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  • Greg B
    So Fucking Banned
    • Jul 2001
    • 7014

    #1

    Does Your Cat Kick Ass?

    I've known two cats that have my vote for 'Kick Ass'!

    One was a tabby male that was so ruthless a mouser that mice used to hang out OUTSIDE his apartment until he left to go outside.

    We used to always know when he was home with my pal who owned him and the store owner who lived downstairs used to love that cat cause he would fuck up some mice bad. The mice were there because there was a lot nearby with garbage. If you played with that cat you had to put on boxing gloves cause he would fuck you up. One day my pal was fussing with him and this cat grabbed his glove and latched onto the carpet and almost pulled his ass down to the floor. Amazing.

    Another cat is a neighbor's cat here in California. I saw this cat jump six feet straight up in the air and snag a fucking bird from a fig tree and the bird was wrapped in the leaf like a damned taco. That shit was amazing! This cat is the terror of the neighborhood and he is BIG. He has kicked possums asses and big ass rats and even one day I went into my yard and saw a pile of feathers that looked like a new carpet had been layed down and in the middle was a fucking hawk that this cat had gotten hold of that morning and fucked it up. There were feathers EVERYWHERE. I didn't know a bird had that many feathers. I've seen some hawks and some are small and some big. This one was medium sized and young. No flaws except a broken neck and a missing head top.

    Did you or do you own a cat that is a bad ass?
  • 8 Characters
    So Fucking Banned
    • Jan 2005
    • 2336

    #2
    No, I really think my cat is a punce. He's afraid of everything that moves, and can't be in room alone.

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    • escorpio
      I love to racism, bro!
      • Oct 2002
      • 23487

      #3
      single male + cat = gay
      Unvaxxed, still alive.

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      • Greg B
        So Fucking Banned
        • Jul 2001
        • 7014

        #4
        Originally posted by 8 Characters
        No, I really think my cat is a punce. He's afraid of everything that moves, and can't be in room alone.
        How old is it? I don't own one now but I've had a few cats growing up. All were tough asses. Especially in the country. Fucking cats in the country will take on anything. I didn't know the meaning of "Looked like something the cat dragged in" until we moved to the country. I went into the kitchen and saw this fragged up furry thing on the floor and the cat had dug up a groundhog and fucked it up and dragged it in the house. It was a small one but it took a lot to haul that thing in through the doggie door.

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        • Loryn
          Super Connector
          • Jul 2003
          • 12853

          #5
          Yes I do. His name is Ralph and he is bad ass. He is a great hunter but his thing is people. He has attacked my nephew, my niece and a co-worker. They were bleeding every where. He comes up to you nice and sweet and wants to sniff ya out. Then if you stick your hand down and start to pet or play with him for some reason he gets aggravated and stands up on his back legs and starts biting the shit out of you at the same time he is screaming too. It's kinda creepy. He makes you bleed with his bites. I love him so much. But I did make him that way. I always taught him to fight and to fight on top.

          He is not huge but he is mean. And he is my boy!



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          • Porterrun
            Confirmed User
            • Oct 2003
            • 142

            #6
            sadly yes
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            • AlienQ - BANNED FOR LIFE
              best designer on GFY
              • Mar 2003
              • 30307

              #7


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              • BlingDaddy
                Confirmed User
                • Apr 2004
                • 6343

                #8
                Originally posted by Loryn-Adult.com
                Yes I do. His name is Ralph and he is bad ass. He is a great hunter but his thing is people. He has attacked my nephew, my niece and a co-worker. They were bleeding every where. He comes up to you nice and sweet and wants to sniff ya out. Then if you stick your hand down and start to pet or play with him for some reason he gets aggravated and stands up on his back legs and starts biting the shit out of you at the same time he is screaming too. It's kinda creepy. He makes you bleed with his bites. I love him so much. But I did make him that way. I always taught him to fight and to fight on top.

                He is not huge but he is mean. And he is my boy!
                This sound like my cat "Flash". He's 7. He's a major bad ass. (He's an Egyptian Mau). He's the only cat I know that's been pepper sprayed by a cop, but that's a LONG story.
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                • Greg B
                  So Fucking Banned
                  • Jul 2001
                  • 7014

                  #9
                  Originally posted by Loryn-Adult.com
                  Yes I do. His name is Ralph and he is bad ass. He is a great hunter but his thing is people. He has attacked my nephew, my niece and a co-worker. They were bleeding every where. He comes up to you nice and sweet and wants to sniff ya out. Then if you stick your hand down and start to pet or play with him for some reason he gets aggravated and stands up on his back legs and starts biting the shit out of you at the same time he is screaming too. It's kinda creepy. He makes you bleed with his bites. I love him so much. But I did make him that way. I always taught him to fight and to fight on top.

                  He is not huge but he is mean. And he is my boy!



                  Geez! That's freakin' dangerous to have a cat like that. Lucky nobody sued you for it. Didn't the victims get upset?

                  It's a beautiful looking cat though.

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                  • Greg B
                    So Fucking Banned
                    • Jul 2001
                    • 7014

                    #10
                    Originally posted by AlienQ


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                    2005.

                    That's a gorgeous lookin' cat! How old?

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                    • Babaganoosh
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                      • Nov 2001
                      • 15841

                      #11
                      Originally posted by escorpio
                      single male + cat = gay
                      I am a single male who has a cat, likes girls and can kick your ass.
                      I like pie.

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                      • steve90
                        Confirmed User
                        • Oct 2003
                        • 2397

                        #12
                        Originally posted by escorpio
                        single male + cat = gay
                        you silly goose that is so not true

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                        • AlienQ - BANNED FOR LIFE
                          best designer on GFY
                          • Mar 2003
                          • 30307

                          #13
                          Originally posted by Greg B
                          That's a gorgeous lookin' cat! How old?
                          She is 5 now and has an MBA.

                          Massive Bad Attitude

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                          • escorpio
                            I love to racism, bro!
                            • Oct 2002
                            • 23487

                            #14
                            Originally posted by Babaganoosh
                            I am a single male who has a cat, likes girls and can kick your ass.
                            Sure you can, Mary.
                            Unvaxxed, still alive.

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                            • Papi Chulo
                              Confirmed User
                              • Sep 2005
                              • 167

                              #15
                              single male + cat = gay

                              DITTO!
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