Kid goes to his dad and asks, "Dad, whats the difference between in theory, and in reality?"
So dad says, "go to mom and ask her if she would sleep with Robert Redford for a million dollars". The kid is like what the hell does that have to do with my question, but the dad insists, so off he goes. He comes back and tells the dad she said she would sleep with Robert Redford for a million dollars.
Then the dad says, "go to your sister and ask her if she would sleep with Brad Pitt for a million dollars". The kid is like what the hell does that have to do with my question, but the dad insists, so off he goes. He comes back and tells the dad she said she would sleep with Brad Pitt for a million dollars.
So the kid says, "OK, now can you answer my question please dad". So the dad says, "Kid in theory we are millionaires now, but in reality we are just living with a couple of whores".
I heard this joke this morning in the gym and was cracking up.
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So dad says, "go to mom and ask her if she would sleep with Robert Redford for a million dollars". The kid is like what the hell does that have to do with my question, but the dad insists, so off he goes. He comes back and tells the dad she said she would sleep with Robert Redford for a million dollars.
Then the dad says, "go to your sister and ask her if she would sleep with Brad Pitt for a million dollars". The kid is like what the hell does that have to do with my question, but the dad insists, so off he goes. He comes back and tells the dad she said she would sleep with Brad Pitt for a million dollars.
So the kid says, "OK, now can you answer my question please dad". So the dad says, "Kid in theory we are millionaires now, but in reality we are just living with a couple of whores".
I heard this joke this morning in the gym and was cracking up.
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