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  • directfiesta
    Too lazy to set a custom title
    • Oct 2002
    • 30188

    #1

    LOL: Female Aussie sleepwalking sex case



    Maybe a new niche ????

    ANBERRA, Australia (AP) -- A woman seduced and had sex with strangers while she slept and later had no recollection of her infidelities due to a sleeping disorder, her Sydney doctor has said.

    The middle-aged woman had no idea that she was sneaking from her house at night in search of sex with random strangers until her partner awoke, discovered she was missing from the bedroom, and found her having sex with another man, Royal Prince Alfred Hospital sleep medicine physician Peter Buchanan told the Sydney Morning Herald.

    Her partner was already aware that she was a sleep walker and also had been confounded by condoms he found strewn around the house,Buchanan said.

    Buchanan will discuss the case when he lectures on sleep sex -- the disorder has yet to be given a formal title -- at the Annual Scientific Meeting of the Australasian Sleep Association in Sydney at the weekend.

    "It is very complex, elaborated motor behaviour during sleep," Buchanan told Australian Broadcasting Corp. radio Thursday.

    "People are often stunned and overwhelmed when they're told what they've been doing."

    The partners and doctors of people suffering from the disorder often do not believe the acts were committed while they slept, he said.

    "It's very stressful both for them, for their partner or for their relationship," Buchanan said. "It also promotes an intense sense of embarrassment on their part, their partner's behalf and this inhibits people coming forward to seek potentially helpful professional intervention."

    http://cnews.canoe.ca/CNEWS/World/20...669116-ap.html
    Never tought of that excuse .... Bet it will show up now more often...
    I know that Asspimple is stoopid ... As he says, it is a FACT !

    But I can't figure out how he can breathe or type , at the same time ....
  • emthree
    Dialer Kingpin
    • Jun 2003
    • 10816

    #2

    I should use that on

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    • wdsguy
      Ryde or Die
      • Dec 2002
      • 19568

      #3
      haha thats a awesome excuse to use, blame it on the sleep disorder

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      • tonkagunner
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        • Mar 2003
        • 830

        #4
        she is just a slut.
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        • pornguy
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          • Mar 2003
          • 62910

          #5
          best lie I have seen used in a while. I think I will try it on my wife and see if I get away with it.
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          • Raf1
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            • Oct 2003
            • 12117

            #6
            That's the funniest excuse I've ever heard
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            • nofx
              Too lazy to set a custom title
              • Nov 2002
              • 16826

              #7
              haha crazy shit. I bet she did double anal while sleeping walkin'

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              • Manowar
                jellyfish  
                • Dec 2003
                • 71528

                #8
                her husband actually believed that shit ?

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                • Marcus Aurelius
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                  • Apr 2003
                  • 14809

                  #9
                  Dont think the cops will buy that you can sleep use an ATM to get money for your sleep hiring of a prostitute for sleep sex.

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                  • mookienow
                    Confirmed User
                    • Jul 2004
                    • 987

                    #10
                    Originally posted by mdcq
                    Dont think the cops will buy that you can sleep use an ATM to get money for your sleep hiring of a prostitute for sleep sex.
                    Our legal system has had worse defences...I'm gonna use that one.

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                    • Gynecologist
                      Confirmed User
                      • Sep 2004
                      • 2184

                      #11
                      whore

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                      • nateball
                        Confirmed User
                        • Sep 2002
                        • 309

                        #12
                        thats some funny shit hahaha

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                        • sexeducation
                          So Fucking Banned
                          • Jun 2003
                          • 7315

                          #13
                          My X claimed the same thing ...
                          lol

                          funny story

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                          • marley murphy
                            Registered User
                            • Jun 2004
                            • 15

                            #14
                            I thought that I had heard them all !!! I feel bad for that dude; she should excuse herself from his life immediately.

                            GROSS! He was getting sloppy seconds from a sleepwalking slut!!! LOL

                            marley(at)xxxonice.com

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                            • EZRhino
                              Confirmed User
                              • Jul 2003
                              • 6258

                              #15
                              Why didnt I think of that

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                              • johnbosh
                                Confirmed User
                                • Aug 2002
                                • 8965

                                #16
                                lol thats cool:D

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                                • marley murphy
                                  Registered User
                                  • Jun 2004
                                  • 15

                                  #17
                                  [QUOTE]Originally posted by directfiesta

                                  Maybe a new niche ????

                                  The article said, "Buchanan will discuss the case when he lectures on sleep sex -- the disorder has yet to be given a formal title --"

                                  That's a great idea for a new niche! How about calling it N.L.N.M. ?!? (NARCOLEPTIC NYMPHOMANIACS)

                                  I think I need a "nap" ...

                                  marley(at)xxxonice.com

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                                  • OzMan
                                    Confirmed User
                                    • Sep 2003
                                    • 9162

                                    #18
                                    [QUOTE]Originally posted by marley murphy
                                    Originally posted by directfiesta

                                    Maybe a new niche ????

                                    The article said, "Buchanan will discuss the case when he lectures on sleep sex -- the disorder has yet to be given a formal title --"

                                    That's a great idea for a new niche! How about calling it N.L.N.M. ?!? (NARCOLEPTIC NYMPHOMANIACS)

                                    I think I need a "nap" ...
                                    I think I will go cruising for NLNM's later tonight

                                    I wish i had known this excuse in college. I was drunk and went into the girls room next door to my gf and started to get in bed with her until she started screaming and I realized I was in the wrong room.

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                                    • SpikeHeel
                                      Confirmed User
                                      • Oct 2003
                                      • 1531

                                      #19
                                      hmm...she gave me an idea.

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                                      • reynold
                                        Too lazy to set a custom title
                                        • Oct 2002
                                        • 51271

                                        #20
                                        geeez! what a lame excuse for bitching around when her man is asleep!

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