I think the problem lies in the Negro's desperately low intelligence. Hear me out.
With an average IQ of 85 (nearly a full standard deviation from the mean) the negro lacks the intellectual wherewithal to succeed in a white society, yet has been led - cruelly and unfairly - to consider itself as on a par with other humans. Thus the irony is bitter: the negro is so stupid it doesn't realize how stupid it is. With an IQ of 85, it believes almost anything it is told, including the lie that it is intelligent.
So the negro sees humans living in comfortable homes, driving expensive cars, wearing good quality clothes, and not dying of teh AIDS; and it thinks that, since it is the equal of humans, all those material benefits are somehow entitlements to its right, too. In short, the negro is discontented because it *expects* more than it *has*. The trick to restoring the happy, smiling "Uncle Remus" negro of yesteryear is thus to manage its expectations.
We should thus focus our efforts, as a society, on applauding the most minor negro accomplishments, reminding him what a dim bulb he is, and emphasizing that his material lifestyle is proportionate to his IQ. He should be happy with whatever he has, however little that is, because he's too dim to merit more. Thus, an African negro has an IQ of 55 to 60 and drinks water that has been pissed and shat in. An American negro has an IQ of 85 and gets to drink clean water, the same as humans drink. Who's better off? Why, the latter, clearly - because of his higher IQ. The message to the discontented urban negro is: it could be worse.
They'll be happier, we'll be happier, and best of all, my shoes will be shinier.
