Get off the shit resolution fuckernuts!
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Unfortunately a ton of surfers are going to see this post I'll bet. Seems like there are a bunch of them around lately.I like pie. -
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lol, you should actually use 750Originally posted by stocktrader23
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A necessary evil.Originally posted by stocktrader23
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I like pie.Comment
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Those assholes can kiss the 10 pixels of my page goodbye then.Originally posted by foolio
lol, you should actually use 750
But why 750?
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rolls off the tongue a lot easierOriginally posted by stocktrader23
Those assholes can kiss the 10 pixels of my page goodbye then.
But why 750?
HAH! FOUND IT FRISComment
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LOL - I feel yaOriginally posted by stocktrader23
Those assholes can kiss the 10 pixels of my page goodbye then.
But why 750?
but why 750? Its just a rounder number.Comment
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you can just have a different "old school" page for those surfers , any person who has been busy with creating adult orientated sites for longer than 5 minutes knows thisComment
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At my resolution a page optimized for 800x600 looks like a toothpick on a piece of paper.
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fuck them. they will conform to the new standards or be doomed to a life of side scrolling their browsers!Cry havoc and let slip the dogs of war.Comment
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if 800x600 is the max your screen can go it looks quite nice. My older laptop has it and its fine. When you use the higer-end (newer) screens to go down to 800x600 thats when it looks like shit.Originally posted by stocktrader23
At my resolution a page optimized for 800x600 looks like a toothpick on a piece of paper.Comment
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Originally posted by stocktrader23
At my resolution a page optimized for 800x600 looks like a toothpick on a piece of paper.
and your point is ?
you really know shit about webmasterring
you should
a learn some more
b remain a fulltime stocktrader
c curse at me because you think I am wrongComment
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I already do that.Originally posted by Fake Nick
you can just have a different "old school" page for those surfers , any person who has been busy with creating adult orientated sites for longer than 5 minutes knows this
http://www.adultnoobie.com/test.html
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a) I've never had a day in my life I didn't learn something.Originally posted by Fake Nick
and your point is ?
you really know shit about webmasterring
you should
a learn some more
b remain a fulltime stocktrader
c curse at me because you think I am wrong
b) I don't trade stocks.
c) You are wrong you fucking idiot.
d) Your board persona blows. I know you dream of being the next Boneprone or Pimpdog but in the world of trolls you are one with the pink poofy hair.
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it's true - i'm waitin; for the day whey these fuckers buy new monitors
high design. high creative. adultcreative
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Halycon? or whatever his name is....Originally posted by stocktrader23
you are one with the pink poofy hair.Comment
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I post here for no other reason than MY entertainment, not yoursOriginally posted by stocktrader23
a) I've never had a day in my life I didn't learn something.
b) I don't trade stocks.
c) You are wrong you fucking idiot.
d) Your board persona blows. I know you dream of being the next Boneprone or Pimpdog but in the world of trolls you are one with the pink poofy hair.
tell my why I am wrong ? who cares about resolution ? ok you have to make them an extra page, but thats it ,
I ll tell you how it works
, you have scripts that detect screen resolutions , you make a design optimized for each resolution , 800*600 surfers see a design that matches their resolution is that simple
now tell me how it blocks your creativity ?Comment
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so are 56k users whats your point?Originally posted by stocktrader23
Get off the shit resolution fuckernuts!
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I'm glad you are here for entertainment but maybe you should look into some biz related threads.Originally posted by Fake Nick
I post here for no other reason than MY entertainment, not yours
tell my why I am wrong ? who cares about resolution ? ok you have to make them an extra page, but thats it ,
I ll tell you how it works
, you have scripts that detect screen resolutions , you make a design optimized for each resolution , 800*600 surfers see a design that matches their resolution is that simple
now tell me how it blocks your creativity ?
The way I advertise can't be interrupted with in between pages for the retards to choose their resolution. Most retards wouldn't even know their resolution for that matter. Every extra page in my chain to getting their credit card equals less sales.
And yes, lets do it your way. I'll make 3 or 4 copies of every page I stick on the internet. Nah, you can do that.
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Don't even get me into 56k. That's like getting on a roller coaster that only goes downhill at 2mph.Originally posted by crockett
so are 56k users whats your point?
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Originally posted by stocktrader23
I'm glad you are here for entertainment but maybe you should look into some biz related threads.
The way I advertise can't be interrupted with in between pages for the retards to choose their resolution. Most retards wouldn't even know their resolution for that matter. Every extra page in my chain to getting their credit card equals less sales.
And yes, lets do it your way. I'll make 3 or 4 copies of every page I stick on the internet. Nah, you can do that.
sure dude , you make money
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why would you make them choose when there are scrips that do it?Originally posted by stocktrader23
The way I advertise can't be interrupted with in between pages for the retards to choose their resolution. Most retards wouldn't even know their resolution for that matter. Every extra page in my chain to getting their credit card equals less sales.Comment
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Who is going to take the time to make 3 or 4 versions of every page regardless?Originally posted by foolio
why would you make them choose when there are scrips that do it?
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Originally posted by stocktrader23
Who is going to take the time to make 3 or 4 versions of every page regardless?
if you have traffic , you would
if you have no traffic , you wouldn't
is really that simpleComment
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why would you make 3 or 4?Originally posted by stocktrader23
Who is going to take the time to make 3 or 4 versions of every page regardless?
one for 800x600
one for people who got thier computer after the year 2000
simpleComment
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Bullshit.Originally posted by Fake Nick
if you have traffic , you would
if you have no traffic , you wouldn't
is really that simple
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your attitude kind of says it all, you clearly know shit about webmasterring still you are too "big" to admit itOriginally posted by stocktrader23
Bullshit.
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Go troll someone who cares.Originally posted by Fake Nick
your attitude kind of says it all, you clearly know shit about webmasterring still you are too "big" to admit it
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Originally posted by stocktrader23
Go troll someone who cares.
normally I don't react on those troll allegations , but anyone reading this thread can see I was NOT trolling here , but yeah , your average surfer wont know the diference between trolling and giving advice
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I really hope you don't take yourself seriously.Originally posted by Fake Nick
normally I don't react on those troll allegations , but anyone reading this thread can see I was NOT trolling here , but yeah , your average surfer wont know the diference between trolling and giving advice
http://wwwcf.10dollarbigtits.com/ Go argue with Amp about how he should make multiple versions and redirect with a script instead of optimizing the 1 page for anyone.
Or you can go argue with Lensman about how he doesn't have traffic or he would know to do this.
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Originally posted by stocktrader23
I really hope you don't take yourself seriously.
http://wwwcf.10dollarbigtits.com/ Go argue with Amp about how he should make multiple versions and redirect with a script instead of optimizing the 1 page for anyone.
Or you can go argue with Lensman about how he doesn't have traffic or he would know to do this.
lol, they are optimizedComment
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Originally posted by Fake Nick
lol, they are optimized
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Originally posted by stocktrader23
Who is going to take the time to make 3 or 4 versions of every page regardless?
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if you have traffic , you would
if you have no traffic , you wouldn't
is really that simple
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do I have to post the screencap of the 800*600 version? you reallly making you look dumber by the minuteComment
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just use width=100%
now everyone is happy and can spank their monkey all dayComment
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Post it moron. You said to make multiple versions of your page and if I had traffic I'd know that.Originally posted by Fake Nick
do I have to post the screencap of the 800*600 version? you reallly making you look dumber by the minute
I think Lensman has traffic and there's only 1 version.
Jump froggy.
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Originally posted by stocktrader23
Post it moron. You said to make multiple versions of your page and if I had traffic I'd know that.
I think Lensman has traffic and there's only 1 version.
Jump froggy.
you make all sorts of claims about it ? ? and you didn't bother to test it ?
ALL lensmans pages are viewed in 800*600 perfectly ,
this is what it looks like in 800*600
so again , what makes you think he doesn't have it optimised ?Comment
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I just wanted to add one thing!
GET REAL DUDEComment
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lol, shit you beat me to it
who cares - I am gonna post it anyway
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Originally posted by foolio
lol, shit you beat me to it
who cares - I am gonna post it anyway
he will probably still say I am a troll and full of shit
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750 is the magic number.
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If you can manage to follow the flow of the convo the fact that it is optimized for 800x600 proves my point.Originally posted by foolio
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hey man don't get pissy with me, I just posted the screenshotOriginally posted by stocktrader23
If you can manage to follow the flow of the convo the fact that it is optimized for 800x600 proves my point.
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Originally posted by foolio
hey man don't get pissy with me, I just posted the screenshot
he gets pissed at anyone doubting his webmaster skills
but if you do a search for this "stocktrader" you will find all sorts of newbie webmaster questions , some of them REALLY dumb,
I probably also misunderstood stocktrader in this thread, but fact remains if this 800*600 shit bothers you that much and feel like it handicaps your creativity you should just make a separate page for them and stop bitchin about itComment
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Originally posted by stocktrader23
The way I advertise can't be interrupted with in between pages for the retards to choose their resolution. Most retards wouldn't even know their resolution for that matter. .
I mean really ! jeez, what the fuck kind of ignorance is this ?
and sure you knew those script existed, yet you think surfers have to CHOOSE themselves ? ?
GET REAL DUDEComment
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Wow you're good. While you're seaching for my nick you should also find where I freely admit that I don't know much of anything besides how to make money. I always thought that's what the designers, programmers, hosting companies, etc. were for.Originally posted by Fake Nick
but if you do a search for this "stocktrader" you will find all sorts of newbie webmaster questions , some of them REALLY dumb,
I know how to code html by hand.
I don't know how to admin a server.
I don't know programming.
I don't know design.
I don't use photoshop.
I don't use dreamweaver.
I don't submit galleries.
Etc. etc. etc.
Fortunately for me I do know how to use ICQ so I can still get anything done I want.
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you are not even a stocktrader
buying advertising does not make you a webmaster
and if a webmaster tries to give you genuine advice, don't call him a trollLast edited by Fake Nick; 10-04-2004, 12:14 AM.Comment
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I don't give a fuck abot that - this is (supposed to be) a webmaser forum, and at some point everybody was new and had to ask questions. I don't get pissed at that here.Originally posted by Fake Nick
but if you do a search for this "stocktrader" you will find all sorts of newbie webmaster questions , some of them REALLY dumb,
But seriouly stocktrader23 - all I did was post the damm screenshot - never said anything other than I was posting it, lol - so really, don't get pissy with me for posting it... mmmkay?Comment
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sure everyone has to start somewhereOriginally posted by foolio
I don't give a fuck abot that - this is (supposed to be) a webmaser forum, and at some point everybody was new and had to ask questions. I don't get pissed at that here.
But seriouly stocktrader23 - all I did was post the damm screenshot - never said anything other than I was posting it, lol - so really, don't get pissy with me for posting it... mmmkay?
but he is new knows nothing and pretends to know it all,
if your new you shouldn't be such a smartass about all these things
let me explain things stocktrader23
you can do two things :
- optimise your sites for ALL resolutions ( this is what lensman does)
- make a separate "old school" page for 800*600
what you SHOULDNT do if you have traffic
- say FUCK U to 800*600 by having a site that cannot be viewed by them properly
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problem fixed.Comment
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