well, considering im not single anymore, i doubt that will ever happen (sadly enough). i've had so many guys give me the whole "but i'm the BEST at it!" and they end up sucking more than the last guy that attempted & failed lol
what makes a bad oral experince? heh..where do i begin?
1) the clit + teeth= OUCHIE
2) do ya wanna wait till im wet before you stick your dry finger in me & moving it in & out too fast please?
3) FIND THE CLIT!! KNOWWWWW THE CLIT!! All guys lick the wrong area, as if there first time eating pussy.
4) STAY focused on the clit, lick it continuously and very fast.
5) if im not moaning, thats a bad sign.
6) if im snoring, thats a really bad sign.
7) dont be afraid to spend more than 10 mins on it.
8) fingernails on the clit (for those who do find them), HURT LIKE HELL. its like a paper cut on your dick..kills the mood. just grab your clothes & go cuz at that point, its over.
i really could go on and on but its gfy...wtf is the point? not like anyone will open their minds to the possiblity that they are FAILURES when it comes to eating pussy, instead of taking advice from a female that know what the hell shes talking about.
