Chavs spong 2 (for those in the UK)

Chavhemian Rhapsody Lyrics

I see a little silhouettho of a goth!
(kick him in! kick him in! let us rob all of his money!)
All his fuckin' make up, very very frightening me!

Marilyn Manson!
Marilyn Manson!
Marilyn Manson!
Marilyn Manson lovin' freak!
We hate them all!

I'm just a poor chav, give us yer money!
You're not a poor chav you're just a doley!
Spare me your strife and do not bother me!

Want to spend it on some blow, will you lend me dough?
I think not no! I will not lend you dough!
Lend me dough!
I think not! I will not lend you dough!
Lend me dough!
I think not! I will not lend you dough!
Lend me dough!
No I will not lend you dough!
Lend me dough!
No I will not lend you dough!
Lend me dough!
No I will not lend you dough!

Goth Goth Goth Goth Goth Goth Goth!

Now I'm bleeding! Now I'm bleeding!
Now yer bleeding out yer nose!

JJB has a trackie put aside for me!
For me!
For me!

So d'yer think I look cool with me hands down me strides?
That shit music comin' from my GTi!
Oh baby!
Dig your clown pendant baby!
Elizabeth Duke! Elizabeth Duke does boss gear!

(instrumental)

Jewellery from Argos.
Gear from Burberry.
Trackies tucked in my socks.
Trackies tucked in my socks, for me.

lol, so tru

Haven't heard em called Chav's before.
Good shit

Chavvers by Definition

Caps

Male Chavvers always wear a baseball cap and when it?s cold or on special occasions they wear their woolly hats underneath.

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There favourite variety of hat is a Burberry.

Hats can be worn at any angle but the preferred is to the side, high on the head or backwards.



Clothes

Branded clothing is a must for Chavs.

Larger logos mean you are a cooler Chav.

Favourite brands include; Reebok, Adidas, Tommy Hilfiger, Helly Hanson, Ralph Loren, Crocodile and Berghause

Tracksuits are good ? gold tracksuits are the best.

Jeans (branded) and a branded shirt or jumpers are also good.

Female Chavs can wear a tracky or very short skirts ? only fat Chavs wear skirts.

Females can also wear leggings.

There is no real rule for female Chavs tops except they must be either really small, tight and short or really big, long and baggy which a logo



Shoes

White trainers are a must, Reebok classis being the favourite.

Female Chavs will wear trainers with their ?posh? outfits and high stilettos with there trackys.



Jewellery

Tacky 9ct gold is a must

Large pendants, teddies, sovereign rings, thick chains and bracelets are the norm

Male Chavs may also like to ware fake diamond earrings

Female Chavs prefer large hoops or one dangly earring






Jobs





*stealing
*cruising
*chinese traffic lights
*wearing gold
*buying new tracksuits
*spitting
*arranging hat in new and fun ways

Go to www.argos.co.uk and search for "chav" - look at the first two results