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  • Lace
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    • Mar 2004
    • 16116

    #1

    What can you do about a barking dog?

    The stupid fuck has been outside for the past 30 minutes or so barking non-stop and my dog is sitting here growling at the window.

    I've called the police and they said they basicly cant do shit but give me a number to animal control to call tomorrow and issue them a ciatation.

    I don't know whos fuckin dog it is. I walked out there and the bastard came running at me.

    Im going to go back out in 20 minutes and if he is out there, I'll put him down myself.
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  • Easton
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    • Sep 2002
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    #2
    shoot the owner
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    • Lace
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      • Mar 2004
      • 16116

      #3
      Originally posted by Easton
      shoot the owner
      If I knew who that was...
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      • wdsguy
        Ryde or Die
        • Dec 2002
        • 19568

        #4
        kick it in da nutz

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        • ztik
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          • Aug 2001
          • 5196

          #5
          mix drano with hamburger
          huck over fence
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          • SpikeHeel
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            • Oct 2003
            • 1531

            #6
            feed him..just throw some waste food, maybe dog is hungry.just don't go near him, theres a possibilty that he will bite you...remember the rabies.

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            • Lace
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              • Mar 2004
              • 16116

              #7
              Originally posted by ztik
              mix drano with hamburger
              huck over fence
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              • Lace
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                • Mar 2004
                • 16116

                #8
                Originally posted by SpikeHeel
                feed him..just throw some waste food, maybe dog is hungry.just don't go near him, theres a possibilty that he will bite you...remember the rabies.
                Well im not going out without any "tools"
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                • the_wizz
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                  • Dec 2003
                  • 1633

                  #9
                  The cops cannot do anything except give the owner a noise citation.

                  Animal control will either take the dog (if its loose) or write a citation/warning to the owner.

                  Don't kill the dog. Its only doing what it knows how to do.
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                  • Spunky
                    I need a beer
                    • Jun 2002
                    • 133978

                    #10
                    Try holding his mouth shut

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                    • Fred Quimby
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                      • Jul 2004
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                      #11

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                      • Lace
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                        • Mar 2004
                        • 16116

                        #12
                        Originally posted by the_wizz
                        The cops cannot do anything except give the owner a noise citation.

                        Animal control will either take the dog (if its loose) or write a citation/warning to the owner.

                        Don't kill the dog. Its only doing what it knows how to do.
                        So that leaves me with which option[s]

                        None.


                        He's still barking, t minus 15 minutes.
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                        • D-man
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                          • Aug 2001
                          • 1291

                          #13
                          shoot it - (if it's yours)

                          shoot the owner - (if it's not yours)

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                          • Lace
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                            • Mar 2004
                            • 16116

                            #14
                            Originally posted by D-man
                            shoot it - (if it's yours)

                            shoot the owner - (if it's not yours)
                            Once again, not mine, and I don't know the owner.
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                            • Vendzilla
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                              • Mar 2004
                              • 23200

                              #15
                              Makes me glad I own an AR-15
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                              • Theodor S. Geisel
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                                • Jul 2003
                                • 349

                                #16
                                Originally posted by D-man
                                shoot it - (if it's yours)

                                shoot the owner - (if it's not yours)
                                Generally, if it's in YOUR yard and you OWN the yard, then you can blow the dog's brains out. Otherwise, just mace it over and over.
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                                • Lace
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                                  • Mar 2004
                                  • 16116

                                  #17
                                  Originally posted by Theodor S. Geisel
                                  Generally, if it's in YOUR yard and you OWN the yard, then you can blow the dog's brains out. Otherwise, just mace it over and over.
                                  hmmmmmmmmmmmm
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                                  • Theodor S. Geisel
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                                    • Jul 2003
                                    • 349

                                    #18
                                    Originally posted by Lace
                                    hmmmmmmmmmmmm
                                    It wouldn't do anything to the noise level, but a change in barking pitch would notify the owner, if it gave a damn about the stupid dog.

                                    People should learn to control their animals.

                                    I hope Xster joins this thread. He'd love to discuss this with you.
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                                    • Methodcash Rick
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                                      • Jul 2004
                                      • 1720

                                      #19
                                      This always works for me..

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                                      • Sharky
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                                        • Mar 2002
                                        • 4938

                                        #20
                                        What are you, A Pussy?

                                        Go out there and kick the fucking dog out of your yard.
                                        Stop hiding inside like a bitch scared of a cockroach.
                                        Sharky

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                                        • candyflip
                                          Carpe Visio
                                          • Jul 2002
                                          • 43074

                                          #21

                                          Spend you some brain.
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                                          • PersianKitty
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                                            • Jul 2001
                                            • 7785

                                            #22
                                            Originally posted by Lace
                                            The stupid fuck has been outside for the past 30 minutes or so barking non-stop and my dog is sitting here growling at the window.

                                            I've called the police and they said they basicly cant do shit but give me a number to animal control to call tomorrow and issue them a ciatation.

                                            I don't know whos fuckin dog it is. I walked out there and the bastard came running at me.

                                            Im going to go back out in 20 minutes and if he is out there, I'll put him down myself.
                                            gee..sure ..why not.. it's only a misdemeanor in most states.

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                                            • devilspost
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                                              • Feb 2004
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                                              #23
                                              spray with waterhose.

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                                              • jollyperv
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                                                • Nov 2001
                                                • 3927

                                                #24
                                                Ear plugs.

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                                                • BRISK
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                                                  • Feb 2003
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                                                  #25
                                                  I hate that
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                                                  • TondaB
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                                                    • May 2002
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                                                    #26
                                                    What kind of dog is it?
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                                                    • Lace
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                                                      • Mar 2004
                                                      • 16116

                                                      #27
                                                      big ass rotty...stupid fuckin neighbors let him in right as i was walking back out...
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                                                      • emthree
                                                        Dialer Kingpin
                                                        • Jun 2003
                                                        • 10816

                                                        #28
                                                        Option #1: Bark back
                                                        Option #2: Throw some food across the street so it will go there. Do not feed it infront of your house, it will come back.
                                                        Option #3: Stop being such a fucking pussy and grow some balls.

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                                                        • rollinthunder
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                                                          • Sep 2004
                                                          • 359

                                                          #29
                                                          My dogs bark all night this time of the year and they live outside. The wolves instigate, its natural behavior, I've never had a complaint although I'm at least a couple hundred feet from the closest house.

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                                                          • John3
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                                                            • May 2003
                                                            • 1214

                                                            #30
                                                            Originally posted by jollyperv
                                                            Ear plugs.
                                                            for Lace's dog?

                                                            Hook 'em.

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