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wtf is up with the word "cock" anyways? i never hear any normal people in the real world every say that shit. everyone always says dick. cock sounds so fucking stupid. i guess it's just a nerdy porn term...Comment
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Sensless sig placement.Every Day... Bling Daddy's Masturbation Station!
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The Daily Bag of Douche - Humor at it's FINEST.Comment
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There is a reason he lives in Canada.. He can always blame "well it's cold outside"
You know it's bad when I am 1/2 azn living in Florida and not having to worry about how big someones cock is =)Comment
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As long as they don't say penis, i don't mind so much...Originally posted by StickyGreenwtf is up with the word "cock" anyways? i never hear any normal people in the real world every say that shit. everyone always says dick. cock sounds so fucking stupid. i guess it's just a nerdy porn term...
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just turn the lights off so she wont notice. then do your tricks in the dark. LOLComment
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Shave your cock and balls.
Lose the beer belly.
Hold your nose, close your mouth and BLOW REAL HARD!!!!
I Love Bubble Butt Latinas!!!!Comment
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Only have it on display when you are laying on your back
Shave just the bit at the base - to about 1 inch above
Ive heard that works ;)Comment





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