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Originally Posted by Amputate Your Head
on how to be a loser fleeing the country and getting fucked in the ass by men with tits from other third world countrys?
please.... I idolize kman... he's the ultimate pimp.  |
ok, ill let u in on some secrets... 1st you gotta learn to finger your ass by yourself.... from what you posted earlier, you're doing that now... great... you're ready for part 2... put small household objects into your ass, like a toothbrush travel case.. ya know, the round plastic case thing... lube it... when u get it in and it doesnt hurt anymore, start wiggling it like you're trying to widen your asshole... when you can do this comfortably, you're ready for the real thing... go down to your local gay club, find the hottest twink or tranny there, tell them you're str8 but wanna get fucked to see if u like it.. they will oblige... then you're well on your way to getting fucked by men all over the world... if you need any further advice, feel free to post it on here... good luck brotha