Does Your Cat Kick Ass?

Yea that made sense LOL.

I have an outdoors cat (just during daylight hours). He is very large, confident, friendly cat. Since I am downtown, you don't see too many cats wandering around so everyone has noticed or played with him or he has followed them into their apartments for a visit...Sometimes he will lie on the busy sidewalk and make people/dogs/bikes...go around him. I live across the street from the ocean, so he likes eating seagulls.

Get a real fucking pet...like a dog.

My buddy had a lab that, if he got out, would chase down the cats and literally eat them. Nothing left of the pussy but the fur. Damn dog killed almost all the cats in the neighborhood.

My beloved cat is called Gollum. He has Down's syndrome, (yes cats can get it too), and an enlarged heart. Every day that I have him with me is a day that I'm happy. He's so sweet and stupid, poor guy. His tail ges out for about 3 inches before it curls in on itself in a big knot. That's the way he was laying in utero, and that's how he developed.

He's cuddly and loves me like nothing else. I am his personal human, though he likes to get attention from anyone and everyone. He sleeps with me, follows me around like a lost puppy, and when he meows at me, I swear to all that's holy he says, "Mom?"

Lemme get a couple of pics of him for posting purposes.

Mean no, pimp yeah

Cats are the best. This is my little devil Smokey. Last month he got 3 years old.

Oh, a few years ago a guy moved in across the yard and had one of those pet bull mastiffs. The dog was cool and he would walk it around the neighborhood no prob. Then one day I heard alot of meowing and growling and an Armenian lady who lives next door started screaming and I bolted out the door and knew his dog had gotten hold of someone's cat. All the cats in the neighborhood visit everyone's house so I was worried. That dog literally tore the cat in half and was chewin on the ass end while the front end of the cat was still alive and was trying to crawl under a car!

That guy grabbed his dog and started kickin' it's ass but we said the dog was just being a dog and he should have had it leashed like he was supposed to.

Too many people in Hollywood walk their dogs without a leash and when the dog gets hit by a car or shot they act all stupid.

The other day some gang kid had a pit bull on a leash he couldn't control. He rolled up on me with that mutt and I told him in no uncertain terms to secure the animal. He said 'What?' to me and I went for my shit. He had no idea I was about to shoot the dog and beat his ass with the dog's carcass. He backed down and went down the street and when I was at class the cops who go there too asked me what was wrong and I told em' and they told me they had just arrested this dumb fuck before I arrived.

I grew up raising dogs and have fought off three at a time and I mean dobermans. If you're not trained don't try it and I was only 16 at the time. Nowadays I can break a dog in half.

I had a St. Bernard/Wolfhound that was HUGE and strong as a bull. We would wrestle alot and he was no-fucking-joke. We raised pits in Brooklyn a few years ago and that litter was champion material so I know what I'm doing with a pit or a mastif.

There are definitely some cats I would not mess with! Some get like 20lbs! Some rabbits get that big too and you do not wanna fight one. Rabbits can turn around in their skin and put more bites on you than a crackhead childhood friend.

I saw a rabbit fuck a dog up so bad they had to put the dog to sleep. The rabbit had latched onto the dog's snout and damn near bit it in half. The wound got infected so bad that the vet had no choices. That rabbit dragged that dog under a chicken coop and wouldn't let fucking go! They do like gators, they latch on and spin til they tear something off. Took two men to haul that rabbit out afterward.

here is my mean motherfucker

WOW..

That cat is beautiful.

thanx bro.....

That cat is a masterpiece!

Look at that coat! You can tell right off the bat that you take excellent care of it. As a painter I can literally see how to paint that cat with oils or watercolor immediately.

How old is it?

NICE! That's a happy lookin' cat! You can also tell you take great care of it. Clean looking coat, bright eyes, clean nose.

do you feed it store food or your own mix or let it fend for itself with critters?

I'm fixin' to move back to the country and I'll be getting 2 or 3 cats as they get rid of pests.

cool! this cat rocks