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  • budz
    Disruptive Innovator
    • Sep 2003
    • 4230
    #1

    farting on cop = battery

    my boy got arrested for DUI.. I had to goto the drunk tank

    he went to the police station and farted on a cop and got charged with battery

    http://www.thesmokinggun.com/archive...24081gas1.html

    http://www.wsaz.com/news/headlines/29653059.html

    http://digg.com/odd_stuff/Farting_on...fficer_Battery


    he just got off the phone with the smoking gun, lol.

    hilarious..
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    • mrwilson
      mrwilson 2.0
      • Jul 2007
      • 5122
      #2
      Already posted mate

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        • budz
          Disruptive Innovator
          • Sep 2003
          • 4230
          #3
          Originally posted by mrwilson
          Already posted mate
          link me to it, please?
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            • Manowar
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              • Dec 2003
              • 71528
              #4
              hahaha, thats awesome

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                • Deej
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                  • Jun 2005
                  • 24386
                  #5
                  your friend is an idiot!

                  fart nor not - dude was driving drunk - he deserves what he gets.

                  Id say the battery needs dropped. But hes still an idiot and deserves jail time.

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                    • uno
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                      • Dec 2002
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                      #6
                      spitting is battery too.
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                        • budz
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                          • Sep 2003
                          • 4230
                          #7
                          olol, TSG just called him back
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                            • Deej
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                              • Jun 2005
                              • 24386
                              #8
                              Hey - lets laugh about a guy being a complete moron and risking many other lives. Driving drunk down a road with no headlights on at night.

                              Why the fuck isnt he in jail now?

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                                • budz
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                                  • Sep 2003
                                  • 4230
                                  #9
                                  Originally posted by Deej
                                  Hey - lets laugh about a guy being a complete moron and risking many other lives. Driving drunk down a road with no headlights on at night.

                                  Why the fuck isnt he in jail now?
                                  i wasnt lol'n @ the DUI, that shit sux..

                                  the farting on the cop thing is what's funny..

                                  he bonded out for 500$
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                                    • SykkBoy2
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                                      • Feb 2001
                                      • 19969
                                      #10
                                      I hope this doesn't set a precedent...my kids will have me in jail for life...
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                                        • budz
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                                          • Sep 2003
                                          • 4230
                                          #11
                                          from the criminal complaint:

                                          The defendant scooted the 4 feet to ptlm parsons. Away from officer cook and lifted his leg and passed gas loudly on ptlm parsons. The defendant then fanned air with his hand in front of his rear on to ptlm parsons the gas was very odorous and created contact of an insulting or provoking nature with ptlm parsons.
                                          LOL
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                                            • donkevlar
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                                              • Sep 2006
                                              • 4325
                                              #12
                                              Hahahahaha classic stuff. I can imagine the 100% satisfaction felt when the odor reached those huge pig nostrils.

                                              Deej: We can't laugh at a fart because it came from a criminal? Explain please.
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                                                • Deej
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                                                  • Jun 2005
                                                  • 24386
                                                  #13
                                                  Originally posted by donkevlar
                                                  Hahahahaha classic stuff. I can imagine the 100% satisfaction felt when the odor reached those huge pig nostrils.

                                                  Deej: We can't laugh at a fart because it came from a criminal? Explain please.
                                                  yay - he farted on a cop. Wooooo! I guess if I were in highschool - a fart joke would still be funny.

                                                  This guy is receiving praise for something that over all was very fucking stupid of him in every sense.

                                                  I have no empathy nor do i find any humor with a guy that does such stupid shit.

                                                  Sure - the cop smelled his shit. Big fuckin deal. Fuck the cop yea!!! but its not even funny, really.

                                                  Heres a good one. My first friend in life. My father's best friend's kid. It was 4th of july and I lived on the beach. So we were gathering for fire works on the beach. barbeque and such. My friend is about 5. An officer comes to check up on us. Checking on the fire and who had what type of thing. While the officer was talking to my freind's father and some others, my friend, George, walks over to the cop, drops trowser and starts to piss on the cops foot. It soaks in a good amount before he even noticed!


                                                  NOW THATS FUNNY!


                                                  leave the fart jokes at school guys...

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                                                    • D Ghost
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                                                      • May 2006
                                                      • 9819
                                                      #14
                                                      lllllllllllmmmmmfffffaaaaoooo

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                                                        • cherrylula
                                                          lol
                                                          • Jan 2002
                                                          • 15969
                                                          #15
                                                          Being a cop must really stink.

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                                                            • uno
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                                                              • Dec 2002
                                                              • 18450
                                                              #16
                                                              Originally posted by Deej
                                                              yay - he farted on a cop. Wooooo! I guess if I were in highschool - a fart joke would still be funny.

                                                              This guy is receiving praise for something that over all was very fucking stupid of him in every sense.

                                                              I have no empathy nor do i find any humor with a guy that does such stupid shit.

                                                              Sure - the cop smelled his shit. Big fuckin deal. Fuck the cop yea!!! but its not even funny, really.

                                                              Heres a good one. My first friend in life. My father's best friend's kid. It was 4th of july and I lived on the beach. So we were gathering for fire works on the beach. barbeque and such. My friend is about 5. An officer comes to check up on us. Checking on the fire and who had what type of thing. While the officer was talking to my freind's father and some others, my friend, George, walks over to the cop, drops trowser and starts to piss on the cops foot. It soaks in a good amount before he even noticed!


                                                              NOW THATS FUNNY!


                                                              leave the fart jokes at school guys...
                                                              That is damn funny.

                                                              I'm not into fart humor, but you gotta admit that is a pretty damn funny visual.
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                                                                • dav3
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                                                                  • May 2007
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                                                                  #17
                                                                  Your friend is a dipshit. Congrats.
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                                                                    • budz
                                                                      Disruptive Innovator
                                                                      • Sep 2003
                                                                      • 4230
                                                                      #18
                                                                      Originally posted by dav3
                                                                      Your friend is a dipshit. Congrats.
                                                                      rofl more like he dips n shits on cops
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                                                                        • Wiseman
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                                                                          • Jan 2002
                                                                          • 2990
                                                                          #19
                                                                          said that he has been arrested more than a dozen times, including twice previously for drunk driving.


                                                                          Sounds like your friend is an idiot. and needs to be off the street.
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                                                                            • budz
                                                                              Disruptive Innovator
                                                                              • Sep 2003
                                                                              • 4230
                                                                              #20
                                                                              Originally posted by Wiseman
                                                                              said that he has been arrested more than a dozen times, including twice previously for drunk driving.


                                                                              Sounds like your friend is an idiot. and needs to be off the street.
                                                                              I wouldn't use idiot to describe him.. he got out of the previous two DUI's...
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                                                                                • Matt 26z
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                                                                                  • Apr 2002
                                                                                  • 18481
                                                                                  #21
                                                                                  What a loser.

                                                                                  34 years old and he's fanning farts onto a cop after being arrested on DUI for the third time.

                                                                                  "Cruz, who works as a boilermaker, said that he has been arrested more than a dozen times, including twice previously for drunk driving."

                                                                                  Too bad he didn't just hit a telephone pole and die.

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                                                                                    • sperbonzo
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                                                                                      • May 2003
                                                                                      • 9750
                                                                                      #22
                                                                                      My girlfriend was killed by a hit and run drunk driver when we were both 15... He ran up on the sidewalk and ran right over her. DOA.

                                                                                      He was laughing at the cops when they caught him, and calling them names and flipping everybody off.


                                                                                      It was totally hilarious. He really showed those pig cops who was in charge....










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                                                                                        • dav3
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                                                                                          • May 2007
                                                                                          • 7348
                                                                                          #23
                                                                                          Originally posted by budz
                                                                                          rofl more like he dips n shits on cops
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                                                                                            • budz
                                                                                              Disruptive Innovator
                                                                                              • Sep 2003
                                                                                              • 4230
                                                                                              #24
                                                                                              Originally posted by sperbonzo
                                                                                              My girlfriend was killed by a hit and run drunk driver when we were both 15... He ran up on the sidewalk and ran right over her. DOA.

                                                                                              He was laughing at the cops when they caught him, and calling them names and flipping everybody off.


                                                                                              It was totally hilarious. He really showed those pig cops who was in charge....



                                                                                              .
                                                                                              yeah, theres tons of drunk driver stories.. sorry about your loss.

                                                                                              No one was hurt. So, this story happens to be fucking hilarious to me.

                                                                                              Btw, I'd never wish ANYONE to die.. but whatever fatt26 it's your prerogative
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                                                                                                • donkevlar
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                                                                                                  • Sep 2006
                                                                                                  • 4325
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                                                                                                  Sorry everyone. I guess the fart isn't funny anymore because some people know someone that was killed by a drunk driver.

                                                                                                  And please no more jokes involving anyone who has had a DUI (especially if they are farting), including:

                                                                                                  George W. Bush
                                                                                                  Dick Cheney.
                                                                                                  Al Gore.
                                                                                                  Eric Carmen
                                                                                                  Keiffer Sutherland
                                                                                                  And my favorite: BC Premier Gordon Campbell.

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                                                                                                    • budz
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                                                                                                      • Sep 2003
                                                                                                      • 4230
                                                                                                      #26
                                                                                                      Originally posted by dav3
                                                                                                      fixed for u..
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                                                                                                        • Spunky
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                                                                                                          • Jun 2002
                                                                                                          • 133978
                                                                                                          #27
                                                                                                          Most cops would taze and beat you with their night stick

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                                                                                                            • 2012
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                                                                                                              • Jul 2006
                                                                                                              • 17189
                                                                                                              #28
                                                                                                              Originally posted by Spunky
                                                                                                              Most cops would taze and beat you with their night stick
                                                                                                              or plug his hole with it
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                                                                                                                • budz
                                                                                                                  Disruptive Innovator
                                                                                                                  • Sep 2003
                                                                                                                  • 4230
                                                                                                                  #29
                                                                                                                  damn.. he's goin national

                                                                                                                  http://news.google.com/news?q=jose+c...d&sa=N&start=0
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                                                                                                                    • budz
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                                                                                                                      • Sep 2003
                                                                                                                      • 4230
                                                                                                                      #30
                                                                                                                      lol CNN
                                                                                                                      http://www.cnn.com/2008/CRIME/09/24/...nce.charge.ap/
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                                                                                                                        • Deej
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                                                                                                                          • Jun 2005
                                                                                                                          • 24386
                                                                                                                          #31
                                                                                                                          Originally posted by donkevlar
                                                                                                                          Sorry everyone. I guess the fart isn't funny anymore because some people know someone that was killed by a drunk driver.

                                                                                                                          And please no more jokes involving anyone who has had a DUI (especially if they are farting), including:

                                                                                                                          George W. Bush
                                                                                                                          Dick Cheney.
                                                                                                                          Al Gore.
                                                                                                                          Eric Carmen
                                                                                                                          Keiffer Sutherland
                                                                                                                          And my favorite: BC Premier Gordon Campbell.

                                                                                                                          + 20% of males in the US
                                                                                                                          yea so lets outweigh the ignorance of this moron for the sake of laughter reguarding a fart joke....

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                                                                                                                            • budz
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                                                                                                                              • Sep 2003
                                                                                                                              • 4230
                                                                                                                              #32
                                                                                                                              http://joseacruz.blogspot.com/
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                                                                                                                                • budz
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                                                                                                                                  • Sep 2003
                                                                                                                                  • 4230
                                                                                                                                  #33
                                                                                                                                  UPDATE: Thursday @ 11:04am
                                                                                                                                  Kanawha County Magistrate Court reports that the "battery on an officer" and "obstructing an officer" charges against Jose Cruz have been dropped.

                                                                                                                                  Magistrate Jack Pauley says an assistant prosecutor came to the office and requested that those charges be dropped.
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                                                                                                                                    • TubeTitans_SusieQ
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                                                                                                                                      #34
                                                                                                                                      lol thats great





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                                                                                                                                        • TampaToker
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                                                                                                                                          I would give you the same advice i gave you in the other thread get better quality of friends
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                                                                                                                                            • budz
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                                                                                                                                              • Sep 2003
                                                                                                                                              • 4230
                                                                                                                                              #36
                                                                                                                                              Originally posted by TampaToker
                                                                                                                                              I would give you the same advice i gave you in the other thread get better quality of friends
                                                                                                                                              I agree, but fuck everyone out there is fake at least these 2 guys are real w/me

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                                                                                                                                                • Deej
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                                                                                                                                                  • Jun 2005
                                                                                                                                                  • 24386
                                                                                                                                                  #37
                                                                                                                                                  Originally posted by budz
                                                                                                                                                  I agree, but fuck everyone out there is fake at least these 2 guys are real w/me

                                                                                                                                                  :: shrugs ::
                                                                                                                                                  real with you?

                                                                                                                                                  they told you to get new friends...

                                                                                                                                                  That pretty uch sums it up that he agrees with the majority of the people here.

                                                                                                                                                  That guy is an idiot. Media got him off the charges. He better still get a DUI on his record.

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                                                                                                                                                    • budz
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                                                                                                                                                      • Sep 2003
                                                                                                                                                      • 4230
                                                                                                                                                      #38
                                                                                                                                                      http://today.msnbc.msn.com/id/26877682/
                                                                                                                                                      they talked about him on the today show this morning ^ video

                                                                                                                                                      they were lol'n ... gee it must be funny ;)
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                                                                                                                                                        • Pleasurepays
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                                                                                                                                                          #39
                                                                                                                                                          Originally posted by budz
                                                                                                                                                          I wouldn't use idiot to describe him.. he got out of the previous two DUI's...
                                                                                                                                                          congrats... now he's looking like an idiot and you're looking like a complete idiot.

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                                                                                                                                                            • NETbilling
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                                                                                                                                                              You need some new friends


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                                                                                                                                                                • Serge Litehead
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                                                                                                                                                                  i guess that's your culture - fart around people doing their job and being proud jackasses for making it such a huge news. Bravo!

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                                                                                                                                                                    • budz
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                                                                                                                                                                      • Sep 2003
                                                                                                                                                                      • 4230
                                                                                                                                                                      #42
                                                                                                                                                                      Originally posted by Pleasurepays
                                                                                                                                                                      congrats... now he's looking like an idiot and you're looking like a complete idiot.

                                                                                                                                                                      Even the editor from TSG wanted to know how he has avoided his two previous DUI's.

                                                                                                                                                                      Idiots usually don't get out of them...

                                                                                                                                                                      I'd like to know how I'm looking like an idiot.
                                                                                                                                                                      I didn't drive drunk, or fart on a cop. I do however find the latter really amusing.
                                                                                                                                                                      Apparently, I'm not the only one.. as it has made international news.

                                                                                                                                                                      The people on The Today Show must be idiots also, they were laughing as well.


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