I was thinking more a long the lines of "Hi, I'm an Adult.com affiliate that makes you thousands and thousands of dollars each month. I'm offended that pink haired freaks are getting special treatement from new admins. I want my name written in 40 point font and rainbow colored.".
Of course I'm kidding. Also, I'm still busy writing my complaint about Halcyon's comparrison of Burningman to Mecca in such a way as to guarantee that Muslims everywhere become really offended. Could be an explosive experience for you two.
Note: I really am kidding.