Gentlemen: If you are under 6' tall, why are you still alive?

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  • OWNED
    So Fucking Banned
    • Mar 2004
    • 852

    #1

    Gentlemen: If you are under 6' tall, why are you still alive?

    COME ON, NOW...EXPLAIN YOUR EXISTENCE.

    I'M NO BOTANIST, BUT SHOULDN'T NATURAL SELECTION HAVE WEEDED YOU OUT OF THE HEALTHY HUMAN POPULATION LONG AGO?

    LET'S GET HONEST FOR A MINUTE: WOMEN WON'T FUCK YOU.

    SUGGESTED READING: CHUCK DARWIN : ON THE ORIGIN OF SPECES.

    SOMEWHERE AROUND PAGE 9, YOU BECOME ESTINCT
    SUGGESTED ADVICE. DO NEVER TEST.

    HOT BITCHES WON'T FUCK YOU.


    I JUST SPILLED MY CHARBAY/ ROCKS ON YOUR HEAD.

    DARE ME TO DRIVE?
  • BradM
    Confirmed User
    • Dec 2003
    • 3397

    #2
    Owned... you are by far the BEST character on GFY over the last 8 months at least.

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    • OWNED
      So Fucking Banned
      • Mar 2004
      • 852

      #3
      Originally posted by BradM
      Owned... you are by far the BEST character on GFY over the last 8 months at least.
      TELL YOUR GIRLFRIEND TO STOP PAGING ME AT 5:46 IN THE MORNING.

      SO FUCKING O WN ED !

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      • Roald
        SecretFriends.com
        • May 2001
        • 27910

        #4


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        • WicKed NinJas
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          • Jun 2003
          • 965

          #5
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          • BradM
            Confirmed User
            • Dec 2003
            • 3397

            #6
            Originally posted by OWNED
            TELL YOUR GIRLFRIEND TO STOP PAGING ME AT 5:46 IN THE MORNING.

            SO FUCKING O WN ED !
            If I had a girlfriend, I would share her with you sport.

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            • Rawz
              Confirmed User
              • Aug 2002
              • 288

              #7
              Originally posted by QuaShe
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              • gornyhuy
                Chafed.
                • May 2002
                • 18041

                #8
                I"m finding it increasingly difficult to read posts here.

                icq:159548293

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                • Roald
                  SecretFriends.com
                  • May 2001
                  • 27910

                  #9
                  Originally posted by WicKed NinJas
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                  • quiet
                    we'll miss you our friend. RIP
                    • Sep 2001
                    • 25115

                    #10
                    good ol' chuck.
                    we'll miss you our friend. RIP

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                    • OWNED
                      So Fucking Banned
                      • Mar 2004
                      • 852

                      #11
                      Originally posted by QuaShe
                      [IMG][/IMG]
                      BLAME YOUR PARENTS. IF IT WERE UP TO ME, IT WOULD BE ILLEGAL FOR SHORT PEOPLE TO FUCK.

                      DEAL.

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                      • Danny Dukes
                        Confirmed User
                        • Oct 2003
                        • 1988

                        #12
                        Originally posted by OWNED


                        HOT BITCHES WON'T FUCK YOU.
                        Really? I fuck this girl everynight


                        ICQ: 218503927
                        AIM: DannyDks

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                        • Roald
                          SecretFriends.com
                          • May 2001
                          • 27910

                          #13
                          Originally posted by OWNED
                          BLAME YOUR PARENTS. IF IT WERE UP TO ME, IT WOULD BE ILLEGAL FOR SHORT PEOPLE TO FUCK.

                          DEAL.
                          you are trying to hard


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                          • FlyingIguana
                            aspiring banker
                            • Mar 2002
                            • 10870

                            #14
                            did you get beat up by midgets when you were younger?

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                            • OWNED
                              So Fucking Banned
                              • Mar 2004
                              • 852

                              #15
                              Originally posted by Danny Dukes
                              Really? I fuck this girl everynight

                              [IMG][/IMG]

                              JERKING OFF INTO A SOCK ISN'T CONSIDERED 'FUCKING'


                              YOU = OWNED.

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                              • BradM
                                Confirmed User
                                • Dec 2003
                                • 3397

                                #16
                                Danny: She have a sister?

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                                • OWNED
                                  So Fucking Banned
                                  • Mar 2004
                                  • 852

                                  #17
                                  Originally posted by FlyingIguana
                                  did you get beat up by midgets when you were younger?
                                  EVER SEE GUYS UNDER 6' TALL FUCKING HOT WOMEN?

                                  DIDN'T THINK SO.

                                  HOT WOMEN WON'T FUCK YOU.

                                  DEAL.

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                                  • OWNED
                                    So Fucking Banned
                                    • Mar 2004
                                    • 852

                                    #18
                                    I WISH EVOLUTION WOULD HURRY THE FUCK UP.

                                    IMAGINE HOW SHITTY IT IS BE TO BE SHORT.



                                    OWNED,
                                    6'3" IN SLIPPERS

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                                    • Roald
                                      SecretFriends.com
                                      • May 2001
                                      • 27910

                                      #19


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                                      • Danny Dukes
                                        Confirmed User
                                        • Oct 2003
                                        • 1988

                                        #20
                                        Originally posted by OWNED
                                        JERKING OFF INTO A SOCK ISN'T CONSIDERED 'FUCKING'


                                        YOU = OWNED.
                                        Does this look like a sock to you?



                                        Who's OWNED now beeeeyatch

                                        ICQ: 218503927
                                        AIM: DannyDks

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                                        • OWNED
                                          So Fucking Banned
                                          • Mar 2004
                                          • 852

                                          #21
                                          Originally posted by Danny Dukes
                                          Does this look like a sock to you?

                                          Who's OWNED now beeeeyatch
                                          FUCKING TRANNIES DOESN'T MAKE YOU A WINNER SON.

                                          OWNED, FAGGOTASS.

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                                          • ytcracker
                                            stc is the greatest
                                            • Dec 2002
                                            • 12403

                                            #22
                                            im crying you lowered my self esteem
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                                            • Danny Dukes
                                              Confirmed User
                                              • Oct 2003
                                              • 1988

                                              #23
                                              Originally posted by OWNED
                                              FUCKING TRANNIES DOESN'T MAKE YOU A WINNER SON.

                                              OWNED, FAGGOTASS.
                                              Look at the first pic, see a dick there. Face It I OWN your bitch ass. As a matter of fact you should just get a new nick

                                              ICQ: 218503927
                                              AIM: DannyDks

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                                              • Danny Dukes
                                                Confirmed User
                                                • Oct 2003
                                                • 1988

                                                #24
                                                Originally posted by BradM
                                                Danny: She have a sister?
                                                Yes, 2 kids though Still doesn't look bad You should see there mother

                                                ICQ: 218503927
                                                AIM: DannyDks

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                                                • Danny Dukes
                                                  Confirmed User
                                                  • Oct 2003
                                                  • 1988

                                                  #25
                                                  Originally posted by Danny Dukes
                                                  Yes, 2 kids though Still doesn't look bad You should see their mother

                                                  ICQ: 218503927
                                                  AIM: DannyDks

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                                                  • BradM
                                                    Confirmed User
                                                    • Dec 2003
                                                    • 3397

                                                    #26
                                                    Originally posted by Danny Dukes
                                                    Yes, 2 kids though Still doesn't look bad You should see there mother
                                                    Hey dude, I added you to ICQ. Always good to keep close to fellow LA peeps.

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                                                    • Danny Dukes
                                                      Confirmed User
                                                      • Oct 2003
                                                      • 1988

                                                      #27
                                                      Originally posted by BradM
                                                      Hey dude, I added you to ICQ. Always good to keep close to fellow LA peeps.

                                                      ICQ: 218503927
                                                      AIM: DannyDks

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                                                      • vivalaspam
                                                        Confirmed User
                                                        • Aug 2004
                                                        • 283

                                                        #28
                                                        Wow all this resentment towards short people.

                                                        I bet this all comes from you getting your ass kicked properly by short people throughout your life.

                                                        Does your momma know your out of the basement?

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                                                        • Abyss_Vee
                                                          Confirmed User
                                                          • Sep 2003
                                                          • 5208

                                                          #29
                                                          Originally posted by Danny Dukes
                                                          Danny's Tha man,, tell these hates wuts up danny

                                                          haters

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                                                          • Mike Panic
                                                            Confirmed User
                                                            • Aug 2004
                                                            • 425

                                                            #30
                                                            hire me

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                                                            • uchase/webpry
                                                              So Fucking Banned
                                                              • Aug 2004
                                                              • 2085

                                                              #31
                                                              Originally posted by Danny Dukes
                                                              Look at the first pic, see a dick there. Face It I OWN your bitch ass. As a matter of fact you should just get a new nick
                                                              ... I wouldn't be surprised if the first pic was taken after the sex change.

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                                                              • FlyingIguana
                                                                aspiring banker
                                                                • Mar 2002
                                                                • 10870

                                                                #32
                                                                Originally posted by OWNED
                                                                EVER SEE GUYS UNDER 6' TALL FUCKING HOT WOMEN?

                                                                DIDN'T THINK SO.

                                                                HOT WOMEN WON'T FUCK YOU.

                                                                DEAL.
                                                                since when?

                                                                look at tom cruise, he's what 2 apples tall and the shit that comes out of the pussy he's had was prolly better than anything you've got your slimey dick into.

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                                                                • Slutworks-Lester
                                                                  Registered User
                                                                  • Jun 2004
                                                                  • 38

                                                                  #33
                                                                  If you knew anything about natural selection. lol

                                                                  Smaller animals always outlive larger animals. They require less food, less resources, less energy; that in turn makes them healthier and more likely to survive. Most of the world population is short, especially when humans are clustered in small areas together. They also, if I might add, reproduce more frequently.

                                                                  The reason why women like tall men: its generally accepted because of animal instinct for protection, taller means stronger generally. It serves no purpose in todays age, unless say you live with a tribe in the jungle.

                                                                  The same reason why Americans are fat is the same reason Americans are tall. There is plenty of food, plenty of space (ATM) and a tendency for gluttony. Would you argue that more then 60% of Americans are tall, how about 60% are fat, how about 60% undereducated (read poor and stupid).

                                                                  I wrote a term paper on this in school, ha

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                                                                  • ShellyCrash
                                                                    Confirmed User
                                                                    • Jun 2004
                                                                    • 6708

                                                                    #34

                                                                    And


                                                                    Both under 6 feet tall, both get more pussious thrown at them than you could ever fathom.

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                                                                    • Sosa
                                                                      In Tushy Land
                                                                      • Oct 2002
                                                                      • 40149

                                                                      #35
                                                                      stfu

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                                                                      • stocktrader23
                                                                        Let's do some business.
                                                                        • Jan 2003
                                                                        • 18781

                                                                        #36
                                                                        Originally posted by ShellyCrash

                                                                        And


                                                                        Both under 6 feet tall, both get more pussious thrown at them than you could ever fathom.
                                                                        Yet neither would respond to a troll.


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                                                                        • C_U_Next_Tuesday
                                                                          WW4L
                                                                          • Oct 2002
                                                                          • 10581

                                                                          #37
                                                                          Originally posted by QuaShe
                                                                          wee man rules

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                                                                          • fuzebox
                                                                            making it rain
                                                                            • Oct 2003
                                                                            • 22359

                                                                            #38
                                                                            Being short would suck...

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                                                                            • Rich
                                                                              So Fucking Banned
                                                                              • Jan 2003
                                                                              • 11486

                                                                              #39
                                                                              Originally posted by gornyhuy
                                                                              I"m finding it increasingly difficult to read posts here.
                                                                              yeah this place is really going downhill. I remember when the fake characters used to be funny, now they're just annoying and a waste of time. Plus the amount of surfers is starting to get overwhelming.

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                                                                              • joshuawk
                                                                                Confirmed User
                                                                                • Jun 2003
                                                                                • 1092

                                                                                #40
                                                                                too short is 5'7 and get lots of bitches
                                                                                i love GW

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                                                                                • Danny Dukes
                                                                                  Confirmed User
                                                                                  • Oct 2003
                                                                                  • 1988

                                                                                  #41
                                                                                  Originally posted by uchase/webpry
                                                                                  ... I wouldn't be surprised if the first pic was taken after the sex change.
                                                                                  Another hater

                                                                                  If must suck seeing a guy like me fuck a girl like that

                                                                                  Hate on HATERS

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