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  • gangbangjoe
    Ronin
    • May 2004
    • 17693

    #51
    your teeth are like stars ---- yellow and far apart




    you look like an angel ----- 20 years dead

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    • Fred Quimby
      Confirmed User
      • Jul 2004
      • 5430

      #52
      Are you a Tranny?

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      • mary34d
        Confirmed User
        • Aug 2003
        • 3358

        #53
        " I make a great breakfast"


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        • alexg
          IL4L.com
          • Aug 2003
          • 11287

          #54
          Originally posted by Fred Quimby
          Are you a Tranny?


          at a nude beach, find some hot topless chick and say "I like your bikini"

          Find fuck buddies in your area!

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          • NiteRain
            Confirmed User
            • Jul 2002
            • 600

            #55
            LOL, actually I take the honest approach, usually works. Also doesn't hurt to be funny, or funny looking.
            AIM: PerlScriptor

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            • spamofon
              Confirmed User
              • Jun 2003
              • 2999

              #56
              Originally posted by Xster
              you must be good with computers, because youre giving me a hard drive

              LOL!!!!!!! I PICKED UP A HOT LATINO YESTERDAY WITH THIS ONES!!!

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              • NoCarrier
                We need more free porn
                • Mar 2002
                • 16356

                #57
                "Your pussy doesn't seem to smell like tuna"

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                • WiredGuy
                  Pounding Googlebot
                  • Aug 2002
                  • 34516

                  #58
                  I have traffic!
                  I play with Google.

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                  • AdultNex
                    Confirmed User
                    • Feb 2003
                    • 8985

                    #59
                    Originally posted by gangbangjoe
                    your teeth are like stars ---- yellow and far apart




                    you look like an angel ----- 20 years dead

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