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I wanna be kman.. is there a school for that?

10-14-2005, 08:08 PM

on how to be a loser fleeing the country and getting fucked in the ass by men with tits from other third world countrys?

please.... I idolize kman... he's the ultimate pimp.

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10-14-2005, 08:09 PM

If you say so....damn, I didn't want to either....I'm just a sheep/

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10-14-2005, 08:10 PM

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10-14-2005, 08:10 PM

Sometimes the way you 2 go on I could swear you were classmates at the same school.

Or at least ones wth a similar curriculum.

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10-14-2005, 08:13 PM

Originally posted by Amputate Your Head

on how to be a loser fleeing the country and getting fucked in the ass by men with tits from other third world countrys?

please.... I idolize kman... he's the ultimate pimp.

ok, ill let u in on some secrets... 1st you gotta learn to finger your ass by yourself.... from what you posted earlier, you're doing that now... great... you're ready for part 2... put small household objects into your ass, like a toothbrush travel case.. ya know, the round plastic case thing... lube it... when u get it in and it doesnt hurt anymore, start wiggling it like you're trying to widen your asshole... when you can do this comfortably, you're ready for the real thing... go down to your local gay club, find the hottest twink or tranny there, tell them you're str8 but wanna get fucked to see if u like it.. they will oblige... then you're well on your way to getting fucked by men all over the world... if you need any further advice, feel free to post it on here... good luck brotha

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10-14-2005, 08:16 PM

Originally posted by kmanrox

ok, ill let u in on some secrets... 1st you gotta learn to finger your ass by yourself.... from what you posted earlier, you're doing that now... great... you're ready for part 2... put small household objects into your ass, like a toothbrush travel case.. ya know, the round plastic case thing... lube it... when u get it in and it doesnt hurt anymore, start wiggling it like you're trying to widen your asshole... when you can do this comfortably, you're ready for the real thing... go down to your local gay club, find the hottest twink or tranny there, tell them you're str8 but wanna get fucked to see if u like it.. they will oblige... then you're well on your way to getting fucked by men all over the world... if you need any further advice, feel free to post it on here... good luck brotha

but how do I find the really hot trannys that think they'll someday be famous pornstars.... and trick them into fucking me in the ass.....

tell us about the tricks and secrets you used in brazil on your "world travels".

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10-14-2005, 08:18 PM

Score Update 1:1

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10-14-2005, 08:20 PM

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but how do I find the really hot trannys that think they'll someday be famous pornstars.... and trick them into fucking me in the ass.....

tell us about the tricks and secrets you used in brazil on your "world travels".

well, in brazil, they're all hookers... u just gotta call them, pay them some cash, and they'll fuck... or do whatever you like... brazil trannies REAK like body odor though, so id recommend finding a thai tranny... their famous all over the world for being hotter than most real women... and you dont have to trick them into fucking you in the ass, they will all do it if their hormone intake permits..... but they dont prefer to do it... and they wont trick you into doing it... they just want you to bussanut so they can get paid

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10-14-2005, 08:53 PM

Originally posted by kmanrox

well, in brazil, they're all hookers... u just gotta call them, pay them some cash, and they'll fuck... or do whatever you like... brazil trannies REAK like body odor though, so id recommend finding a thai tranny... their famous all over the world for being hotter than most real women... and you dont have to trick them into fucking you in the ass, they will all do it if their hormone intake permits..... but they dont prefer to do it... and they wont trick you into doing it... they just want you to bussanut so they can get paid

wow... I feel so priveleged, getting first hand knowledge from faggot traitor #1 himself. Now I can be a skilled world traveler too. All I need now is to give up everything and move to some shit house degenerate country with monkeys running in the streets, sell some fake ass pills on the web, and declare myself a player.

I'll assume at that point you'll hand deliver an official Kman Faggot of Approval Diploma to me and lick my sphincter to send me off on my very own "world travels".

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10-14-2005, 08:54 PM

Originally posted by Amputate Your Head

wow... I feel so priveleged, getting first hand knowledge from faggot traitor #1 himself. Now I can be a skilled world traveler too. All I need now is to give up everything and move to some shit house degenerate country with monkeys running in the streets, sell some fake ass pills on the web, and declare myself a player.

I'll assume at that point you'll hand deliver an official Kman Faggot of Approval Diploma to me and lick my sphincter to send me off on my very own "world travels".

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10-14-2005, 08:55 PM

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10-14-2005, 09:10 PM

amp, here's some pictures of my neighborhood in bangkok;

i live on the top of one of these skyscrapers... 'with the monkeys', of course

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10-14-2005, 09:11 PM

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10-14-2005, 09:12 PM

now before you flipout and hurt yourself in jealousy... remember... i have monkeys living with me... actually 1 pet monkey, a 'slow loris'.... i keep her in a cage though... i hope that doesnt spoil your image of them swinging around trees in my apartment...

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10-14-2005, 09:14 PM

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amp, here's some pictures of my neighborhood in bangkok;

i live on the top of one of these skyscrapers... 'with the monkeys', of course

wow... you should be proud. you live amoung the masses in a massive city. what's the number on the back of your neck? LOL

I am not impressed. I feel sorry for you. Any moron can live in the middle of a city.

it takes skill to live WELL in paradise.

congrats kman. You've achieved what 2 billion others have.

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10-14-2005, 09:19 PM

Originally posted by Amputate Your Head

wow... you should be proud. you live amoung the masses in a massive city. what's the number on the back of your neck? LOL

I am not impressed. I feel sorry for you. Any moron can live in the middle of a city.

it takes skill to live WELL in paradise.

congrats kman. You've achieved what 2 billion others have.

translation: i can't afford to live in a big city, and i have no other excuse as to why i thought bangkok was a forest with monkeys...

and if living with bigfoot, with no view, in hawaii where they hate whitey, is paradise.... you've got a warped view of things... please dont hate me because i have caused this latest, continual nervous breakdown... it's just a knack i have.... no reason to hate on me though

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10-14-2005, 10:58 PM

Bangkok is a bad ass city.
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10-15-2005, 01:20 AM

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Bangkok is a bad ass city.

looks great in the pics

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10-15-2005, 04:52 AM

what? did i 0wn amp AGAIN???

say it aint so!

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