I just farted for so bad that my dog started barking at me

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  • Mr.Right - Banned For Life
    I guarantee it
    • May 2005
    • 18314
    #1

    I just farted for so bad that my dog started barking at me

    It started out really loud and I saw him perk up. It just kept going and going and he was staring at me, after about 4 seconds of constant fart he started barking at me, then at about 7 seconds he got up (still barking) and started walking towards me. The fart stopped, but he still came all the way over to me to sniff around and make sure everything was all right.

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    • 2012
      So Fucking What
      • Jul 2006
      • 17189
      #2
      don't forget to wipe
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        • Tom_PM
          Porn Meister
          • Feb 2005
          • 16443
          #3
          ...and I clicked and read this thread. WHY!!!!????

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            • Scott McD
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              • Nov 2002
              • 67792
              #4
              Maybe he was checking to see if yours were worse than his...


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                • jakethedog
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                  • Jun 2004
                  • 2497
                  #5
                  I laughed even before I clicked .. lol
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                    • Mr.Right - Banned For Life
                      I guarantee it
                      • May 2005
                      • 18314
                      #6
                      That got me thinking.. getting your dog to start howling from a fart would be REALLY impressive.

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                        • gigoloCooper
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                          • Oct 2008
                          • 103
                          #7
                          haha. Let's see Cesar Millan pull that one off.
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                            • David!
                              By the wrath of Agamemnon
                              • Apr 2004
                              • 6501
                              #8
                              Damn, now I can go on with my day
                              .

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                                • notime
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                                  • Jun 2003
                                  • 8027
                                  #9
                                  WTF did you eat ?
                                  lol

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                                    • ultimatebbwdotcom
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                                      • Mar 2006
                                      • 591
                                      #10
                                      massive win
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                                        • A-n-D-r-E-S
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                                          • Aug 2008
                                          • 3949
                                          #11
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                                            • TheSenator
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                                              • Feb 2003
                                              • 13330
                                              #12
                                              I farted so loud once I startled my wife.
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                                                • CurrentlySober
                                                  Too lazy to wipe my ass
                                                  • Aug 2002
                                                  • 38983
                                                  #13
                                                  You wanna blast a log and teach the mutt to chase it!
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                                                    • foghead
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                                                      • May 2007
                                                      • 113
                                                      #14
                                                      Its good to let one rip once in a while..

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                                                        • Martin
                                                          "Assassins"
                                                          • Dec 2001
                                                          • 17274
                                                          #15
                                                          Fart humor always cracks me up.

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                                                            • Joe BrainCash
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                                                              • Mar 2006
                                                              • 2092
                                                              #16
                                                              Worth its own thread?
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                                                                • CyberHustler
                                                                  Masterbaiter
                                                                  • Feb 2006
                                                                  • 28787
                                                                  #17
                                                                  I enjoyed this thread.
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                                                                    • Nicky
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                                                                      • Mar 2003
                                                                      • 30071
                                                                      #18
                                                                      I LOL'ed

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                                                                        • Praha
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                                                                          • Nov 2005
                                                                          • 18
                                                                          #19
                                                                          I spit soda on my keyboard.

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                                                                            • Adam X
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                                                                              • Apr 2002
                                                                              • 2493
                                                                              #20
                                                                              had to laugh at this.. ;-D
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                                                                                • Deej
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                                                                                  • Jun 2005
                                                                                  • 24386
                                                                                  #21


                                                                                  this image in the sig above is PERFECT for this thread!


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                                                                                    • sltr
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                                                                                      • Dec 2002
                                                                                      • 3191
                                                                                      #22
                                                                                      impressive, i don't think i've EVER had a 7 second fart.

                                                                                      i have had farts where the dog will move farther away though.

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                                                                                        • qxm
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                                                                                          • Jul 2006
                                                                                          • 5970
                                                                                          #23
                                                                                          feeling the mighty power unleashed by beans ehh?

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                                                                                            • NicAngel
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                                                                                              • Jun 2008
                                                                                              • 817
                                                                                              #24
                                                                                              audio please!
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                                                                                                • cherrylula
                                                                                                  lol
                                                                                                  • Jan 2002
                                                                                                  • 15969
                                                                                                  #25
                                                                                                  Originally posted by NicAngel
                                                                                                  audio please!
                                                                                                  there was once an audio banner here at GFY that was a massive fart.

                                                                                                  It sure did get a lot of attention.

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                                                                                                    • sltr
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                                                                                                      • Dec 2002
                                                                                                      • 3191
                                                                                                      #26
                                                                                                      Originally posted by cherrylula
                                                                                                      there was once an audio banner here at GFY that was a massive fart.

                                                                                                      It sure did get a lot of attention.
                                                                                                      i remember that, i thought that banner stunk.

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                                                                                                        • FlexxAeon
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                                                                                                          • May 2003
                                                                                                          • 3765
                                                                                                          #27
                                                                                                          first time a thread title made me LOL. kudos
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                                                                                                            • seeandsee
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                                                                                                              • Mar 2006
                                                                                                              • 50945
                                                                                                              #28
                                                                                                              this fart delivers
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                                                                                                                • WinstonTriplexcash
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                                                                                                                  • May 2007
                                                                                                                  • 2192
                                                                                                                  #29
                                                                                                                  Just reading the title of this thread made laugh!

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                                                                                                                    • C-Luv
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                                                                                                                      • May 2008
                                                                                                                      • 3025
                                                                                                                      #30
                                                                                                                      lol, how gross......... and I am still laughing
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                                                                                                                        • L-Pink
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                                                                                                                          • Mar 2005
                                                                                                                          • 39151
                                                                                                                          #31
                                                                                                                          I just called the SPCA.

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                                                                                                                            • BusterBunny
                                                                                                                              perverted justice decoy
                                                                                                                              • Aug 2005
                                                                                                                              • 19291
                                                                                                                              #32
                                                                                                                              i didn't read what you wrote...but the title alone gets 4 orglaughs ;)
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                                                                                                                                • DefaultMan
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                                                                                                                                  • Nov 2006
                                                                                                                                  • 1869
                                                                                                                                  #33
                                                                                                                                  I'm still laughing! Thanks
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                                                                                                                                    • rowan
                                                                                                                                      Too lazy to set a custom title
                                                                                                                                      • Mar 2002
                                                                                                                                      • 17393
                                                                                                                                      #34
                                                                                                                                      How on earth do you hold a 7 second fart? If I try to do it "low and slow" I end up putting. Teach me, O great one

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                                                                                                                                        • Gemhdar
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                                                                                                                                          • Aug 2004
                                                                                                                                          • 204
                                                                                                                                          #35
                                                                                                                                          Originally posted by rowan
                                                                                                                                          How on earth do you hold a 7 second fart? If I try to do it "low and slow" I end up putting. Teach me, O great one


                                                                                                                                          He can possibly help... lol

                                                                                                                                          I laughed quite hard upon opening and reading this thread as well...

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