you get home reeking
of
vagina your wife
may get mad, kick you out, even leave you.
There's
definitely a point
to be had here, depending on your point of view
and
personal
circumstances. I'll just call it a DRAW for the time
being.
6. Ten beers in one night and you can't drive home.
Ten vaginas in
one night and you don't want to drive anywhere.
One
point to VAGINA
7. If you have a lot of beer in a public place, your
reputation may
suffer. If you eat any vagina in public, you become
a
legend.
One point to VAGINA
8. If a cop stops you and you smell of beer you
may
get arrested. If
you smell of vagina he may buy you a beer. One
point
to VAGINA
9. You normally don't find old beer.
One point to BEER
10. Too much beer and you'll think you see flying
saucers. Too much
vagina and you'll think you've seen God. One point
to
VAGINA
11. Ripping off a beer bottle label is boring. Ripping
off
panties is
fun. One point to VAGINA
12. In most countries there's a tax on beer.
One point to VAGINA
13. If you have another beer the first one never
gets
pissed off. One
point to BEER
14. You can always be sure if you're the first one
to
open a bottle
or a can. One point to BEER
15. If you shake beer it'll get all agitated but
eventually it
settles down. One point to BEER
16. With beer you always have choice: clear, dark,
pilsner,ale,lager,etc One point to BEER
17. You always know how much beer is going to
cost
One point to BEER
18. Beer doesn't have a mother
One point to BEER
19. Beer never expects to be hugged for half an
hour
after you
drink it One point to BEER
FINAL SCORE: BEER: 10 VAGINA: 8
That's it! The matter is settled, the clear winner is:
BEER
PS: If you are a woman and at this point feel
angry,
degraded or
discriminated against, just remember that Beer
would
experience none of those feelings, let alone
express
them, an extra point for BEER
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