What's the STRANGEST thing, you've ever put in a girl's pussy?

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  • GatorB
    The Demon & 12clicks
    • Oct 2001
    • 18208

    #51
    cheese grater
    cactus
    2 liter bottle fo coke( fat end first )
    butternut squash

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    • germ
      ( o Y o )
      • Oct 2002
      • 3108

      #52
      my entire left leg.

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      • PenetratinP
        Confirmed User
        • Aug 2002
        • 2689

        #53


        clutch lever from a '00 yamaha r6

        wtf was i thinking?.....she tasted like metal for a week.

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        • NinjaSteve
          Too lazy to set a custom title
          • Dec 2003
          • 11089

          #54
          Originally posted by chase
          Hmmm, I've had a few idiots' dicks in my pussy, lol, but not a whole idiot-ouch!. Not at the same time though.

          I did have a small mag-lite encounter once, though.
          hahahahaha
          ...

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          • swedguy
            Confirmed User
            • Jan 2002
            • 7981

            #55
            Originally posted by PenetratinP
            .....she tasted like metal for a week.
            Are you sure it wasn't that she had her period?

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            • PenetratinP
              Confirmed User
              • Aug 2002
              • 2689

              #56
              Originally posted by swedguy
              Are you sure it wasn't that she had her period?



              that's a good point....

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              • nofx
                Too lazy to set a custom title
                • Nov 2002
                • 16826

                #57
                a wine bottle

                Often times I wonder why
                There's love and hate, theres live or die.
                When sickness comes I must decide:
                When feelings go, theres suicide.

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                • fuct
                  Confirmed User
                  • Dec 2001
                  • 203

                  #58
                  outside of my fist and a couple more fingers + some of her fingers...

                  i would have say the other thing would be some loose change from my pocket. needless to say she wasn't too happy once she found out what i stuck up in there.
                  Last edited by fuct; 10-06-2004, 03:45 PM.
                  code monkey

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                  • chase
                    Confirmed User
                    • Jul 2004
                    • 6019

                    #59
                    Originally posted by punkworld


                    ?
                    LOL, If I had to guess I'd say it was the Mini Maglite. It wasn't my husband that did the honors; it was before he and I got together, but he knows about it, and when the cop was here a week or two ago he made a comment about borrowing his Maglite...Of course the cop didn't get it, but I turned red as can be!

                    I've only ever stuck fingers up anyone else's pussy, but I'm willing to expand into more unusual objects should any ladies ask.
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                    • FlyingIguana
                      aspiring banker
                      • Mar 2002
                      • 10870

                      #60
                      my dick

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                      • MikeVega
                        **Porntrepreneur**
                        • Jul 2004
                        • 12788

                        #61
                        I see that someone posted a maglite....before i was in this biz....i did alittle bartending. we had a girl that worked there ...about 19 and really hot...she said she thought she could handle a large maglite...so that night after everyone took off we got the lite and a condom and she took it down to the button...while my buddy was hitting it with the lite ....i got head....then we did the switch...i miss that girl......not the strangest but it sticks out in the mind.....


                        Mike Vega-ICQ:253868499-AIM:mikeydicevega

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                        • EZRhino
                          Confirmed User
                          • Jul 2003
                          • 6258

                          #62
                          Originally posted by Jensen
                          http://www.objectfreaks.com/main.html ... everything from fishing rods to huge plants..
                          That domain name says it all

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                          • Vitasoy
                            GFY HALL OF FAME DAMMIT!!!
                            • Oct 2003
                            • 58202

                            #63
                            My foot, foot sex to a whole new level


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                            • germ
                              ( o Y o )
                              • Oct 2002
                              • 3108

                              #64
                              a 1968 volkswagon beetle.

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                              • Zoe_Zoebaboe
                                Confirmed User
                                • Jul 2002
                                • 4463

                                #65
                                bubble gum lollypop.

                                It was great to use the pop on some chick who was tied down at the time with another guy watching.

                                It was even funner for the guys girlfriend to come home thinking it was just an ordinary lollypop and started sucking on it.


                                Hot just got hotter :P
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                                • FuckFind
                                  Confirmed User
                                  • Feb 2003
                                  • 1188

                                  #66
                                  Originally posted by Kard63
                                  I second this. Not worth the try, melts quick yO.

                                  FF

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                                  • chase
                                    Confirmed User
                                    • Jul 2004
                                    • 6019

                                    #67
                                    Originally posted by Zoe_Zoebaboe
                                    bubble gum lollypop.

                                    It was great to use the pop on some chick who was tied down at the time with another guy watching.

                                    It was even funner for the guys girlfriend to come home thinking it was just an ordinary lollypop and started sucking on it.


                                    Hot just got hotter :P

                                    Zoe, does this kinda thing happen in your circles frequently? If so, I want to hang out with you!
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                                    • Basic_man
                                      Programming King Pin
                                      • Oct 2003
                                      • 27360

                                      #68
                                      My cock?
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                                      • Marcus Aurelius
                                        No Refunds Issued.
                                        • Apr 2003
                                        • 14809

                                        #69
                                        Originally posted by snowpimp
                                        one of those 1.5 foot long candycanes, made it taste good!
                                        The candy cane or the pussy?

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                                        • NoCarrier
                                          We need more free porn
                                          • Mar 2002
                                          • 16356

                                          #70

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                                          • smack
                                            Push Porn Like Weight.
                                            • Mar 2002
                                            • 10652

                                            #71
                                            Originally posted by NoCarrier

                                            Cry havoc and let slip the dogs of war.

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                                            • Marcus Aurelius
                                              No Refunds Issued.
                                              • Apr 2003
                                              • 14809

                                              #72
                                              Originally posted by NoCarrier
                                              Led Zeppelin?

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                                              • smack
                                                Push Porn Like Weight.
                                                • Mar 2002
                                                • 10652

                                                #73
                                                Originally posted by Zoe_Zoebaboe
                                                bubble gum lollypop.

                                                It was great to use the pop on some chick who was tied down at the time with another guy watching.

                                                It was even funner for the guys girlfriend to come home thinking it was just an ordinary lollypop and started sucking on it.


                                                Hot just got hotter :P
                                                that is FUCKING hot.
                                                Cry havoc and let slip the dogs of war.

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                                                • SomeCreep
                                                  :glugglug
                                                  • Mar 2003
                                                  • 26118

                                                  #74
                                                  A small midget

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                                                  • NoCarrier
                                                    We need more free porn
                                                    • Mar 2002
                                                    • 16356

                                                    #75
                                                    Originally posted by mdcq
                                                    Led Zeppelin?
                                                    Trouts

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                                                    • NoCarrier
                                                      We need more free porn
                                                      • Mar 2002
                                                      • 16356

                                                      #76
                                                      Originally posted by SomeCreep
                                                      A small midget
                                                      Midgets are available in different sizes?

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                                                      • smack
                                                        Push Porn Like Weight.
                                                        • Mar 2002
                                                        • 10652

                                                        #77
                                                        Originally posted by NoCarrier
                                                        Midgets are available in different sizes?
                                                        available in a range of sizes and flavors.
                                                        Cry havoc and let slip the dogs of war.

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                                                        • Raf1
                                                          Too lazy to set a custom title
                                                          • Oct 2003
                                                          • 12117

                                                          #78
                                                          Originally posted by polish_aristocrat
                                                          Hehe, I should try it one day. Was she happy with it?
                                                          she started laughing and wiggling around on the bed, but pulled it out pretty quickly. It didn't give her much pleasure. I usually have silly ideas when I'm drunk and she was one of those fun loving girls...
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                                                          • Oncle_Benny
                                                            Confirmed User
                                                            • Mar 2004
                                                            • 1595

                                                            #79
                                                            Originally posted by Manowar
                                                            a lion

                                                            ICQ : 318-084-904

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                                                            • ItBurnsWhenIpee
                                                              Confirmed User
                                                              • Jan 2003
                                                              • 1288

                                                              #80


                                                              It started out as a bicycle but I lost half of it in her.

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