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  • Keev
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    • May 2001
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    Man Mistakenly Cuts Off Penis, Dog Eats It [news]

    Man Mistakenly Cuts Off Penis, Dog Eats It

    http://story.news.yahoo.com/news?tmp...od_nm/penis_dc

    BUCHAREST (Reuters) - A elderly Romanian man mistook his penis for a chicken's neck, cut it off and his dog rushed up and ate it, the state Rompres news agency said Monday.



    It said 67 year-old Constantin Mocanu, from a village near the southeastern town of Galati, rushed out into his yard in his underwear to kill a noisy chicken keeping him awake at night.


    "I confused it with the chicken's neck," Mocanu, who was admitted to the emergency hospital in Galati, was quoted as saying. "I cut it ... and the dog rushed and ate it."


    Doctors said the man, who was brought in by an ambulance bleeding heavily, was now out of danger.
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    • jacked
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      • May 2004
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      #2
      how do you mistake your dick for a chickens neck how do you even get the two confused holy shit
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        • Nicky
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          • Mar 2003
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          #3
          fucking insane, that man must have been stoned

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            • DavidVH
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              • May 2004
              • 300
              #4
              how do people manage this?

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                • Cman
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                  • Jun 2004
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                  #5
                  how do you "mistakenly" cut off your penis in the first place *roll*


                  i figured that was an appropriate 200th post

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                    • liquidmoe
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                      • Mar 2002
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                      #6
                      This makes no sense, I mean why would you be killing a chicken naked and you are always supposed to cut away from yourself not towards.

                      Take Luck!

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                        • iamkathi
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                          • Mar 2004
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                          #7
                          Is this what we have to look forward to as we get older??? Penises that look like chicken necks???
                          OMG, cut my eyes out now.

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                            • Easton
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                              • Sep 2002
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                              #8
                              who the fuck lives somewhere with chickens in their yard???
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                                • MrHits
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                                  #9
                                  he took the phrase "Choking the chicken" a bit far.

                                  Anybody know what happend to the guy that spanked the monkey?

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                                    • Libertine
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                                      • May 2002
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                                      #10
                                      The guy probably was totally shitfaced.
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                                        • Sarah_Jayne
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                                          • Dec 2002
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                                            • punker barbie
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                                              • Nov 2003
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                                              #12
                                              ewwwwwwwwww!!!! thats gross... But still how do you mistake your penis with a chickens neck? I bet he was drunk or on some heavy duty drugs LOL
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                                                • Roger
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                                                  • Jul 2003
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                                                  #13
                                                  Originally posted by exp0sed
                                                  how do you "mistakenly" cut off your penis in the first place *roll*
                                                  Don't say that. Everytime I say something like that I end up doing the same stupid mistake. So I'm not gonna say it

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                                                    • n3in
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                                                      • Jan 2004
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                                                      #14
                                                      what was his penis doing so close to the chickens neck?
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                                                        • Roger
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                                                          • Jul 2003
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                                                          #15
                                                          That chicken is smarter than Bugs Bunny.

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                                                            • David!
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                                                              • Apr 2004
                                                              • 6501
                                                              #16
                                                              How do you mistake your penis for a chicken neck?
                                                              WTF !!!
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                                                                • Denis_SC
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                                                                  #17
                                                                  Bull shit alert !!!!!

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                                                                    • kristin
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                                                                      • Sep 2002
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                                                                      #18
                                                                      This is nuts ...
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                                                                        • C_U_Next_Tuesday
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                                                                          • Oct 2002
                                                                          • 10581
                                                                          #19
                                                                          that is one hell of a lie.. are they sure he wasnt trying to tell them he was choking the chicken when he ripped his penis off

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                                                                            • NoCarrier
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                                                                              • Mar 2002
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                                                                              #20
                                                                              Does this mean he was rubbin one out everyday using a chicken's neck for the past 20 years?

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                                                                                • Keev
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                                                                                  #21
                                                                                  Originally posted by C_U_Next_Tuesday
                                                                                  that is one hell of a lie.. are they sure he wasnt trying to tell them he was choking the chicken when he ripped his penis off

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                                                                                    • MetaMan
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                                                                                      • Jan 2003
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                                                                                      #22
                                                                                      i guess the dog had a bone to pick.

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                                                                                        • Sexzity
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                                                                                          #23
                                                                                          The sad part is that the chicken is still alive.

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                                                                                            • TheGoldenChild
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                                                                                              • 6940
                                                                                              #24
                                                                                              I wonder if the lack of feathers on his dick could have been his first warning sign it wasn't a chicken's neck.

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                                                                                                • mardigras
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                                                                                                        • JustJen
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                                                                                                          #27
                                                                                                          I always send my husband out naked to kill our chickens in hopes he will do the same thing.


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                                                                                                            • EpicLisa
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                                                                                                              #28
                                                                                                              Originally posted by kBizzle
                                                                                                              I wonder if the lack of feathers on his dick could have been his first warning sign it wasn't a chicken's neck.
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                                                                                                                • Tipsy
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                                                                                                                  #29
                                                                                                                  Fuck - that's the last time I slaughter animals at night and in the nude. The risk I've been taking all these years without realising!
                                                                                                                  Ignorance is never bliss.

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                                                                                                                    • C_U_Next_Tuesday
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                                                                                                                      • Oct 2002
                                                                                                                      • 10581
                                                                                                                      #30
                                                                                                                      Originally posted by Ganjasaurus
                                                                                                                      reminds me of when I was 10 years old and I was cleaning the Turkey for thanksgiving dinner... I pulled the neck out and in front of the whole family I said "what is this..a dick!"...my dad was not happy with my mouth at that very moment... it did look like a giant penis.

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                                                                                                                        • Odie
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                                                                                                                          #31
                                                                                                                          Originally posted by n3in
                                                                                                                          what was his penis doing so close to the chickens neck?
                                                                                                                          my thoughts exactly..and what was he doing in the yard NAKED??
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                                                                                                                            • lb_vee
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                                                                                                                              #32
                                                                                                                              Ok, so what does he do now?

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                                                                                                                                • nofx
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                                                                                                                                  • Nov 2002
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                                                                                                                                  what a tard.

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                                                                                                                                      wtf... just.. wtf
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                                                                                                                                        • Vitasoy
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                                                                                                                                          • Oct 2003
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                                                                                                                                          #35
                                                                                                                                          Another penis chopper. It's getting old :p


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                                                                                                                                            • Cman
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                                                                                                                                              #36
                                                                                                                                              Originally posted by n3in
                                                                                                                                              what was his penis doing so close to the chickens neck?
                                                                                                                                              maybe he was getting a blowjob
                                                                                                                                              I could put stuff here, but you don't care.

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                                                                                                                                                • Melvin the Dude
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                                                                                                                                                  ROFL ! ! !

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                                                                                                                                                    • Marcus Aurelius
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                                                                                                                                                      do you smell that? smells like bullshit.

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                                                                                                                                                        • Drake
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                                                                                                                                                          • Mar 2003
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                                                                                                                                                          #39
                                                                                                                                                          And what was going thru the mind of the dog after he ate it???

                                                                                                                                                          "Ruff ruff...this tastes like......chicken!"
                                                                                                                                                          Last edited by Drake; 10-04-2004, 10:35 PM.

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                                                                                                                                                                • reynold
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                                                                                                                                                                  it hurts! poor boy!

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                                                                                                                                                                            • Project-Shadow
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                                                                                                                                                                              Originally posted by Easton
                                                                                                                                                                              who the fuck lives somewhere with chickens in their yard???
                                                                                                                                                                              He owns the chickens.. and its Romania.

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                                                                                                                                                                                • QuaWee
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                                                                                                                                                                                  good thing he cut his penis off, cause he doesnt need to breed
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                                                                                                                                                                                    • Tricksy
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                                                                                                                                                                                      mistakenly??? How ppl can manage 2 do this?


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                                                                                                                                                                                            • Mike Okitch
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                                                                                                                                                                                              Originally posted by Tricksy
                                                                                                                                                                                              mistakenly??? How ppl can manage 2 do this?
                                                                                                                                                                                              They don't. It's a fucking lie.

                                                                                                                                                                                              Picture this, naked in the middle of the night with a chicken in one hand and an axe in the other. If you saw me do this and told you I was about to kill that chicken, would you believe me?
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                                                                                                                                                                                                • cold_ice
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                                                                                                                                                                                                  He is a sick bastard. Having sex with the chicken and the dog calls for getting your penis chopped off.

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                                                                                                                                                                                                    • Deepai
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                                                                                                                                                                                                      Originally posted by jacked
                                                                                                                                                                                                      how do you mistake your dick for a chickens neck how do you even get the two confused holy shit
                                                                                                                                                                                                      Its easy. I guess you'd have to have a bigger penis to understand.
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