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  • hahmike
    So Fucking Banned
    • May 2002
    • 2488
    #1

    HOLY sssshhhhiiiitttt!

    i was feeling a little tired, so i decided to get the laptop, climb into bed and load up gfy.

    now, i need a piss. i just glanced downwards and i could ^^swear^^ that i just saw a huge spider dash across the floor.

    i hate spiders. i'm not sure if i can make it to the bathroom in one piece, and i don't want to piss the bed.

    what should i do?!!

    looks like i'm going to have to make a naked dash for the bathroom.
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    • Shooter
      Confirmed User
      • Apr 2001
      • 2842
      #2
      piss onto the carpet from the bed, should keep the spider away too

      2 birds, 1 stone

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        • xxxChamp
          Confirmed User
          • May 2002
          • 199
          #3
          ?... I quess your fucked

          even you piss in bed or the spider gonna get you.
          You want me to say a pray for you?
          Last edited by xxxChamp; 08-05-2002, 07:59 AM.

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            • Beastiepoo
              Confirmed User
              • Mar 2002
              • 1971
              #4
              Um, I can understand the fear of spiders thing although regardless it will not wait under the bed for your foot to touch the floor and then rush you. Don't fear attack, just go pee.
              Dammit! My timing SUCKS!
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                • B40
                  Confirmed User
                  • Jul 2001
                  • 7020
                  #5
                  Go to sleep and it'll crawl into your mouth and you'll swallow it.

                  It'll be gone and you won't have to worry about it again.

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                    • hahmike
                      So Fucking Banned
                      • May 2002
                      • 2488
                      #6
                      it was fast, that's what i'm worring about.

                      faster than me, i think.

                      i haven't pissed the bed in maybe 13 years. this is an unlucky number...

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                        • -=HUNGRYMAN=-
                          Confirmed User
                          • Jun 2001
                          • 4751
                          #7
                          http://www.sacland.com/mospooka.swf

                          Last edited by Eric; 08-06-2002, 01:03 PM.

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                            • Chauncy
                              Confirmed User
                              • Jun 2002
                              • 642
                              #8
                              situations like that are why I keep an empty super big gulp cup next to my bed
                              Sell a man a fish, he eats for a day, teach a man how to fish, you ruin a wonderful business opportunity. -Karl Marx

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                                • roseyrid
                                  Confirmed User
                                  • Feb 2002
                                  • 1058
                                  #9
                                  Originally posted by -=HUNGRYMAN=-
                                  http://www.sacland.com/mospooka.swf

                                  THATS AWESOME!
                                  Last edited by Eric; 08-06-2002, 01:04 PM.

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                                    • -=HUNGRYMAN=-
                                      Confirmed User
                                      • Jun 2001
                                      • 4751
                                      #10

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                                        • jizz mopper
                                          Confirmed User
                                          • Aug 2002
                                          • 136
                                          #11
                                          Maybe if he bites you you'll get super powers

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                                            • Alky
                                              Confirmed User
                                              • Apr 2002
                                              • 5651
                                              #12
                                              i hadnt gotten down to the flash yet, i looked at my speakers as if they were posessed.

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                                                • Eric
                                                  Confirmed User
                                                  • Dec 2000
                                                  • 8818
                                                  #13
                                                  Originally posted by -=HUNGRYMAN=-
                                                  http://www.sacland.com/mospooka.swf
                                                  Can you do us all a favor and anything you decide you would like to bless us with that has sound. Just point us to it so we don't have to listen to it every time the thread opens.

                                                  Thanks
                                                  No One

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                                                    • RogerV
                                                      Banned!
                                                      • Jul 2002
                                                      • 12591
                                                      #14
                                                      Originally posted by -=HUNGRYMAN=-
                                                      http://www.sacland.com/mospooka.swf
                                                      Now you really got him freaked Ha Ha

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                                                        • FierceHost
                                                          Confirmed User
                                                          • Apr 2002
                                                          • 424
                                                          #15
                                                          shoulda pised in a cup
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                                                            • -=HUNGRYMAN=-
                                                              Confirmed User
                                                              • Jun 2001
                                                              • 4751
                                                              #16
                                                              Originally posted by Eric_aka_RedEyes


                                                              Can you do us all a favor and anything you decide you would like to bless us with that has sound. Just point us to it so we don't have to listen to it every time the thread opens.

                                                              Thanks
                                                              ALRIGHT

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                                                                • SpyCam
                                                                  PoiSEO.com
                                                                  • Apr 2001
                                                                  • 1201
                                                                  #17
                                                                  Don't be affraid of that spider. Boneprone fucked that spider anyways :D

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