Originally Posted by Greg B

On the east coast there's a snack called 'Funny Bones'. When they first came out you almost had to shoot people in the streets. They were so delicious. I'll never forget. Girls would chase you down the street if you had 'Funny Bones'. Most west coast kids never had em' so when you dish them out they either fall over in a coma or they want to follow you home. In the old days they were awesome, nowadays they're like made from some artificial alien goo.

There's a company on the east coast called Freihoffers. They make cakes and stuff. If you unleashed Freihoffers' chocolate chip cookies and chocolate icing cupcakes on the west coast you would have to call in the national guard.