My neighbor's dog just shit on my lawn and this pencil necked asshole walks

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  • OWNED
    So Fucking Banned
    • Mar 2004
    • 852

    #1

    My neighbor's dog just shit on my lawn and this pencil necked asshole walks

    away without picking it up. Should I kick his ass? I only have cats, how do I get my cats to be vicious?
  • baddog
    So Fucking Banned
    • Apr 2001
    • 107089

    #2
    Originally posted by OWNED
    I only have cats, how do I get my cats to be vicious?
    water works well

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    • hydro
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      • Dec 2003
      • 4216

      #3
      take a shit on his car

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      • Shaddam IV
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        • Sep 2004
        • 810

        #4
        a shovel, a quick study in trajectories and your shit trebuchet is awaiting orders!

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        • wdsguy
          Ryde or Die
          • Dec 2002
          • 19568

          #5
          get some dog shit, put it in a paper bag, light it on fire, put it on his doorstep and ring the doorbell

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          • OWNED
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            • Mar 2004
            • 852

            #6
            haha, i like the shit catapult idea.

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            • Danny Dukes
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              #7
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              • nofx
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                • Nov 2002
                • 16826

                #8
                so what? its the ground, dogs shit their often.
                were you planning on rolling around in your lawn anytime soon or something? I wouldnt even worry about it.

                Often times I wonder why
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                • OWNED
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                  • Mar 2004
                  • 852

                  #9
                  Originally posted by nofx
                  so what? its the ground, dogs shit their often.
                  were you planning on rolling around in your lawn anytime soon or something? I wouldnt even worry about it.
                  says the dog owner..

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                  • nofx
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                    • Nov 2002
                    • 16826

                    #10
                    Originally posted by OWNED
                    says the dog owner..
                    I dont have a dog, I only have one cat.

                    IF you had a dog, would you actually want to pick up its shit ? fuck no. so please, dont be a drama lawn queen.

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                    • OWNED
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                      • Mar 2004
                      • 852

                      #11
                      Originally posted by nofx
                      I dont have a dog, I only have one cat.

                      IF you had a dog, would you actually want to pick up its shit ? fuck no. so please, dont be a drama lawn queen.
                      Do you enjoy having piles of shit all over your lawn so you can't even walk out safe ?

                      It's commont sense.

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                      • bangman
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                        • Sep 2004
                        • 5283

                        #12
                        Originally posted by nofx
                        I dont have a dog, I only have one cat.

                        IF you had a dog, would you actually want to pick up its shit ? fuck no. so please, dont be a drama lawn queen.
                        It is very common for a responsible dog owner to pick up after their dog.
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                        • stev0
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                          • Aug 2003
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                          #13
                          Originally posted by nofx
                          I dont have a dog, I only have one cat.

                          IF you had a dog, would you actually want to pick up its shit ? fuck no. so please, dont be a drama lawn queen.
                          It's a good thing you don't have a dog... it's the law. Plus, it's just common curtosy not to leave piles of shit on peoples lawns.

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                          • Furious_Male
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                            • Oct 2003
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                            #14
                            Grab a shovel and just fling it on his lawn. Do that enough he will get the message.
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                            • Phoenix
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                              • Nov 2002
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                              #15
                              pick it up and bring it to him.

                              let himknow you work from home and watch him do this all the time and you dont appreciate his actions. Ask him to stop and start being responsible.

                              then


                              tell him next time you wont return it, but you doubt the dog will ever be able to shit again either.
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                              • Sama
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                                • Aug 2002
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                                #16
                                drama lawn queen

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                                • Goonx
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                                  • May 2002
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                                  #17
                                  pick it up, put it in a bag, leave it by his door

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                                  • crockett
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                                    • May 2003
                                    • 76818

                                    #18
                                    Dude would you want to pick shit up and carry it around? I know I sure as hell wouldn't. Feel blessed you don't have to fertilize your lawn this month, he did you a favor.
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                                    • Peaches
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                                      • Oct 2002
                                      • 13933

                                      #19
                                      Originally posted by Phoenix
                                      pick it up and bring it to him.

                                      let himknow you work from home and watch him do this all the time and you dont appreciate his actions. Ask him to stop and start being responsible.

                                      then


                                      tell him next time you wont return it, but you doubt the dog will ever be able to shit again either.
                                      Except for the threat against the dog, that's an excellent idea

                                      When I lived in a subdivision where I walked my dogs I always took plastic grocery bags with me. Put one on your hand, pick it up, turn it inside out, tie and you're set. It ain't rocket science but some people are too rude to care about their neighbors

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                                      • n3in
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                                        • Jan 2004
                                        • 1377

                                        #20
                                        Originally posted by Goonx
                                        pick it up, put it in a bag, leave it by his door
                                        maybe you'll get lucky and he'll stick his hand in the bag without looking...or smelling
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                                        • StuartD
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                                          • Jul 2002
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                                          #21
                                          pellet gun.

                                          You'd be surprised how fast a dog will turn on it's owner when it gets a stinger in the ass.
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                                          • Eric
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                                            • Dec 2000
                                            • 8818

                                            #22
                                            I think you should pull a Hank! Grab the paper head for his lawn drop your drawers and let the soft serve flow. Picking up dog shit is one thing. Let him have to clean up YOUR shit!
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                                            • kenny
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                                              • Mar 2002
                                              • 7245

                                              #23
                                              Go tell that guy that you don't appreciate his fucking dog shitting in your lawn!
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                                              • Marcus Aurelius
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                                                • Apr 2003
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                                                #24
                                                Originally posted by wdsguy
                                                get some dog shit, put it in a paper bag, light it on fire, put it on his doorstep and ring the doorbell
                                                We gonna gets some shits, we gonna puts it in a bag, and we gonna sets it on fire!!

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                                                • SmokeyTheBear
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                                                  • Jun 2004
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                                                  #25
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                                                  • kenny
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                                                    • Mar 2002
                                                    • 7245

                                                    #26
                                                    Lighting bags of shit on fire is not the answer!

                                                    You must confront the owner of the dog.

                                                    Tell him that you don't appreciate piles of dog shit in your yard, if that doesn't work then rub his nose in it and kick him in the ribs.
                                                    Last edited by kenny; 10-05-2004, 08:01 AM.
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                                                    • C_U_Next_Tuesday
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                                                      • Oct 2002
                                                      • 10581

                                                      #27
                                                      start dumping your litter box from your cats onto his front porch..cat piss way out stinks dog shit any day of the week

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                                                      • imageman
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                                                        • Jun 2003
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                                                        #28
                                                        Originally posted by wdsguy
                                                        get some dog shit, put it in a paper bag, light it on fire, put it on his doorstep and ring the doorbell

                                                        This works well, give it a try or place in on the engine of his car if you can get to it!.....




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                                                        • WicKed NinJas
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                                                          • Jun 2003
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                                                          #29
                                                          Originally posted by C_U_Next_Tuesday
                                                          start dumping your litter box from your cats onto his front porch..cat piss way out stinks dog shit any day of the week

                                                          hell yea, toss your old litter in his yard, not only will it stink like all hell but it will also attract other animals in the neighborhood to piss and shit in his yard. Its the gift that keeps giving.
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                                                          • BitterPen
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                                                            • Sep 2004
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                                                            #30
                                                            Some neighborhood associations will fine you if you DON'T pick up your dog's shit.

                                                            My mom has a baggy carrier attached to her leash so when her dog goes, she just picks it up and throws it away in the trash can.

                                                            No big deal. No worse than changing a diaper.

                                                            I don't know what the rules are in your area, but bring it up to your neighbor. I don't know why he would let his dog shit in YOUR yard anyway. Why didn't he walk his dog in his own yard?

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                                                            • CDSmith
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                                                              • May 2001
                                                              • 51460

                                                              #31
                                                              Originally posted by MaskedMan
                                                              pellet gun.

                                                              You'd be surprised how fast a dog will turn on it's owner when it gets a stinger in the ass.
                                                              I did that one time. A neighbor's chow (looks like a bear cub) used to come down the lane about once a week and root through my garbage, making a mess all over my driveway.... then squat down and take a big dump and leave. I caught that dog right in the act one time, and took a couple of shots at it from my bathroom window with my old pellet pistol, a dirty harry 44 mag replica..... snapped it in the ass twice, it let out a fucking howl and took off.

                                                              And it never did fuck with my yard again.
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                                                              • jhauser
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                                                                • Dec 2002
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                                                                #32
                                                                Its sad that some people are so irresponsible.
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                                                                • impulseSD
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                                                                  • Aug 2004
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                                                                  #33
                                                                  Was the dog a Yorkshire terrior? if so, that was me.

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                                                                  • ItBurnsWhenIpee
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                                                                    • Jan 2003
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                                                                    #34
                                                                    Originally posted by impulseSD
                                                                    Was the dog a Yorkshire terrior? if so, that was me.
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                                                                    • Fred Quimby
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                                                                      • Jul 2004
                                                                      • 5430

                                                                      #35
                                                                      It's so fukin easy to solve this problem.

                                                                      Just get a photo of the guy and his dog.

                                                                      Print out some flyers saying "I saw this guy letting his dog shit on your lawn. Please bring your dog to his house and have your dog return the favor."

                                                                      Then, mail them to your neighbors.

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                                                                      • Manowar
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                                                                        • Dec 2003
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                                                                        #36
                                                                        poke him in the eyes.

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                                                                        • TheJimmy
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                                                                          • Jan 2001
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                                                                          #37
                                                                          Originally posted by nofx
                                                                          I dont have a dog, I only have one cat.

                                                                          IF you had a dog, would you actually want to pick up its shit ? fuck no. so please, dont be a drama lawn queen.

                                                                          funny part is also in the next post by OWNED "...so you can't even walk out safe..."






                                                                          you fuckers are really cracking me up with this shit...



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                                                                          • The Wood
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                                                                            • Nov 2003
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                                                                            #38
                                                                            Toss a dead fish under the front seat of his car or put some pigeon eggs on the heater core of his vehicle..........that will fix his ass.
                                                                            I have a neighbor that pulls this same BS......not anymore

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                                                                            • SleazeQueen
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                                                                              • Jun 2002
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                                                                              #39
                                                                              Ooohhh.. Major pet peeve of mine. I hate taking my dog for a walk and seeing other people's dog shit on the trail. It takes 2 seconds to pick it up, just do it. Your dog, your shit.

                                                                              Now if I could just find out who owns all these deer that like to shit all over my front lawn! That fucker is going to get a big bag of flaming poop soon.
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                                                                              • Lee
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                                                                                #40
                                                                                Originally posted by CDSmith
                                                                                I did that one time. A neighbor's chow (looks like a bear cub) used to come down the lane about once a week and root through my garbage, making a mess all over my driveway.... then squat down and take a big dump and leave. I caught that dog right in the act one time, and took a couple of shots at it from my bathroom window with my old pellet pistol, a dirty harry 44 mag replica..... snapped it in the ass twice, it let out a fucking howl and took off.

                                                                                And it never did fuck with my yard again.

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                                                                                • Dagwolf
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                                                                                  • Sep 2003
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                                                                                  #41
                                                                                  Originally posted by OWNED
                                                                                  away without picking it up. Should I kick his ass? I only have cats, how do I get my cats to be vicious?
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                                                                                  • GiantGnome
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                                                                                    #42
                                                                                    Originally posted by baddog
                                                                                    water works well
                                                                                    putting cats in pillow cases pisses them off to and makes sure they stay that way for hours.

                                                                                    i found that out years ago trying to get them to the car.
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                                                                                    • Basic_man
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                                                                                      #43
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                                                                                        #44
                                                                                        Originally posted by ItBurnsWhenIpee
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                                                                                        i just carry two plastic grocery bags with me when i walk my dog. if he shits you double them up and pick it up and turn it inside out the tie it really good. no one else should have to pick up your dog shit.
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                                                                                        • Tricksy
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                                                                                          #45
                                                                                          Originally posted by bangman
                                                                                          It is very common for a responsible dog owner to pick up after their dog.
                                                                                          definitely.nothing wrong with this!


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                                                                                          • twistyneck
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                                                                                            • Jan 2002
                                                                                            • 4660

                                                                                            #46
                                                                                            Originally posted by kenny
                                                                                            Lighting bags of shit on fire is not the answer!
                                                                                            Lighting bags of shit is always the answer. Think about how many lives could be saved if we settled our differences with flaming bags of shit instead of guns and bombs.

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                                                                                            • sickkittens
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                                                                                              #47
                                                                                              Originally posted by Danny Dukes
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                                                                                              • zzgundamnzz
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                                                                                                • Apr 2002
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                                                                                                #48
                                                                                                Pick up some of that dog hormone spray and make a little line around your front lawn.

                                                                                                If that doesn't work buy one of those invisible doggy walls. If his dog tries to go in your yard his ears will hurt and it'll run.


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