I bet Jesus would think he?s a jerk.
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Jesus would spit in George Bush's face, headbutt him to the ground and proceed to beat the shit out of him.
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Jesus would kick his ass.-uno
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Originally posted by Joe Citizen
Jesus would spit in George Bush's face, headbutt him to the ground and proceed to beat the shit out of him.
Then he'd start on boobmaster.
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judgement day!!! be alarmed bush..be alarmed
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jesus would bitch smack the fuck outta him
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Bush = Jezus
why do you think Jezus got crucified in the first place ?
if this was 2000 years ago it would have happend to bush and his gangComment
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Only a matter of time before it happens in South Park
Ignorance is never bliss.
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There's no such thing as Jesus. But if there was .... he would kick his ass.Comment
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It'll never happen since there's no God or Jesus.
I design logo's.
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jesus would bitch smack bush
in reply to platinumpimps post:
if there were only no bush
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he'd be pissed
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Yeah, probably! Jesus would tell Bush he doesn't deserve to go to heaven!Originally posted by xxxjay
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George is the second coming, according to many ministers... and surely they would know!Comment
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I saw on Bill Maher last night were Bush and his staff all really believe that they were apointed by God to do his bidding - that's what made me think that Jesus wouldn't even like Bush.Comment
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he would surely ask him to step downComment
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now that would be something worthy of PPV, fuck wrestling.Originally posted by Joe Citizen
Jesus would spit in George Bush's face, headbutt him to the ground and proceed to beat the shit out of him.
Then he'd start on boobmaster.
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http://www2.warnerbros.com/madmagazi...446/jesus.html This is what happens!Last edited by Centurion; 10-14-2004, 11:42 AM.
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Jesus would stab Bush in the face with a rusty knife and then Satan would appear and high-five Jesus.
Often times I wonder why
There's love and hate, theres live or die.
When sickness comes I must decide:
When feelings go, theres suicide.
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"Oh shit- he's BLACK!"
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Bush would see Jesus as a threat and have him crucifiedComment
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"Save me Jeeeee-buuuuuuuuuuuuus"
"Its Jesus you idiot"Comment
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That's funny as shit.Originally posted by nofx
Jesus would stab Bush in the face with a rusty knife and then Satan would appear and high-five Jesus.Comment
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Santa would fly in and he and the easter bunny would get it on with Jesus and BOTH Bush daughters in a wild sacriligeous beastiality coke-induced presidential orgy.
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Jesus would win.Comment
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LOL - this just keeps getting better and better. I'm gonna have to think for a while to come up with one to top the last 2 posts.Originally posted by gornyhuy
Santa would fly in and he and the easter bunny would get it on with Jesus and BOTH Bush daughters in a wild sacriligeous beastiality coke-induced presidential orgy.Comment
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When Jesus met George Bush at the Gates of heaven ...
he said to himself ... I can't let him in ... 'cause when Clinton lied - noone died.
So he said to Bush ...
I'm going to ask you three questions ...
if you get them right ...
I will let you into heaven ...
The first question is ...
How many days are there in a year?
Bush replied - "that's not fair - I have no advisors to tell me! Come on !!! ...let me think ....I got it 7"
Jesus says - "Seven?"
Bush replied - "Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday "
Jesus says - "Oh man ...okay okay"
Next Question ..."hmmm ... How many seconds are in a year?"
Bush stumbles and bumbles and finally answers - "12"
Jesus says - "what - 12?"
Bush says - ya - "January 2nd, February 2nd"
Jesus frustrated says okay ...
Considering all your "faith based" initiatives what is God's first name ...
Bush immediately replies - "That's no problem - I went to church for years. Andy"
Jesus says - "Andy?"
Bush replies - "Ya ... all through Sunday School we sang songs that said ...Andy loves us, Andy cares for us, Andy provides for us ...""
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Very clever.Originally posted by sexeducation
When Jesus met George Bush at the Gates of heaven ...
he said to himself ... I can't let him in ... 'cause when Clinton lied - noone died.
So he said to Bush ...
I'm going to ask you three questions ...
if you get them right ...
I will let you into heaven ...
The first question is ...
How many days are there in a year?
Bush replied - "that's not fair - I have no advisors to tell me! Come on !!! ...let me think ....I got it 7"
Jesus says - "Seven?"
Bush replied - "Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday "
Jesus says - "Oh man ...okay okay"
Next Question ..."hmmm ... How many seconds are in a year?"
Bush stumbles and bumbles and finally answers - "12"
Jesus says - "what - 12?"
Bush says - ya - "January 2nd, February 2nd"
Jesus frustrated says okay ...
Considering all your "faith based" initiatives what is God's first name ...
Bush immediately replies - "That's no problem - I went to church for years. Andy"
Jesus says - "Andy?"
Bush replies - "Ya ... all through Sunday School we sang songs that said ...Andy loves us, Andy cares for us, Andy provides for us ...""
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wow sexed has a semi funny side.
Often times I wonder why
There's love and hate, theres live or die.
When sickness comes I must decide:
When feelings go, theres suicide.
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